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Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

mrkillboy posted:

I'm going for Donatello from TMNT or Henry's baby out of Eraserhead.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 11:54

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 10:32

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

mrkillboy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Thanks. It's all clear now.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 13:34

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

sticklefifer posted:

To be fair there is an actual US House rep who believes using wind power is going to use up all the wind.

Head of a scientific committee, wasn't/isn't he?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 16:01

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Say Nothing posted:

Laura Palmer, no! Not again! :ohdear:

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 16:54

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

RandomFerret posted:

I have good news, though. That gum you like is going to come back in style

So they tell me.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 10:32

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Nckdictator posted:

I think there's a pattern here...

I sense a Photoshop thread approaching....

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 16:28

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Wikipedia posted:

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A standard reader begins to put the first clause together conveying the vague sense that "time passes rather quickly". The concrete nature of fruit actually strengthens the imagery, producing a stronger notion of an actual speeding arrow. The obviousness of fruit flying like a member of its class and the poor aerodynamic properties of bananas[citation needed], however, force a reappraisal

Just occasionally Wikipedia manages to be both witty and scrupulous.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 01:22

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

I think all Guardian opinion pieces fall into Poe's Law territory. What would that be called specifically?

If you enjoy laughing at the fatuous, privileged idiots sharing their lives in the news media, check out the BBC radio comedy called The Sunday Format, a parody of British newspaper opinion pieces. All of them are on YouTube.

Here is episode 1, series 1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GibzbTY9V8

Share and enjoy, share and enjoy, journey through life with etc etc.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 02:27

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Mister Adequate posted:

SA is the place

You said it.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 19:35

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Antivehicular posted:

I feel like this is less "woman killed by overtightening corset" and more "woman having corseting woes and being helped by a cheerful skeleton buddy." Just look how happy he is to help out!

Do you think he had a boner? :pervert:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 20:00

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

AlbieQuirky posted:

He killed the flamingo.

*posts FYAD flamingo gif*

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 11:31

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Say Nothing posted:

Truly,

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 20:19

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Cythereal posted:

:iamafag:

Wheat Loaf posted:

brexit_nation.txt

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 17:21

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Bogmonster posted:

Yeah that's from Viz, it's not supposed to be someone's actual opinion.

forgive me. i have been brutalised by current affairs

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 21:14

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 10:32

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Stoatbringer posted:

Nothing is so stupid that ~~somebody, somewhere~~Josef K Sourdust won't believe it.

E: Someone told me Donald Trump was the Republican candidate for the presidency and I believed it.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 22:35

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