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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Weird News Headlines: The male is in the czech
 
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MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

 You forgot this classic.
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MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

iGestalt posted:

"Sex offender admits car park thefts – including taking two whole ticket machines"

"A sex offender who stole money from car park pay machines in High Wycombe over the Christmas period and twice took the whole machine has been recalled to prison after pleading guilty. Charles Bamber, 34, of no fixed abode, pleaded guilty at High Wycombe Magistrates on January 14, to ten counts of theft, nine counts of criminal damage and one count of failure to comply with the notification requirements of the sex offenders register."

How do you steal two whole ticket machines.

You lure them with candy and a free puppy.

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MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

 Instead of throwing car batteries into the ocean, let's throw koalas.

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MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

 China is going to be surprised when they open that package.

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