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Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

sticklefifer posted:

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/go...b0b7a02ae390b1d

Holy gently caress. It's even better if you don't read the article and just try to work it out in your head.

The image of this headline is one of my all-time favorites.

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Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

That guy is supposed to be 18??

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Wheat Loaf posted:

No doubt a form of protest against either the British government or the European Union. Either seems equally likely.

In other news (hey!) here's what the Scottish papers are saying today:



In case, like me, you have never heard the phrase they are trying to mock, it's "you couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery".

The dictionary tell us that a piss-up is "a social occasion where everyone drinks a lot of alcohol". So there you go, non-Brits!

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