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Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

nockturne posted:

That's a common brush tail possum or a small pastry isn't it?

Porque no los dos?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2019 11:04

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:13

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

DrBouvenstein posted:

To lighten (pun intended, you'll see what I mean) the mood:

Catalina Foothills instructor...loses job over OnlyFans account

The teacher is someone (mildly) famous...see if my hint helped you guess:
Rachel Dolezal. The white woman who was head of a local NAACP chapter and (I think?) claimed she was Trans-Racial

Careful with the link at work. They show a picture from her account, and although it's blurred, you can still tell she's spreading cheek in full view of Black Santa.

If you squint you can see where she keeps her integrity.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 08:26

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Pookah posted:

I'm sure Shane is very glad they didn't suspend him.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/shane-rose-mankini-showjumping-b2498189.html

Elton John wrote about this didn't he?

quote:

Lay back in my armchair
Close eyes and think clear
I can hear hoof beats ahead
Roy and Trigger have just hit the hilltop
While MY WIFE...! and the kids are in bed

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 22:41

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/Barcajim3/status/1765795226419920943

I thought it sounded familiar but had to check...

quote:

The Bataclan (French pronunciation: [bataklɑ̃]) is a theatre located at 50 Boulevard Voltaire in the 11th arrondissement of Paris, France...

On 13 November 2015, 90 people were killed in a coordinated terrorist attack in the theatre.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 09:42

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

I dont know posted:

A 'male' humanoid robot was unveiled in Saudi Arabia. It then inappropriately touched a female reporter.

quote:

During a presentation, a reporter for Al Arabiya, Rawya Kassem, stood in front of Muhammad as she spoke to the audience.

A viral video of the incident showed the robot appearing to extend a hand forward to touch her backside.

In the clip, Kassem can be seen responding with a stern glare, followed by a raised palm at Muhammad, before she continues to talk.

Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 08:56 on Mar 12, 2024

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 08:52

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene posted:

I mean it's a confusing headline until you realise they need to jingle a set of keys in front of him to get him to do... oh anything really.

"Time to get up donny..."

"Time for smart donny to write a truthy..."

"Does big brave donny want to meet the nice people downstairs...?"

Edit: in fact, reaching for a set of nursey's keys is what he's doing in the photo.

Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 09:46 on Mar 22, 2024

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 09:44

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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

We do this except we make the emptiest stretch of the Pacific Ocean 0.

The nation of New Zealand looks at a map and says "Hey wait a minute..."

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 08:39

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:13

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I would.

dr_rat posted:

Pretty sure that's where the Governor general lives, and probably all the ambassadors and what not.

I already said

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I would.

Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 10:50 on May 2, 2024

# ¿ May 2, 2024 10:43

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