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theflyingorc posted:this video lends a lot of credibility: Her condition is a real thing (idk if the story is real but the condition is). The "sympathetic psychologist" is a piece of poo poo and needs to do time.
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davidspackage posted:It's probably just as likely she made that person up and did it alone, though. Maybe. Situation still sucks, though.
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From a Danish paper, not sure which (probably Adresseavisen of Copenhagen): quote:Wednesday March 4, 1767. Here lives a craftsman who chews cud. He is 20 years old; and when he has eaten, it takes 15 minutes until he gets up the food again and starts to chew it anew. It seems that the food during that time must stay in the esophagus, as he there feels something hard and a thickness. When he lays down after eating, he cannot fall asleep until he has completed his second meal by the chewing of cud. By this cud-chewing the food tastes him just as well, even better than when he first ate it. All food comes up again for him in the same order as he first ate it. What he first has eaten comes first again for the cud-chewing. This human has in all his time chewed cud; for he says himself that he never could recall when he first began. When he has done a good meal, he spends an hour and a half by chewing cud, and when it fails to appear, he is ill. He lacks nothing of his mind. His mother has nursed him herself, and his father has, by his account, occasionally chewed cud, but not so proper as the son. That humans chew cud is somewhat rare but not unheard of. It is different from the illness whereby the food rises up against the will of the human; for the proper chewing of cud is tasteful and pleasant. There is told of a Paduan tailor who at a party so chewed the food again, that his comrades said that he should pay double, as he had double gain thereof. Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Oct 9, 2015 |
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It's a question. Presumably if he or we can find two drummers...
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That is exactly it. I was about to object because of our hero being of sound mind and wikipedia talking about cognitive disabilities, but the latter was historical so it's all good. Thank you for the link, I'll pass it on!
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Garrand posted:That's not irony It's like ten thousand mailboxes when all you need is being alive 
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:My cursive reading skills aren't up to this, is there a transcription? Yeah if you clicked my name in my quote, but here it is for laziness' sake: quote:Dear Sir: From the FBI archive of Hitler tips. Link is in the other post.
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John Big Booty posted:Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom I was about to post that it looks like one of several of those fake news stories where they find a mug shot and make up a dumb story they think fits. They're basically never true.
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Crow Jane posted:Oops, sorry bout that. I don't think I was sufficiently caffeinated when I saved that image this morning. No worries. Probably more than half of this thread's stories are fake if you dig into them. It's just sometimes they're more fake. American Republican and Baltimore daily clipper., July 03, 1846, Image 1 
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First Law of Self-driving Cars: Ram everything Second law of Selfdriving cars: Ram what hasnt't been rammed. Third law of selfdriving cars: Smooth driving.
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Hidden Directive: Lock Will Smith inside you, and keep him there. It feels good.
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Choco1980 posted:Is...this a lesbian joke? It's a "women shouldn't wear pants or ride bicycles!  " joke
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Also, it was a thing in 1800's society for the wife to be in charge of the family's finances, like, the husband would just hand her his paycheck and she'd actually budget and spend it. Oh that makes a lot of sense! Even further up in time, apparently: We have my grandma's budget book from the 1930s where she wrote in every thing she bought & then once a week or month (or however often it was at the time) there's my grandpa's paycheck written in. I always assumed it was because she took book-keeping classes (against her father's wishes even).
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Choco1980 posted:so...yes? (bicycles were first thought to cause lesbianism) Lesbianism didn't really "exist" until the 20th century. Women were not considered to have their own sexuality at all until quite recently. Women living together for years and decades was somewhat common (at least hereabouts), because nobody could even imagine that anything would be going on under the covers, so to speak. Then later it became weird for a whlle because idiots realized that not everybody is the same as them. Now at least it seems to be okay again here (both for women and men &c).
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It is important to remember that amateurs attempted to murder a child and it was professionals that murdered a child.@my_ccu
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Dienes posted:May have been posted before, but worth posting again. Hahah yeah I loved that one. There's something about the scholarly paper format that enhances jokes. Cf. Chicken-chickenchicken, chicken.
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imo he should go free. sometimes the law cant cover the funny things.
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Esp if he didnt break anything or like destroy whatever sense of justice Like if he just stepped over some line because he has a funny name, that's totally legit imo. Actually, he can take some beers or whataver off the truck if there is one. It won't hurt anybody.
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Redczar posted:
Is she doing sign language for the deaf in case the rabbit did decide to talk?
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see thats what you get living in a new country. everybody naming their poo poo after recent things. anyway for the sandwich dude: sandwiches are supposedly named after the earl of sandwich (in england) so your town's name is actually less weird than the foodstuff. depending on the timeline, it might even be older than actual sandwiches. where im from, place names are usually from prehistory & have to be dated by suffixes. Certain names were used in certain periods. Obv, they adjust by other factors but goddamn living in a country that is a child.
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rodbeard posted:What a great deal that seems like it would be pretty expensive usually. Ya I'd be pretty pissed if docs removed my brain and then were like "5 grand"
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Mulva posted:Turns out P. Troglodytes and their closest relatives are all right bastards, especially to other apes. Aren't Pan troglodytes chimpanzees though?
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Chimpanzees are horrible fuckers and we're their closest relatives. Oh that makes sense. Thanks! Yeah, we are a few species that don't have the excuse of "nature" or "instinct". Sure, those affect us, but we can still reflect and decide whether to follow them. Sometimes I'll include like great apes, porpoises, etc, cause once in a while it's gotta occur to them that they're hurting another being. I long for the day that we will have a dolphin vs orangutan murder case go to trial as if a normal human vs human trial.
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Nostradingus posted:That's why they used an orangutan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSg_6T8HrRg
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Why are most of those fake mugshot+outrageous headline shops featuring black people? I'm admittedly kindof a softie, but I just don't see the fun in those. I know Say Nothing runs this and says anything goes, it just chafes me. quote:Drank Carbolic Acid. On this From the newspaper The Social-Democrat, 1800s.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKCy3LMtTao pro tip: hide behind the huge rear end copier
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wyoming posted:The newscaster trying not to crack up is magical. Ya I love that she noticed and is trying to be a pro.
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Old lady claims replacing Jesus with weird bear-like creature upset church goers, art historians.
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twist ending: teacher is let go cause it turns out the dog really ate the homework. the student did eat the dog afterwards, but that's legalities for ya.
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dumb. posted:
It's so perfect. What did they seriously expect from an "AI" chatbot patterned on twitter and facebook style updates? What middle manager was so disconnected from the world that he passed it on to his superiors? Why did they sign off? Who the gently caress decided to not curate or at least filter its output? It's like the whole company is made up of the deaf-blind-mute monkeys.
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dumb. posted:The last time I had a cinnamon roll can explode in my butt I did NOT have that expression. I am not really confident, but I think it is a man whose butt was exploded by a cinnamon roll can and he seems 😬.
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zakharov posted:Or it's a fake headline 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Any other science you want to drop on us, Mr. Wizard? Yeah they should have used a sans serif font for the byline & the photo text
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