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Not a headline, but a couple of years ago my department arrested a dude missing both arms for armed robbery. He was the getaway driver. I'm completely serious.
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davidspackage posted:Sir SIR if you can't do this blowjob properly I'm going to have to put you under arrest. Now, start again please. And less teeth this time.
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...something something beer hall pooch...
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Well that explains why Hitler poisoned his dog.
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So, did he or did he not dance all night?
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Intoluene posted:You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly. What, with ketchup? Only, ketchup's extra.
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Let's just say the books contain the phrase "churn thy butter" an awful lot.
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Obviously he swung it around like an aspergillum.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Why didn't they loving shoot it They did, but the shaman already had a totem down. Christ, that's a stupid joke
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I disagree, I find that when it comes to butts, people cannot lie.
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Aug 17, 2017 23:39
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Whereas the chicken would be a tender date.
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Proteus Jones posted:Why are people continually spelling "pigeon" as "pidgeon"? What, you've never heard of pidgeon english?
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Good way to get clamydia.
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Nah, Scorpion would be way too OP.
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chitoryu12 posted:I wonder what would happen if you took your sex toy hunting software around the government buildings in DC. Mr. Vice President, stop making fun of Senator McCain like that!
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Dammit Jesus, you were supposed to take the wheel!
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can't help but wonder what the plan is here. Part of the value of livestock semen is that it came from a particular high quality line to create offspring with particular characteristics. Nobody wants to buy random bull semen. You don't want to risk your herd of Holsteins getting knocked up by a Texas Longhorn. That's much more likely with an Aggie, anyway.
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Put more insulation under the floorboards. That should dampen it a bit.
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I want to see a whale turned into a rocket. ...yes, my mother is doing fine, thank you for asking.
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I hope Boone got out in time 
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I'm going to need hard evidence before I believe that one.
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If it's soft after that much attention, he needs to see a doctor.
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Taking over the Nuke distribution will be his undoing.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Do they still have statues of king Leopold, butcher of the Congo? Well gently caress them! Hey, you can have those statues when you pry them from their cold, dead hands.
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Exploration? Uranus ain't made for that!
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I believe that is known as "gently caress You, Got Minecraft".
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Why did they include that blank picture in the article, though?
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Eh, going off prematurely happens to every guy at some point.
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From my reading of it, it's no different than a college campus having its own police force. It's a church with an academy of 2k plus students. It's not like they're the Redneck Swiss Guard or anything.
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The Lone Badger posted:But why do either of those need a police force? There is a state police force, right? Why is there any need for any separate forces? In my experience every college that's more than a couple hundred students has its own force. Granted, I say "force" loosely as they seem to mostly do traffic enforcement/drunk and disorderly calls rather than anything of substance. Scathach posted:Have you like... seen what's happening in the US today? A woman just got indicted because she got shot in the stomach when a man attacked her, so it was naturally her fault the baby died. A religious police force isn't unbelievable. I'm only familiar with Texas law but I have to assume it's generally the same that these would be state licensed officers, not like a religious PMC. If they're state licensed, they can't (legally) enforce anything that isn't state law. I'm not saying they really *need* to have their own officers but I don't think it's the bizarre news it seems on its face. Marcade has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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You're preaching to the choir. It would be preferable for the officers to be under one organization but (local) government at least freaks at the idea of spending money on infrastructure. If they can con the colleges into spending their money on officers, all the better (for them).
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The MSJ posted:Too bad his mom was holding him by the balls when dipping him in the river. Ah yes, the legend of Bophadese.
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At least now it's kosher?
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Eating rat without ketchup? I bet the chef didn't even wash his hands afterwards.
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That's clearly an aurumvorax, though?
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Oct 30, 2019 21:55
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Roast beef is the last thing I'd expect to find on Grindr.
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Only Protestants. Grindr has an age limit I assume.
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Good to see Adrian Beltre keeping himself busy.
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First thing I thought of when I saw that picture. https://youtu.be/yqyQmecxub4?t=295 Help, I am not good with computers and could not figure out how to embed the video correctly.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Now what will Millennials eat??? Assocado toast.
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