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Aphrodite posted:Now that the modern day storyline apparently allows for time glitches so you can kill Nazis during the French Revolution, you are a monster if you don't like it. AC4 was the only good asscreed game in the series and this just sounds like monkeycheese bullshit. Prolly still buy this lovely game because I'm dumb as hell.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 16:41 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:36 |
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Blind Sally posted:A game series that features, as a plot point, a sci-fi machine that lets you explore different times in the past, can suffer glitches that causes different times to bleed together. Yup, sure sounds like totally obnoxious random monkey-cheese bullshit to me. Boy, Ubisoft sure is stretching with that one. exactly Kurtofan posted:What do we know about the story of the game? Like every asscreed game, its incomprehensible garbage that tries to have a "twist" while winking and nudging at you the entire time.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 03:07 |
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It's pretty much because Asscreed games are awful poo poo and Ubisoft doesn't care. Jokes on me though for buying every game in the series though, including the new ones. At least Black Flag was legit fun while the rest were Simon says with Twilight-Pseudo-History fanfinction.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 16:09 |
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Lol ubisoft and anyone who is a fan of their terrible games. Only good thing they've done recently was Rayman on the Wii U, and they tried to gently caress that up.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 21:48 |
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Pay $60 worth of asscreed points for the privilege of controlling Desmond's dead cock thrust up Ezio's rotten corpse.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 16:33 |
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Coding women assassins is so difficult they added a donation pan. Please buy their asscreed points and support ethics in video game paternalism.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 16:41 |
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Crappy Jack posted:hopefully they're not doing anything stupid like hiding fun poo poo behind a paywall. Adorable
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 17:14 |
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When I'm playing next gen Simon says, I really need a gamer boost to get me through the day. Luckily uPlay has me covered with Asscreed juice. Now I have the power to take down the matriarchy. Thanks uPlay. Suck it down and Game On!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 17:27 |
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Pay to unlock cosmetic items that give you stat boosts like TF2...a free to play game
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 19:06 |
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Lol this game looks so loving awful. It's hilarious how some of you stupid shits are already rationalizing the micro transactions.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 01:00 |
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sellouts posted:still going to 100% it and still going to spend 0 additional dollars doing so. Nah.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 13:56 |
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I read the top game journalism websites to justify my purchases.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 18:59 |
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Lol this game and it's defenders
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 03:11 |
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so has journalism stated bad game is bad or bad game is good? This story is developing too quickly for me to keep up. Link some tweets for CNN so Wolf Blitzer makes sense of this for me!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 17:34 |
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Orv posted:Games journalism aside (which it should always be), yeah, it's just an AC game with a heaping help of Patch or Die. Everything that means to someone who has played the rest is there. It won't kill Ubisoft but maybe it'll let them take a couple years to make the next one. "Ubisoft has listened to your voices a released a brand new patch for Unity. This fixes all the performance issues. Ubisoft has proven they care about gamers and so we have raised the review to 10/10 would microtransaction again!"
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 18:46 |
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Black Flag is the only good Asscreed game. It also is a really good game in general.Bro Dad posted:HOW TO FIX YOUR SETTINGS ON PC:
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 19:12 |
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Aphrodite posted:You're not even keeping your gimmick consistent man. Lazy work. If you think Black Flag was bad you're retarded. Black Flag owned.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 19:57 |
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macnbc posted:Well it's a good thing that Assassin's Creed Rogue: Black Flag 2 came out today! noice! I'll prolly grab this on PC when its at a more sane $20-30 range.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 20:06 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Well, people (like me) did say they wanted the series to get back to basics, but maybe they misinterpreted that. Those peeps are dumb as hell since Black Flag was the only good asscreed game. Lol and peeps who still bought this and continue to defend it.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:00 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:I'm going to try to respond to you not as a troll but as if you were a person, so here goes... That ship sailed when asscreed 3 was released. Black Flag was the only good one and the rest were incoherent garbage.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:07 |
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Mustang posted:AC2 and AC:B were the best Assassins Creed games followed closely by Black Flag. But your gimmick seems to be just endlessly posting bad opinions I thought 2 was good at the time after just beating the first one. Later I realized that was not true, it was just that asscreed 1 was so terrible. Brotherhood and revelations were just awful. It wasn't until Black Flag that the engine was capable of pulling off a fun game.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:15 |
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They are doing you a generous favor.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:17 |
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blackguy32 posted:2015 I believe Sweet!
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:34 |
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Kirios posted:So I've heard Ubisoft hosed up pretty royally on Unity...can anyone here detail what are the major issues with the game? If you didn't have thin skin and put half the posters here on ignore you'd have read that the game has frame rate issues and gameplay on par with Asscreed 1. Its a huge step back from Black Flag.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 18:22 |
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Asscreed is a game thats about exploration and quick assassination. It seems like they wanted to do a stealth game that appeals towards everyone but then realized most people are bad at stealth (or they are bad and making stealth games). Either way, I actually prefer the quick battles. Asscreed games can be janky enough, could you imagine how much worse it would be if combat was more difficult.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 18:40 |
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The Iron Rose posted:still incredibly disappointed that rogue isn't on PC yet. Same. lol at anyone who bought unity. You deserve it. Especially if your preordered it.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 04:29 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Yes, I deserve to...have a fairly good time wandering around Paris, climbing famous buildings, and occasionally stabbing people. Little Interactive Media Publishing company Ubisoft really appreciates you defending this product they release
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 04:40 |
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I actually got around to playing Watch_Dogs (got it free with Tropico 5) and lol at anyone who continues to buy Ubisoft games. If your game crashes and you lose your progress or feel cheated, good.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 00:18 |
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Daily Forecast posted:do you have literally anything useful to say Always because I'm the best Example: don't be like this doofus and preorder a ubisoft game
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 07:55 |
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Daily Forecast posted:^^ This guy knows what's up. Been playing since day 1, and the poor framerates were pretty bothersome but the game itself has always been really fun. Story's a little weak but who even loving cares, videogames, story, pick one. Now that the AMD drivers made the game very smooth, the game has gone from 'annoying to play but still fun' to 'loving excellent'. Lololoololol. Seek help.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 15:21 |
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Just what I want from ubisoft, more lovely ubisoft titles.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 19:00 |
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macnbc posted:Deal alert: AC Unity is currently going for PS4 and XB1 on Amazon (US) for $40. Free is too expensive if the quality of Watch_Dogs is anything to go by.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 17:05 |
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Watch dogs is awful. The story is boring as hell and the game freezes every 2 seconds because ubisoft DEVs don't understand streaming. The graphics are early 360 quality and every character is unlikable. The controls are unintuitive on both controller and mouse and keyboard. The only positive thing I can say about it is the multiplayer is fun in short bursts.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 18:21 |
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Are you illiterate? I never said it crashed. The only reason why you prolly enjoyed it is because you got to press the "hack" button a lot which, while providing no meaningful gameplay mechanics, triggered the dopamine in your retarded brain. It's a bad game from a bad company. I got it for free and I was ripped off. virtualboyCOLOR fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 14, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 18:34 |
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The Iron Rose posted:So for those of us who missed the live event...? Ubisoft confirmed that Black Flag is still the only good Asscreed game and they are sorry for that mistake and it will never happen again
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 17:58 |
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This game will be like every other Asscreed game in the series that wasn't black flag: garbage for idiots
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 18:13 |
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Stealthed Zombie posted:
Because either its trivial to the point of who cares or #gamergate twitter bomb fear
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 18:21 |
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black flag fukking owned
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 18:32 |
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AC3 will always be the worst because they took about the ability to throat stab random peeps
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 18:44 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:36 |
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effervescible posted:Counterpoint: it let us pet dogs rather stab them I was only allowed to shoot them which wasn't as satisfying
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 18:47 |