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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Can we have a subforum for BESTFRIENDTALK?

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
You've done it, a starwar betamax. You successfully killed GBS 2.x/1.x... but what will become of us now??

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Pawn 17 posted:

Can we have a subforum for BESTFRIENDTALK?

yes it is this thread

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I think I hear a spooky rat in my kitchen friends!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Pawn 17 posted:

Can we have a subforum for BESTFRIENDTALK?

also would mind if i probated you so you could have at least something on your otherwise perfectly clean 14-year-old rap sheet? or do you want it unsullied?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





a starwar betamax posted:

also would mind if i probated you so you could have at least something on your otherwise perfectly clean 14-year-old rap sheet? or do you want it unsullied?

Best friends don't probate each other! Please leave me unsullied. :roboluv:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
ok i will respect your personal boundaries because i respect our friendship

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Probate him just to prove how much you really love him

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
14 years of posting perfection. never a single mistake, never the slightest error.. its incredible. he is like a surgeon in his posting precision. a thing of beauty... and we need a hundred more just like 'em.... oh how a man can dream...

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

a starwar betamax posted:

14 years of posting perfection. never a single mistake, never the slightest error.. its incredible. he is like a surgeon in his posting precision. a thing of beauty... and we need a hundred more just like 'em.... oh how a man can dream...

i let franco probo me for my first time on purpose

















i felt like a mensa whore, throwing myself at anyone who could figure out basic critical thinking problems and pay a membership fee

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Office Commando posted:

i felt like a mensa whore, throwing myself at anyone who could figure out basic critical thinking problems and pay a membership fee

what does mensa stand for anyway

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

a starwar betamax posted:

what does mensa stand for anyway

http://bit.ly/1wt8lNw

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

a starwar betamax posted:

what does mensa stand for anyway

think it stands for truth justice and the american way

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

first result:

Don’t mention in your cover letter or resume that you’re a MENSA member.

Just … don’t.

A candidate just told me that although she’s unable to use the program that is a critical component of the job, she’s sure she could do the job well anyway, and she added in parentheses: “(I am a member of MENSA)”

It’s not convincing, and it’s a little obnoxious.

(As an interesting side note, the qualifications for MENSA aren’t even all that high, but that’s so not the point.)

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
i just really use it to make menses jokes when I can



because the manlove gives him periods






in xis p*ssy :devil:

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
This seems good. I just watched the video and while I really enjoyed it your laptop's fan is a bit noisy eh

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

luncheon meat posted:

This seems good. I just watched the video and while I really enjoyed it your laptop's fan is a bit noisy eh

the processor was running at top speed compiling the new forum software

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
really liking the new direction the forums are going (OUT of the gutter and BACK to basics)

suggestion: capitalize the T in Friendtalk ??

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Atma posted:

really liking the new direction the forums are going (OUT of the gutter and BACK to basics)

suggestion: capitalize the T in Friendtalk ??


thanks, but
UM... all the numbers are capitalized in FRIENDTALK

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*drives car through wall of thread, coming to a stop inches from everyone, stumbles out of car, withered old hands shaking*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Moxie?

I'm looking for Moxie?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:yikes:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Luvcow posted:

*drives car through wall of thread, coming to a stop inches from everyone, stumbles out of car, withered old hands shaking*

heh nice

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

a starwar betamax posted:

thanks, but
UM... all the numbers are capitalized in FRIENDTALK

sorry don't want to call you out but



if you need help, i have a programming degree

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Luvcow posted:

Moxie?

I'm looking for Moxie?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Atma posted:

sorry don't want to call you out but



if you need help, i have a programming degree

:cripes:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Atma posted:

sorry don't want to call you out but



if you need help, i have a programming degree

it is possible you may be seeing the FRIENDTALK banner realized with some 'lowercase' lettering. .... what browser operating system are you using because this matters

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Thank you.

You remind me of my grandson Eustice.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

a starwar betamax posted:

it is possible you may be seeing the FRIENDTALK banner realized with some 'lowercase' lettering. .... what browser operating system are you using because this matters

heh... i highly doubt the problem is with my system

i turned all of my antivirus off to make sure there were no I/O conflicts



i defrag my system nightly and have ZERO capitlization problems outside of these forums

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Luvcow posted:

Thank you.

You remind me of my grandson Eustice.

i'm sure he is a wonderful christian boy

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Atma posted:

heh... i highly doubt the problem is with my system

i turned all of my antivirus off to make sure there were no I/O conflicts



i defrag my system nightly and have ZERO capitlization problems outside of these forums

ok i see what might be your problem.. looks liek your running a version of windows, and FRIENDTALK is optimized for Ubuntu

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

a starwar betamax posted:

ok i see what might be your problem.. looks liek your running a version of windows, and FRIENDTALK is optimized for Ubuntu

ok, great. so now i need to buy an ubuntu. i'm not really looking on spending even more money to talk with my friends i've ALREADY made here

the harder you make the forums to use, the more people will just go back to fark.com

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Atma posted:

ok, great. so now i need to buy an ubuntu. i'm not really looking on spending even more money to talk with my friends i've ALREADY made here

the harder you make the forums to use, the more people will just go back to fark.com

getting into an ubuntu is actually more affordable than you may think, thanks to our friends as system 76

https://system76.com/laptops/model/galu1

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

hey just wanna leave a review. i really like the new atomsphere. it's friendly and good for chatting. it almost makes me regret allegedly killing my grandparents.

A++++++++++++ would use again!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
thanks for the feedback this is a team effort

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Just told my grandpa about the change, can't wait to see some new blood here! Gonna do my best to spread the word.

0dB
Jan 3, 2009
Does this work on webTV? Asking for gran.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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