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sometimes I go to the pet store, stare at the fish and pretend I'm one of them. then, i forget why I'm even there. or who i am
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Nov 4, 2014 00:58
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Sometimes I'll look for the dumbest looking employee and ask them for food for a random pokemon.
Me: Do you have Diglett food?
Them: Piglet? I'm pretty sure they eat anyth--
Me: Nono, Diglett. They're like a mole.
Them: Zuh?
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Nov 4, 2014 01:10
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Me: Hi do you have Squirtle tanks?
Them: Actually, Squirtles don't live in tanks, they live in pokeballs, idiot.
Me: I gotta go
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Nov 4, 2014 01:14
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Sometimes if I see an elderly couple with their dog in the store, I'll ask if I can walk it for them. I then take it to the dog cages and request to "try another one," and return the new dog to the couple. Sometimes they don't even notice.
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Nov 4, 2014 01:17
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I don't actually own any pets, so pet stop is pretty much my only chance to play with them. I'll bring my own laser pointer, and make a dog chase the dot while Fido's owner is carrying a huge bag of food. It also works pretend-throwing toys for them.
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Nov 4, 2014 01:34
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Me and my friend, a conure named Toby, sharing a Cinnabon.
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Nov 4, 2014 01:50
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I really love the snakes. They're so cool and slithery. Sometimes, I'll catch some mice in my yard and bring them to feed the snakes. Everyone freaks the gently caress out and I'm like wtf, the snake's just gonna eat them anyway who cares.
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Nov 4, 2014 04:02
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I was kicked out of pet stop for repeatedly asking to see the snails with human tits
They keep saying the don't know what it is, but they're hiding it from me, I just know it!
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Nov 4, 2014 19:24
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Whenever I go to the pet store, I go in the back where the large dog cages are and bring my blanket. Then, I make my bed and lay in the dog cage, locking myself in. Then I take a little nap, it always helps during my lunch break so I can recharge my batteries.
This but with the doggy beds in the back of the store. If you take two of the larger ones and make a clamshell with them, you can comfortably sleep for a while before anyone notices. Slept straight through till morning one time and not a single person realized.
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Nov 4, 2014 19:31
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I only go to the pet store on free sample day. That's how learned I prefer rice & lamb over chicken
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Nov 4, 2014 21:48
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May 10, 2024 10:03
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i have very strong opinions about pets and pet stores let me assure you.
I do to. Do you know the difference between Pet Stop and Pet Smart? I'm still allowed in Pet Stop.
Idiot petsmart fuckers fell for the Squirtle bit, too.
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