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Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

what do you do when you lose? I clap my hands really loudly like "drat, I almost had him. it was so close."

I know what you all do when you win a fight like this, no need to bring that one up.

any examples of times like this? I just had one in Binding of Isaac Rebirth.

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bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
Topic locked.

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
some sort of variation of "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i was so loving close"

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I break poo poo in my vicinity.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

bonzibuddy64 posted:

Topic locked.

don't gamer shame.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
evaluate my mistakes and continue like a true warrior

Bobby The Rookie
Jun 2, 2005

I fall to my knees, literally shaking.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


impotently rage at my own shortcomings

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

I say 'gently caress' really loud and then i do the boss again and usually I have him beat because by then i have him all figured out

there have been exceptions, with incredibly hard bosses that require RNG bullshit to defeat

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

I get comically super pissed in an embarrassing fashion but it's ok because I'm usually alone

then I do it again and I beat it and I'm like, 'lol'

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
i was gonna post but then i saw the thread was locked :(

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
break my controller beating on the television screen

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

punch myself in the face repeatedly as hard as i can and then later complain that my head hurts

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Gobblecoque posted:

i was gonna post but then i saw the thread was locked :(

I reopened the thread, no worries.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

thuly posted:

evaluate my mistakes and continue like a true warrior


thuly posted:

break my controller beating on the television screen

Um.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
This happens a lot in Megaman games, I swear they like calculated the weapon damages so that the robot masters always end up with 1 bar of life left.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

aww shucks! well next time ill get em for sure!

Myrmomancer
May 31, 2014
It depends on how many times this has happened. Once or twice, I laugh it off and concentrate harder. 10 times, shits gonna get broken.

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I break poo poo in my vicinity.

I yell @ my mom and stomp around

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

Bobnumerotres posted:

punch myself in the face repeatedly as hard as i can and then later complain that my head hurts

actually this irl

once bashed my knee w a gamecube controller so.hard I broke a blood vessel and had to go to the doctor. Controller was fine tho

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

ForeverSmug posted:

actually this irl

once bashed my knee w a gamecube controller so.hard I broke a blood vessel and had to go to the doctor. Controller was fine tho

of course. now if that had been a dualshock...you may have broken the controller. and cut yourself up.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

ForeverSmug posted:

actually this irl

once bashed my knee w a gamecube controller so.hard I broke a blood vessel and had to go to the doctor. Controller was fine tho

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

Evil Eagle posted:

of course. now if that had been a dualshock...you may have broken the controller. and cut yourself up.

The dualshock would have been pulverized into a fine powder. Dualshocks are weak

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

My heartbeat noticeably rises during tense video game boss fights.

Anny-Mouse
Mar 1, 2008

Not only are your breasts flat, but you're also boring.
I punch myself in the head when i get tense

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
i yell at my dog until he starts howling and then i start howling op

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i slap myself in the face like, really hard, and then i jam a pen in my leg ,and THEN i say "well that wasnt such a big deal i'll jst do it again"

now im a cripple

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I gruesomely suicide my character a bunch of times to teach them a lesson about failure.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

:geno:

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
if i survived a while at low health then finally gave it up and died, i laugh about it

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Sit on the shower fully clothed for 30-40 minutes

Am I crying? Who could tell.

zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all
i blame some flaw in the game mechanics and/or controller aloud. then i usually follow with "this game is gay anyway" or "i hate this game"

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Evil Eagle posted:

My heartbeat noticeably rises during tense video game boss fights.

One time in Metroid Prime 3 my eyes started watering during a boss fight because I hadn't blinked since the start of the fight!

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I make some kind of noises and bat my headset around like a kitten playing with twine.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

i jab myself in the thigh with a syringe filled with aids and mtn dew

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
i sometimes sigh, or say "jeez" kind of lazily because rly im still having fun gaming

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

I unclench my anus and retry.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Golden Goat posted:

I unclench my anus and retry.

you have no loving clue how many times I've been a complete moron and blown myself up unclenching right after I kill big dog.

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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i travel to the local council building and pay to change my name via deed poll.

i still use my birth name.

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