GEExCEE posted:Today I've prepared for the chefs a Crews Confit brined in Smoobles and fine herbs, along with a Nazi garnish and curried potato risotto: |
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Nov 7, 2014 22:28
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WAIT! *jumps into view* It's time for a surprise judge to break this tie! Let me take a look at these beasts and determine for SURE who is to be chopped! windmillslayer  The other judges checked appearance and taste, but what does the food sound like? *puts ear up to plate* I hear.. the ocean. I hear the waves. I hear surfers having fun and splashing. Ooh lala, I hear some pretty babes sunning themselves on the beach. 10/10. Good dish. Sounds swell. theglavwen  I don't like your shirt.   cumt  Oh this dish.. This dish is making me randy! This dish, this dish! Oh I gotta shake my booty! *starts twerking like mad at the meal* Oh you like that! You like that! *butt girating like crazy* Man oh man, you want this? *starts giving a lapdance to the food, the meal getting all over my clothes as a spin my hips* You wanna join this, geecee? You wanna join this!? geexcee  "No." Well eff you then! *goes back to town on cumt's dish, twirling my hands through the food, going faster and faster until sauces splatter all over my face* *suddenly stands up and regains composure* ------- And the person to be chopped is......... *slowly looks around the room for dramatic effect* *eyes go wide as I notice Aaran and lock on him* AARAN SANCHES! My worst enemy! You think you can get away with your crimes from all those years ago! You think you can escape me?! It is you who will be chopped!! *lunges towards Sanches, brandishing knives and guns blazing* |
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