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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > chopped

tao of lmao

aaron here

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 04:13

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:19

tao of lmao

i really should have been the bard though

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 04:14

tao of lmao

Ah, yes the first dish. A good meal is nothing without a proper app! Let's see how these rookies panned out.

I like what you did with the sorbet. It's just the right amount of chill without coming across as fake and I'm catching a major buzz of the dank nugs. I can't help but feel you mis-stepped a bit picking tna over anime in terms of your entree. Very fatty. Could have cooked a bit longer.

Delicious presentation. The meal truly begins with the eyes, that's what I always say, and my peepers are feastin' right now. Sauteed weed was wonderful, delicious and firm, but not overcooked so as to lose all the THC. Not a huge fan of the dressing, your weed doesn't need any help being chill, and I'm a bit of a purist when it comes to sauteed weed. Overall superb.

Incorporates all the ingredients well enough, but where's the passion where's the personality? Robotic and uninspired. Day one out of LeCordon Liljon culinary school. This won't do. *pushes plate back*

*nods knowingly*

I uhh...didn't realize there were gonna be girls here. *tugs collar*

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 04:38

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Quickscope420dad posted:

a plate of weed is objectively the best appetizer though

and now that i've taken it, you're chopped!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 04:41

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Cumt posted:

*takes smoobles meme out of the basket and immediately puts in in the trash*

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 13:55

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*to the other judges* did he just throw out an ingredient? I think he just threw one out.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 13:56

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judging is really fun some new posters should give it a shot!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 22:35

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dogcrash truther posted:

if you agree to be one of the judges i will 6 hr probate the byob user of your choice once you';ve made your judgepost

get in on this, guys

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 05:30

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wth posted:

get in on this, guys

and also pick me for the probin'

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 05:30

tao of lmao

i love this thread

# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 16:29

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Bwee posted:

[*]the tears of an autistic child

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 02:04

tao of lmao

good stuff

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 02:35

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Hey! Did someone ask for a celebrity judge who is OFF THE CHAIN?

Everyone else: NO!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 02:49

tao of lmao

lol

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 18:00

tao of lmao

i'm on the edge of my seat here

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 18:14

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:19

tao of lmao

have you not seen Armageddon? There's only one way to fix this.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 18:43

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