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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug It's only a flesh wound
Wounds: ouch
Fate: 1/2


Drekk's bathes their perfectly good, robust hiding place in a jet of flame, Grug screeches, 'you silly fecker. You BLOODY SILLY FECKER.'
It's time to go again, but before that Grug offers a prayer to the Scruntfather, 'o great scrunty one, thank you for sending me my best pal Grumb, who I can always depend on, and FECK YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS GREAT EEEEEJUT.'

He legs it.

Grug has a beef with Drekk
spending a fate for some hp http://orokos.com/roll/446562: 1d5 4
then sprinting off to hide somewhere else; k13 looks like it's out of sight of everyone

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug
Wounds: hurt +4
Fate: 1/2


'Drekk ya eejut, why do ya keep following me and Grumb everywhere, mucking stuff up with ya dayyyum fool ideas, like when ya... ' Grug tells a story of him trying to steal some rotting garbage from a pool full of mutated cybernetic crocodiles, except it's Drekk's idea and Grumb is there too, '...or your Scruntfather cursed bad luck... ' this time they're fending off the amorous advances of a Goliath ganger going through a particularly intense Skulfuk trip. Grug's whole history is rewritten, and as far as he's concerned the three of them have been together for his entire life, Drekk causing every misfortune to befall the gang.

Medic! I'd like my knees to be patched up but failing that I'll help put out the fire. Phone posting is effort.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug
Wounds: 12
Fate: 1/2


After having his knees wrapped in heavy black duct tape, Grug clambers into the Aquila, poking at stuff that looks like it might do something and licking everything he comes across that protrudes even slightly. A compartment opens with a hiss and puff of steam revealing a gleaming weapon. Grug takes it out and holds down one of the buttons and a low hum quickly builds into a high whistle while various windows begin to glow intense blue/white. He smiles his wide tiny toothed grin and passes it to Twonk, 'save this for later'.

I couldn't really decide what to go for but I've plasma aptitude just sitting there doing nothing, so that. A Best Quality Plasma Gun (basically doesn't overheat) pls.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug

Grug tumbled about the interior of the flyer, thinking. Alarms blared around him, lights flashed and vomits spewed. Hell, he though, he'd seen Groin and Mung do this sort of 'driving' stuff enough times to give it a good stab, and while he didn't know too much techy stuff he was sure he'd absorbed some brains from the smart scrunts. Yeah, he knew what to do. Flashing lights need attention and should probably be pressed as fast as they flash!

Awareness test to find the fastest flashing button and press it quickly! With Awareness 2 I need 52 but I got http://orokos.com/roll/468620: 1d100 89

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug

Grug tumbles out of the ruined flyer into the tunnel with an enormous grin and a sense of wellbeing, safe in the knowledge that he had helped. Yup, he helped! In fact not only that but he defintely, certainly saved the lives of all his chums, "Flippin eck that was GREAT! Did ya see how that button was blinking and flashing away and wanting attention and begging to be pressed and *sniiiiif* then I pressed it and then we were all FINE! *hic*".

He's quickly distracted from his reverie by something and starts sniffing around the tunnel floor and listening at the walls, occasionally hiccuping and spluttering directly into the filth. "Oh ho hoo there's some big tasty Grox thingies round ere somewhere. Lets go find em and eat em all up, YUMMERS!"

Wanna go find the Grox but Grug's an idiot and will generally follow everyone else. Maybe we can eat em, maybe we can cause an hilarious stampede or something?
e: do I need to roll for this? Survival for tracking? http://orokos.com/roll/472865: 1d100 65 requires 62

the fart question fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 14, 2017

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug

Grug takes Grimply's advice on board, "So what yer saying is we should be sneaking around real careful like? *farrrrt* Just like back in the Hive", mainly cos he thinks he looks cool in that cloak.

ALso gonna do awareness, looking for DANGER - signs of things watching us or traps http://orokos.com/roll/475299: 1d100 52 requires 52
and stealth for the sneaks, http://orokos.com/roll/475301: 1d100 63 - requires 44

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug

Grug crawls in the direction of the Grox, sniffing at the walls and floor as he goes...

Grug's going after the Grox unless someone smarter tells him otherwise. He'll keep awarenessing and stealthing if that matters at all; he's an idiot but he's aware that there might be some immediate danger.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug METAL SKELLIES!
Wounds: 12/12
Fate: 2/2


'What the feck Grumb, what the FECK...', addressing his Grumb look alike companion, 'Wait til they get closer...' he wisely replies.



Switching to my super sweet plasma gun for nuthin

Ranged Volley from Twonk (+5BS) and setting overwatch with Grug (total BS 60) - semi auto fire with the plasma gun on it's regular setting when the southern gribblies get into the light area.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug METAL SKELLIES!
Wounds: 12/12
Fate: 2/2


The metal skelly is frazzled but right up in his face regardless, 'fffeeeeeeeCK!' he squees. 'Shoot!!!!' screams Twonk, sagely, and Grug dutifully obeys...


Ranged Volley from Twonk (+5BS) and blasting away again at the closest skelly with the plasma gun on semi auto, getting a respectable http://orokos.com/roll/507664: 1d100 24 for 3 degrees of success (but a max of 2 hits, boo), then another semi-auto at the next robo-skelly at short range getting http://orokos.com/roll/507670: 1d100 53 for a single hit.

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Grug METAL SKELLIES!
Wounds: 12/12
Fate: 2/2


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAjQOr2cxz0

...the plasma gun appears to malfunction and lets out the high energy physics equivalent of a wet fart, bathing the necron in soff blue light and pretty sparkles. Its eyes go dead and it crumples just as Twonk screeches again, ' to the leeeeffffeeeeeecckkkKKK', and he scutters into cover. By now Grug's idiot enthusiasm is kicking in, 'GIT SUM, SUCKA', he mashes the trigger hard into the grip.


The Aim (+10) from last turn and another ranged Volley from Twonk (+5BS), blasting at the big necron thing with the plasma gun on Max, semiauto (Maximal adds 10 metres Range, adds 1d10 to Damage, and +2 to Penetration.), getting a staggering http://orokos.com/roll/513362: 1d100 1, so I guess I'm getting 2 hits, right in the bonce.

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