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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3


Drekk was nursing a killer hangover from one too many bottles of pissbeer in one of the buildings used as a makeshift bunkhouse when he heard loud commotions and explosions.

He let out a mighty "FECK!" as the improvised bomb Mung set up went off. "Can't a scrunt get a bit of shut eye 'round 'ere!?"

Drekk then got up, scratched his arse, belched, and tossed an empty bottle at a scruntling looking through his gear. He grabbed his stuff and sauntered out to see what all the commotion was about. Everything looked like it was on fire and hordes of scruntlings were running around like chickens with their heads cut off screaming "SLAM SECTOR" and "DEM HUMIES ARE GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!". In his haze, he decided to go see Yurik and ask him what the hell is going on and hoping he has answers.

***

Drekk is hella hungover right now and he's heading over to the manor to look for Yurik.

Since he isn't quite receptive right now, here's a perception test (Drekk has 32 Perception [20 + 12]) to see if he'll bump into any of the Severan troops also heading for the manor.

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm, currently under attack

Drekk has sobered up nicely by now, knowing why the Severans are attacking the farm. He hears screaming from the kitchen, and he charges like an angry ball of scrunty fury, quickly singling out the blinded Severan trooper.

---

Drekk is going to make a Standard Attack (Ordinary Weapon Skill Test +10, Half Action) on the blinded Severan.

His Weapon Skill is 46 | [20+ 5 (CQ specialist) + 16 +5] plus another 10 from the Ordinary Weapon Skill test, with a total of 56, I rolled a 14. (Holey moley!)

EDIT: According to the locational damage rules, I got a 14, I reverse that and get a 41, so
Drekk hits the body. Correct me if I'm wrong.


EDIT EDIT: Forget the above, since Drekk is not close (yet) and the blinded Severan is 12 meters away, I'm going to do a Charge (+0 Challenging Agility Test) action for this round.

I rolled a 37, Drekk currently has 54 Agility, so I'm guessing that'll work.


Oh and I think Drekk currently has Bulge's Knife equipped if that helps.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jul 22, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

KCM remember your scrunt is currently represented by Hitler so you're 4 squares or 12 metres away from Drop Team Two, i.e. out of melee range. Standard attacks are just done against dudes next to you. That's fine, though, you can Charge in instead, which is a Full Action that moves you and gives you a bonus to hit, and you've only taken a Half Action so far. You get two Halves or one Full per round, plus a dodge/parry attempt if you get attacked. Combat actions are on p243+ of the main rulebook. Any questions, stick 'em in the recruitment thread.

Also at the moment you've not been given your scrunt loot so you're just equipped with your standard regimental kit, but at present going by your charsheet you're just swinging with a Dark Heresy sword. Lemme know some vague indications of what sort of kit you want in the recruitment thread (you've already got a carapace helm so you get two more things on top of that), we'll work out a signature weapon (you can treat Bulge's knife as your regimental close combat weapon - i.e. a sword with bonus armour penetration - or you can give it some better stats and have it count as a loot drop), and then you can edit the weapon stuff into your post


I see, I might use Charge instead for the round.

As for loot, we'll have Bulge's Knife count as a loot drop (would making it a mono weapon work?). I can work out the other loot drop later (arm armor?)

If this is good, I'll edit my post accordingly.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jul 19, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3

---

Drekk barreled at the poor, blind Severan like a scrunty wrecking ball. The blinded Severan raised his arms to cover his face, but he got a nasty gash. At this point the blinded might be entering shock from his injuries and will be in a critical state. Drekk foists his sword over his shoulder, readying it for another strike and lets out a mighty "FACK OFF!" and other scrunty swears, potentially ending his target's life.

---

Now that Drekk is properly in melee, I'm going to do a Standard Attack on the blinded Severan.

Drekk's Weapon Skill is 46, and if I remember correctly the Ordinary Weapon Skill test adds 10 so that's 56 total, I rolled a 1 (HOLY poo poo) and since the blind Severan is in a critical state, I don't think he'll make it.

As per usual, correct me if I'm wrong but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jul 23, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm

Malbrathia-3


Drekk managed to finish off the blinded Severan with a nasty slice to the throat, cutting off his head. He awkwardly wipes the blood off his sword on the soldier's torso and looks around for a brief moment. "Oi! he yelled out, "WIDGET! Where the feck are ya!? You can come out now!. A small scrunt with a large backpack emerges from behind a turned over table, clutching a pot lid in one hand and a meat tenderizer mallet in the other. "Is the fighin' over yet? Widget asks, eager to loot to his heart's content. "Not quite yet." Drekk replies.

He looks around and recalls what occurred during the fracas: A burly scrunt took out a knife and charged at the flaming trooper, and the flaming trooper freaked out and ran off. They should still be close, though. An explosion just went off, followed by grunts of pain and the sounds of combat.

"THERE! Let's go! No time fer lollygaggin!" exclaimed Drekk. He pointed the direction and proceeds to back up a bit to get some optimal distance for charging. Once in motion, he makes his way to see several men beating on his new scrunt friend and the burning man about to ready a grenade. He must be doing a suicide attack! Drekk singles him out like a tiny hosed up wolf stalking an equally tiny hosed up deer and intends to stop the bomber and save Grumb!

***

Drekk is going to do a Charge action on Yurik-man.

Drekk has 46 WS and Charge adds +20, so that should be 66 WS total. I rolled an 89. (which should be 2 Degrees of Failure) It happens!

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Aug 11, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3


Drekk uttered a low "Shat", he and Widget have hunkered down behind a flipped table after he dodged the grenade. It was an Iron Eater grenade with a very potent acid that slowly ate through the soldier and his "comrades". Thankfully, the two scrunts were relatively unscathed. Drekk felt a bit horrified, though. He saw some hosed up poo poo back on Hive Tectus, but nothing of this caliber. Despite missing his target, thankfully it wasn't enough force to lodge his sword in the ground.

He peeked up and saw the Scrunt with the Big Gun and his buddy (Grumb and Barry) moving near a window for a better firing position, he hears the booming voice of someone (or something) demanding "THE LITTLE ONE" out in the distance, and the engine hum of a Valkyrie overhead, which means more 'umies have dropped down. He carefully looks out (an oddly intact window) to see a Chimaera flashing its lights, exposing a new squad. However, he heard bootsteps back where Yurik is. For a minute, he thought of his next course action. He might not be able to help Grumb, as he isn't the most ballistic scrunt, despite lugging an autogun and an autopistol around.

"Oi, Widget" Drekk said "The 'umies might go after Yurik, we need to go after 'em!" Drekk then jumps out a window and proceeds to do what he does best: Charge! Widget tries his damnedest to keep up on his two scrunty little legs.

***
Time for some more hosed up scrunty "heroics"!

Targeting Squad Five for a Charge.

46 WS + 20 (Charge) = 66, I rolled a 75.

This should be good enough.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Aug 21, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3
Currently dancing like a madman.


***

Drekk's charge failed to a small degree, and now Yurik and Hack are doing suppressing fire on Squad Five. He appreciates their intentions, but this isn't a good time. The squad tries to break off, but Drekk manages to kill a trooper. In the distance, he see's Gumbo's militia, who regressed to their primal, scrunty instincts when Gumbo decided to ride the Severan Dreadnaught like a rodeo bull. Maybe, Drekk thinks to himself, If I can yell loud enough, those plonkas will get off their arses and help! "OI!" Drekk yells out as he moves away from the firing zone, "THERE'S 'UMIES TO FIGHT!

***

Half move away from Yurik

Fellowship test to convince the scrunt militia to help

26 Fellowship and a bonus 10 from Peer - scum = 36

Rolled a 50, drat

Gonna use a Fate Point to re-roll

49! Oh well.

Also I updated my sheet to reflect the change in Fate Points, GM.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Aug 27, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3
Awakening


***

Drekk evaded Yurik's suppressing fire and rebuked the attacks of Squad Five. Now only five men remain, this should be simple. The robotic monstrosity is dead, and exploded in a spectacular fashion. He's far enough not to be affected in an adverse manner, though, but his jacket does slightly flap from the breeze. Witnessing its destruction triggered...something in him. It's unknown if it's just the explosion, or very small traces of RAGECHEMS lingering in his system, or maybe he's having flashbacks to the Arbites killing Bulge Hardmuscle back on Hive Tectus, or maybe it's a combination of all three.. But he feels...awakened.

"I AM DREKK DROKK ROCKET AND I HAVE AWAKENED IN THE SLAM SECTOR!" He bellows, lifting his sword in the air. He lets out a a mighty roar as he goes in for the kill.

Widget, who oddly feels concerned for his safety (and also possibly invigorated), takes out a machete from his backpack and follows him, letting out a powerful yee.

***

I'm likely still in melee range of Squad Five, so I'm gonna go ahead and do an ALL-OUT ATTACK :black101:

Gonna use my remaining Fate Point to add +10 to this roll.

46 WS + 30 (All-Out Attack) +10 (Fate Point addition) = 86

Rolled a 51.

Widget's going to do a Close-Order Drill

If I'm not close enough somehow (but it looks like he's close enough according to the map oh god why am I worrying about this), then a bog-standard half-move to get into position, then a Standard Attack with the appropriate modifiers. Not as fun though!

Also I finally saw Fury Road last week, so uh yeah.

EDIT: GM, feel free to add a +10 if Close-Order Drill triggers Double Team (despite being outnumbered).

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Sep 4, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3
Cooldown


It took him, Yurik, Gumbo, and the Scrunt Militia to wipe out the Squad. Drekk eased himself up, knocked down by the sergeant's mace, who was then subsequently torn to shreds in a hail of bullets from the militia.

Some of Drekk's ribs were broken in the scuffle, but they'll heal in time. He eyes Squad 4 fleeing, he could go after them, but it's suicide without backup. He eyed Mung's Chimera, and there's another humie on it. Feckin' humie is gonna steal it back, possibly. Drekk's gonna make sure that doesn't happen

***

Full move to the Scruntmera. If a Run doesn't cover enough enough ground in time, then Sprint.

EDIT: Gonna participate in Operation: Get that Jackass Off the Scruntmera.

46 WS + 30 WS (Charge) = 76

Rolled a 26

If the Scruntmera is too far to charge, then Run or Spring and then I'll spend my next actions attacking him.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Sep 14, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3


What seemed like days finally came to an end. Blood, carnage, a walker getting totaled, not bad, but the damage to the buildings, the Severans know the location of the farm, plus the civilian scrunts sharting their britches doesn't bode well.

Drekk and Widget walk over to the Chimera and they knock on the hatch door before being let in. Inside, he sees a scrunt in a red poncho at the driver's seat, fecking about with levers and buttons, another one futzing around in the lasturret, and a familiar sight: The beefy scrunt from earlier.

"You alright, mate?" Drekk asked in a concerned tone. Widget offers to prop him up and buckle him in a chair. Drekk has something else on his mind, he tells the driver this: "Oi, the 'umies are gettin' away! I know a bit of the lay 'o the land so we should be able to kill 'em. They probably don't have much fight in 'em left anyway. If you don't want to go afta 'em, that's fine.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




It is acceptable to scrunt while drunk.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm
Malbrathia-3
Scruntin' Along


Drekk was momentarily distracted by Barry clomping along in the Sentinel. He looks around briefly before focusing back on Grumb. "The names, Drekk. Drekk Drokk Rocket", he says, taking Grumb's hand and shaking it anyway. "You did some good shootin' back there, mate."

The second best thing after a good fight is the looting. Drekk and Widget went around, prodding bodies, opening their bags, lookin' around. Most of the time they found odds and ends such as playing cards, rations, a book about some guy named Ciaphas Cain, and an Imperial Babes Swimsuit Calendar Vostroyan Edition among other things. Drekk needed some leg armor, though, and after searching corpses for about half an hour, he found some leg and boot armor from a dead sergeant. They're human sized and gently used, but they can be easily altered by a Technoscrunt with the right tools. Content, Drekk hoists the armor over his shoulder and heads back to the Scruntmera, whistling a jaunty tune.

At the Scruntmera, Widget takes out the calendar and flips through it, trying to comprehend the scantily clad women wearing giant fur hats.

"The feck is this sheeit?" he blurts out. Scrunts have different and very incredibly gross standards of beauty than humans.

---

Again, there's not really much I want for possible loot, but leg armor would be nice.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm Ruins
Malbrathia-3


While Drekk made off with some leg armor, he feels like he could have some more stuff. He steps back out of the Scruntmera again with some more loot on his mind, seeing a mediscrunt to treat his wounds, and help organize the exodus, whether it's bullying scrunts to get them in line or charting out an escape route.

He walks off and sees Murdelia plying her trade, and asks for treatment. Drekk gets bandaged, some synth-flesh is applied to cuts scrapes, and he is also advised to "walk it off".

Now the looting, Drekk eyes a shield that crackles blue electricity with the press of a button. Nice! he thinks to himself. He turns it off and chucks it over to Widget. He also found a pair of Photovisor goggles. The straps are sized for a human head, and so can only be handheld. Maybe a technoscrunt with some time to spare can tailor them.

---

Drekk is getting healed (GM can work out the medicae rolls) and I call dibs on the Suppression Shield, one of the Photovisor goggles, and Flak leg armor.

I'll make a second post before the deadline to help wrangle scrunts/help plan a possible route.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm Remains
Malbrathia-3

Foreman


Drekk felt antsy. He wanted to do something, but what? He decided to go see Yurik. Maybe he has an idea. He's a smart guy, he has all sorts of answers!

He catches him near the wreck of the dreadnought, deterring scrunts with firm whacks of his staff between sessions of looking at maps, missives, and charts. Unfortunately for Drekk, he caught him at the wrong time.

"Git the fack away from there ya idjit! Do ya want ta get and vomit yer guts out!?" the grumpy loremaster yelled. Fortunately for Drekk, his staff strikes bounce off his helmet with a small TING!. "Oi mate, I just want to know if ye 'ave any tasks fer me!" Drekk exclaimed. "Well..." Yurik pondered scruntily, scratching his chin, "Ya seem know tha lay of tha land a bit. I want ya to head out near to where tha tunnels are and look fer anything unusual." He hands Drekk a pencil and a notebook before telling him to bugger off.

---

Outside the Farm

Drekk carefully observes his surroundings with a scrunty scrutiny. He marks certain trees with an axe cut if he thinks they're part of a proper pathway for the convoy. Widget jots down what he is told in the notebook. Drekk hears a rustle in the bushes, thinking it's an ambushing human, he readies his sword, but it's actually just a deer. It'd be a beautiful sight, but Widget panics and tosses a hatchet at the poor thing's neck, killing it.

"Widget ya dumb facker!" Drekk angrily whispers to his comrade, "That was not a 'umie!" "Drekk, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Widget worriedly whispers back. The two scrunts agree to hide the corpse and remove the axe from its neck, so any potential fleeing Severans won't notice it.

An hour passes by. The duo believe they have done enough scouting work and head back to the farm to share their findings with Yurik.

---

Drekk is doing some scout work to make sure there's no traps/mark a safe passage to the tunnels.

I don't know what to roll here, Drekk has Navigate - Surface (Intelligence) and Survival (Perception). I'm not if it's just one or maybe a combination of the two skills right now.

Gonna roll using Navigate - Surface so Intelligence it is!

32 + 10 (Scrutiny) = 42

Rolled a 26

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Oct 6, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Farm Ruins
Malbrathia-3

GROIN!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

After going back and forth, between looting and scouting, Drekk decided to take a nap. He picked a spot in the scruntmera and laid down, before he dozed off, however...

"DREKK!" Widget yelled out and tried to nudge him awake, "That scrunt in the big stompy walker is going mad!"

"Jus' give me five more minutes..." Drekk muttered "Get the fack up! Groin is lightin' everythin' on fire! We have to save some loot! Widget retorted, because sleeping scrunts are pain in the rear end to wake up.

"Oh that drat sonofabitch!" Drekk yelled as he rose up. "Widget, we gotta get the loot!"

The two dodged spurts of flames and one angry scruntape on a fire-spewin' walker as they head to the loot pile. Thankfully, the items in the resource pool are safely stashed away.

Nigel, Overseer of the Loot Pile looked on puzzledly as two scrunts sifted through the pile to save anything of worth, and Drekk hastily takes a scoped boltgun with a complementary clip of ammo. It looks killy, but neither Widget or Drekk know how to use it. Maybe there's a scrunt that can wield the gun without any problems.

As Drekk and Widget head back to the scruntmera, Drekk tells Nigel Come with us if you want to live!"

Nigel burps, and ambles along

---

Saving the Adonai-Pattern Boltgun, the 30 bolts and Nigel.

Once everything settles down, I'll either chuck the gun back to the loot pile or hand it to Gumbo since he has bolter training.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Convoy by The Tunnel
Malbrathia-3


Finally the scrunts have arrived at the promised tunnels, where the scrunts can scrunt their scruntiest without fear of prying human eyes. But the convoy stopped, what's holding them up?

Drekk and Widget unbuckle their seats and climb out the Chimera. The scrunts don't have quite the faintest idea of what to do. Maybe he should try getting a scouting party together so they can least somewhat know what's in the tunnel.

While asking around for volunteers, he should find someone who can use that bolter.
---

Quick and dirty scrunt, Drekk is going to ask around for volunteers for a scouting party.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3


Before departing for the tunnel, Drekk tells his friend/brains of the duo/drinking buddy Widget one thing: "Widget, I needs ya to make sure none 'o the other scrunts cause a ruckus!" He isn't exactly the strongest or the meanest scrunt, but Widget is cunning, and he can likely manipulate the dumb scrunts.

The tunnels were dark, damp, and dank. It's a paradise for scrunts. Drekk takes out his Photovisor goggles to see better in the dark. He carefully scans the environment with night vision, fiddling with buttons and toggles on the goggles to make the lenses zoom in and out. He stands near the front of the formation, ready to take on (almost) any challengers.

With his other hand, he tightly grips his sword. There might be all sorts of nasty critters in the tunnels...

---
Drekk is at the front of the formation, he is holding the Photovisor goggles in his off hand.

Widget is left behind to help keep the civilian scrunts in check.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Oct 30, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3


Drekk peers through the photovisors, trying to eye what lies beyond. While Yurik and Mung try to discern the know-hows of the corpses and the servitor, he decides to press on a bit, within safe yelling distance of course.

---

Drekk is moving forward a short distance, trying to stay within audible yelling distance. He is moving quietly so as to avoid attention from critters

54 Agility + Stealth (+10) equals 64 if I'm right.

Rolled a 13 yay Drekk won't get eaten by Yeestealers!

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Nov 5, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

please give me some idea of what you hope to accomplish other than moving.

are you stealthing, are you clomping, is your light on, what


I think I should do a stealth test to sneak past any possible unknown critters and Drekk has a pair of Photovisors in his off hand.

I'll edit that post later today.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Ignite Memories posted:

Wait, are photovisors like night-vision binoculars, or like goggles that you wear?

Photovisors are night vision goggles, but they're too big for scrunt heads at the moment so you gotta hold them up like binoculars.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3

Malbrathian Wolfrabbits in Tunnels


Drekk was positioned at the front of the group. They had time to reposition, so he moves forward, pressing against a wall. To his left, he notices a pathway and bark-yees coming from there. He awkardly gestures at the group, hoping that at least one scrunt will interpret his hand signals as a sign to accompany him and not describing crude, vulgar acts towards their mother.

Hand gestures are hard when you have a sword in one hand and Photovisor goggles in the other!
---
Drekk is moving straight forward, stopping at the wall, possibly setting up an ambush of some sort.

GM reminder: he is holding a pair of Photovisors in his off hand.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3

Malbrathian Wolfrabbits in Tunnels


Drekk sees (and smells) Grug, a repulsive (by scrunt standards, anyway) scrunt almost naked and wearing a funny hat. "Guys, I have a really good idea..." he whispers, "I want one of those wolf things."

Drekk strokes his chin and nods. "Go on..."

---

Drekk is getting roped into Grug's plan.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3

Attack of the hosed Up Wolf Monsters


The horrific wolfbeasts snap, turn back, and repeat. Drekk observes this behavior briefly, and deduces that they are not attacking, but they're warning strikes, not unlike when two cyguanas run into each other, they put on displays to intimidate the other.

"Gumbo, Mung..." Drekk says, "These weird critters look like they're tryin' to scare us in the 'opes we leave. Relay this to the other scrunts." He then puts away his Photovisors, and takes out his Supression Shield, blue sparks dance along the metal as it powers on.

---
Drekk is telling Gumbo and Mung about the wolfthings' behavior, and he requests them to relay this information to the other scrunts. He also puts away his Photovisors and takes out the Suppression Shield (Quick Draw).

I also did an Intimidation test to try to scare the wolfthings.

50 Strength plus the +5 bonus from the Spiky Helm = 55.

Rolled a 68, ah feck THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!!!!!.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Nov 19, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk

The Tunnels

Malbrathia-3

Scrunting When I Should Be Doing Schoolwork.


The wolfthings were terrified, and then Mung fried them. One died, the other is near death. The stench of promethium, burnt fur, and charred flesh fills this pathway. Drekk smacks his sword against his shield, producing a clanging noise, and electrical charges bounce on the metal plating.

"GIT SOME YA BEASTY FACKS!" heDrekk yells as he moves in to attack the cornered animals.

---

Doing a half-move and then a standard attack against a wounded wolfthing.

46 WS and +10 Standard Attack modifier = 56

Rolled a 32.

Maybe Drekk's proximity to Mung, Grug, and Gumbo also trigger Double Team?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3


The smell of flames and the crackling of electricity filled the air. Drekk feels good, but not fully invigorated. Noises are coming from the northwest. More wolfthings?

"GUMBO!" he yells at the top of the lungs, "THERE MAY BE MORE WOLFTHINGS COMIN! BE CAREFUL!" Will his warning fall on deaf ears again? Who knows! He moves in for another attack on the wolfthing.

---

Drekk is notifying the scrunts of the noises and is also doing a Standard Attack on the Wolfthing: 46 WS + 10 Standard Attack Modifier = 56, rolled a 80. FECKITY FECK FECK FECK! Maybe any possible Double Team bonuses may counteract it...

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

what about your other half action

Half-move forward.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Dec 9, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3
Yo Dawg


Drekk and Gumbo stand side-by-side, moving forward. They hear a deep, reverberating growl up ahead.

"Be on yer gard," he says he nudges Gumbo with his shield elbow. "That thing sounds like a big 'un."

Gumbo's light ensures the duo catch a brief glimpse of the thing: It's big, nasty, uglier, and scarred. It's possibly the leader.

Drekk places the reactor plating shield in front of him, shifting his weight to his legs and left arm, entering a defensive stance.

---

Drekk is entering a Defensive Stance, which takes his full action.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3

AH FECK


"feck, feck, feck..." Drekk mutters to himself as he had his left arm almost ripped off, he then proceeds to yell "ME SHIELD! ME MUTHAFECKIN' SHIELD!!!!!". Despite his mood being unusually terrified, he scrambles to pick up his shield to initiate the recharge cycle, and he hastily swings his sword at the alpha wolfthing.

---

Half-action to pick up shield, then Standard Attack on the Alpha Wolfthing

46 WS + 10 = 56, rolled a 34

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 29, 2015

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3
Scrunt Days of Summer


The big beast is nearly dead, and Drekk's predatory bloodlust begins to kick in. He raises his sword high and proceeds to make another strike, letting out a thunderous "YEE!

As he moves in, he sees a black-cloaked mantis and a couple of servitors off the corner of his eye.

"The feck are those..." He scruntily contemplates. He'd linger on that thought, but there's a wounded wolfthing right in front of him, it's a more pressing matter.

---

Standard Attack on the Alpha Wolfthing.

46 WS + 10 Standard Modifier + 20 Double Team from Drekk and Gumbo outnumbering the Alpha = 76 WS

Rolled a 38.

EDIT: If Alpha Wolfthing is dead before Drekk's turn, then I will quick draw the flamer and Half Move away as close as possible to the remaining dogthings.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jan 11, 2016

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Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3
WHAT THE FECK

Wounds: 6/12
Fate Points: 0/2


The beast is dead, but the first thought that crosses Drekk's mind is "Dat's a lotta blood." A few moments later, he realizes that the stone walls of the cavern are seeping blood! Is the creature linked to the caverns? Did it have so much blood? He could muse such things, but not in the heat of battle. One of the odd mutants he eyed earlier is dead, and the other is locked in combat with Grimply, turned into a mantis man.

"Grimply!" he yelled. "I'll save ya!"

"Scree?"


---

Old-fashioned charging.

46 WS + 30 Charge = 76,

rolled a 90 :doh:

54 Agility for not slipping.

I must have offended the dice gods somehow, 93.

Here's a funny video that sums up Drekk's current predicament.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jan 23, 2016

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Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3
Winding Down

Wounds: 6/12
Fate Points: 0/2


The beasts and the weird servitor things are finally. Drekk slipped and slided, but he's not terribly hurt. He gets himself up and wipes off as much of the blood that got on his clothes. "Not bad in a day's work..." he thinks to himself. "But 'ow long has it been since we first stepped into tha cave?

His musings were interrupted by the sound of Groin's roaring out frenzied yees, fecks, and other scrunty swears that will make the human eardrum shart itself, and the sound of bones being broke. The noise eventually dies down.

Drekk doesn't want to stick around though. He prods the mutant/cyborg/rogue servitor to make sure it's dead-dead, and he gets ready to press on.

---

Half-action getting up, swap shield for photovisors, wait for the other scrunts to catch up.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Tunnels
Malbrathia-3
Thinkin' Cap

Wounds: 6/12
Fate Points: 0/2


"Penal regiment..." Drekk ponders.... "Penal soldiers, dogthings...Are they working together?" Normally his mind is "Smash first, think later", but he's oddly intrigued, tapping a reserve of basic Imperial Guard knowledge.

He picks up the odd-looking gun and the ball of little stones. They can make things, and there may be more of them up ahead. Is there a base? Who knows. He takes the gun and the ammo, maybe another scrunt can figure it out.

"Grimply!" he yells. "Come take a look at this!" he yells out to the mantidscrunt.

While waiting for a response, Drekk is rifling their jumpsuits, maybe they have ID's, papers, or booklets of some sort.

---

If possible, Drekk is going to loot the laslock plus the bag of Slamite balls, maybe a Smartyscrunt can help unlock their secrets and maybe get some use out of them.

Also rolling to get ID's/booklets/whatever information as well.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 6/12
Fate Points: 0/2


It's been a very long day: Dogthings and mutants were fought, and the scrunts succeeded. After lingering for a bit, the group moved on and found something beautiful :An abandoned Imperial base. It's safe and underground, a comfy place for scrunts to live in.

This is the scrunt equivalent of a mansion back in a prestigious district of ancient Terra called "The Hills of Beverly", which was in an old state called "Kaleefornya". Drekk recalled watching a holovid about how a dreadful fire dragon destroyed the place before being killed by the Emperor. Was it the truth? Was it Imperial propaganda? Who knows.

While scrunts don't have the best knack for interior decoration, Drekk walked around, thinking to himself where what should be. A pub there, a fightin' ring there... He thinks to himself, but he sees something that makes him giddy:

A thick door with ARMOURY written on it, in simple stencil writing. This means weapons! Drekk tries opening the door, but it's locked shut. He gives up before noticing Yurik fiddling with a talky-box and a screen. He's talking to a weird-looking robot man.

Drekk pushes the button and says "'I'd like a Groxburger wif extra cheese and some Groxfries."

After an awkward pause. Drekk realizes this isn't Burger Emperor.

"Let's start ova!" he says. "I'm Drekk, 'ow can I 'elp ya?"

---

Diplomacy.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 6/12
Fate Points: 0/2


Before Drekk can help with Surb's task, he needs to get those wounds treated! Luckily Murdelia set up a makeshift clinic. He walks over and puts a coin in the small box. "Patch me up real quick, if ya can." he says to Murdelia.

---

Gonna get healed while the opportunity is there.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Feb 23, 2016

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Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 11/12
Fate Points: 0/2


"I don't want yer blood!" Drekk yells at Groin, in the hopes of easing his paranoid mind.

But seconds later, he thoughtfully strokes his chin.

"Want some beer?" he asked, pulling a lukewarm bottle out of his backpack.

---

Gonna try and give Groin a bottle of beer in the hopes of calming him down.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 11/12
Fate Points: 0/2


Feeling better, Drekk got up and walked over to the scrunts huddled in front of the screen. "Yeah let's 'elp, him. He seems like an honest guyservitor." He says as he stretched his arms.

"Gumbo, Grumb, gimme hand, will ya!?"

---

Drekk is offering to remove the beams and would appreciate if Grumb and Gumbo would help!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 12/12
Fate Points: 2/2


Drekk overheard Mung muttering something about an armoury. "Wait for me!" he yells out, he proceeds to scamper forth to help him "inspect" it.

Maybe he should also ask Mung to re-size the Photovisor straps too, while he's at it.
---

Drekk is going to "take inventory", and ask if Mung can make the Photovisor straps scrunt-sized.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 12/12
Fate Points: 2/2


Looting is the best part of fighting, any scrunt knows that. Sometimes there's fightin' while lootin'! That's even better!

Drekk strolled over to the newly-discovered pile as Grumb was enjoying his new Multimelta.

"OI! This is me breathin' mask! Get your own!" a random scruntling belched to a second scruntling holding an pistol-looking thing with a tank, almost looking like a children's water gun. "FACK YOU, YA OPPOSSUM-LOVER! GIMME YOUR MASK OR I'LL...OR I'LL SOAK YOUR BRAINS OUT!" bellowed the other.

But their confrontation was short-lived when Drekk scruffed the two and smashed their heads together, dropping their loot and taking them. Like dominated animals, they skulk off to fight over a shiny trinket.

---

Drekk fiddled with the straps on the respirator, ensuring a decent fit. It muffles his voice somewhat, but he's clearly audible. The gunthing shoots a corrosive spray, as he discovered, shooting an unfortunate roach with it.

Content with his loot, he decides to bully a nearby mechaniscrunt.

"AY! Make us weapon poo poo, ya fackin' nerd!" he roars out, raising a meaty scrunt fist.

Unsurprisngly, it doesn't take much to goad the poor scrunt, and he scampers off to tell his buds.

---

So:

- Decided not to pick an advanced career, put the +5 bonus to WS

- Picked up Combat Master, Whirlwind of Death, and Berserk Charge

- Drekk is taking a respirator plus the Pyrophoric Vambrace with three-shot tank.

- If we have the sufficient, Drekk will help with Average Scrunt Militia Kit, beefing them up a bit. Scratch that I'm gonna bully the mechaniscrunts into giving us weapon customizations! Let's get Basic Customizations unlocked.

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 11, 2016

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Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 12/12
Fate Points: 2/2


]"It's all in tha wrist.", Drekk said, smacking an unfortunate technoscrunt's back with crude whip made of leather strips with a small stone at the end.

"Now your jobs are to make sure these good-fer-nothin' technoscrunts make mods! They work too slow, whip 'em! Is what they made garbage? Whip 'em again! You can whip 'em for the 'ell of it, but not too 'ard, don't wanna break these."

Drekk and Widget had gathered several volunteers and some conscripted technoscrunts to make weapon mods. They started up decently: Bored scrunts can exert their power over the weak, mods are made, and the best whippers get extra rat pies as a bonus!

"Ay are you're Drekk? a scrunt quizzically asks as he enters the setup.

"Yarp."

"Gumbo has a meeting in the war room, he told me to find you and the otha scrunts!"

---

"Attackin' the refinery and going rabbit hunting? Sure." Drekk voiced his agreement. "But are we going to attack during tha wee hours of tha night or during tha day?"

While waiting for a response, he nudges Widget, hands him the Photovisor goggles, and tells him to get the straps scrunt-sized.

---

:effort: scrunting.

I'm cool with going after the refinery and rabbit hunting.

Also I'm gonna get the Photovisors resized so Drekk doesn't have to hold them anymore.

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Drekk
The Base
Malbrathia-3

Wounds: 12/12
Fate Points: 2/2


The plan was official: The group will go after some dograbbits first before hitting the Refinery.

Scrunts were loaded into several vehicles of the convoy leaving. Drekk and Widget climbed into the Scruntmera.

---
Convoy

The convoy stopped at the spot where Grug claims the dograbbits are. The rest of the scrunts have set up a makeshift, easy to break down camp to plan the refinery raid.

Drekk's scrunty ears picked up Yurik mentioning pipeworks that could be used to sneak a small force in.

"I'LL GO! I'LL GO! he excitedly blurts out, he shows the modded Photovisors and a respirator. "There's no doubt, the tunnels'll be dark and reek o' nasty sludge." The Loremaster let out a confirming "hrm" and scrawls Drekk's name onto a paper titled "Sewer Strike Force."

The downtime gives a scrunt time to think, and Drekk asks himself: What is best in life? After a half-hour of thoughtful thinking, he comes to the conclusion:

A scrunt empire! An empire where scrunts dominate, there's garbage and no stinkin' humies to push us around!

But ruling sounds tough, especially for a scrunt. Maybe Yurik can help him? Or will he try to usurp him in time?

---

Drekk is signing on for a sewer strike team for the refinery.

Goals: SCRUNT EMPIRE.



Like a short, smelly Caesar.

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