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ZincBoy
May 7, 2006

Think again Jimmy!
I am in!

Location: Canada
Shipping to: Anywhere on earth

Requests: BMW, Subaru, or Factory Five stuff, failing that, any cool broken parts/electronics.
Limitations: No bodily fluids/solids, porn, or illegal items. Booze would be fine, but Canada Customs would think otherwise.

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Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Three days left. Get it while it's hot.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I hope my santee likes books cuz I'm gonna unload some friggin' books.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I hope Leica is my Santa 'cause I love books.

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Sockington posted:

Three days left. Get it while it's hot.

SO HOT

e-mail sent

Can only ship in the US or Canada
Preferences: volvo stuff/whatever/stalk me

e: If someone can get me the cupholder or any interior bits from an '80s toyota wagovan that would be amazing. Also, I have a 3yr old who is obsessed with race cars.

Leroy Diplowski fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 26, 2014

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Cakefool posted:

I hope Leica is my Santa 'cause I love books.

I hope he's both of ours because I also love books!

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
hello im back in ai buy me avatars plz :-*

Cakefool posted:

I hope Leica is my Santa 'cause I love books.

I do like books but I hope that leica isn't my Santa because he might send me a gypsy curse for working in a car dealership.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Nah, we all love car dealerships. Without them, there would be no used cars!


Also, my tablet autocorrected that to Gwar dealerships, with which I have no problem.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Cakefool posted:

Nah, we all love car dealerships. Without them, there would be no used cars!


Also, my tablet autocorrected that to Gwar dealerships, with which I have no problem.

Nothing beats that new GWAR smell. Besides, you never know what you're getting into with pre-owned GWAR :barf:

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Tommychu posted:

Nothing beats that new GWAR smell. Besides, you never know what you're getting into with pre-owned GWAR :barf:

And the fact that new GWAR leaves a puddle of blood underneath it at night is a design feature, not a flaw!

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Well, here goes.

Location, Sweden.
No specific requests, something cool and motor (car or bike) related would be nice.
No-no: bodily fluids/solids, smut or illegal stuff. Booze is not ok with swedish customs.

International shipping is fine.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Nidhg00670000 posted:

Well, here goes.

Location, Sweden.
No specific requests, something cool and motor (car or bike) related would be nice.
No-no: bodily fluids/solids, smut or illegal stuff. Booze is not ok with swedish customs.

International shipping is fine.

What if we package the booze as a food grade antifreeze solution for preventing frozen toilet bowls? Instructions: pour 1/2 bottle into toilet bowl before turning heat down. NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
First round of emails went out to get all your precious infos. A couple more days before the hammer falls. Like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oSz8Xip_ho

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

I'm in too! Email's sent.

Location: Colorado.
Edit: preferences? Wagon stuff? idk.

This should be fun. :)

Tremek fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 18, 2014

Asshole Bicycle
Nov 4, 2007
I'm in. Yay!

Location: Florida
Preference: Mercedes or BMW stuff, tools, cool stuff?

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
There's just over 60 people in so far. Lots of room for more INSANITY.


I've also had someone(s) request no involvement with particular a goon. :ohdear:

of course it's Viggen, every year:haw:

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.
no surprise there tbh

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 238 days!)

Sockington posted:

I've also had someone(s) request no involvement with particular a goon. :ohdear:

of course it's Viggen, every year:haw:

This continues to amuse me- because I don't care to pester people off the forums if we aren't doing business (and somebody didn't come through with promised goods or payment). STR and Motronic gave me good reviews, as has anyone who has bothered to make a note in SAMart. It's all good. :haw:

Hell, if a single Santee gets shorted this year (and lives CONUS), I'd be happy to be a backup if they get dicked by their first Santa and don't have me on their blacklist. Too poor to afford multiples.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Replied by PM, but it was kind of a joke. :3:

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Sockington posted:

Replied by PM, but it was kind of a joke. :3:

"kind of" :laugh:

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 238 days!)

Sockington posted:

Replied by PM, but it was kind of a joke. :3:

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. This is all three. Also, been too immersed in the insanity of Will Smiths' kids to read until now. Sorry about that.

meatpimp posted:

"kind of" :laugh:

He meant "kind have", right?

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
Viggen shipped my poo poo quickly and it was a good transaction... A+++ will buy again.

(Pm me if you have any more kindle HD or fires please?)

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 238 days!)

BrokenKnucklez posted:

Viggen shipped my poo poo quickly and it was a good transaction... A+++ will buy again.

(Pm me if you have any more kindle HD or fires please?)

Not at the moment, but I can rebuild you a fire with new screen and battery for around $50.. I have a HDX that just needs a new screen- but that is almost as expensive as a used one, still. :smith:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

goatse guy posted:

I do like books but I hope that leica isn't my Santa because he might send me a gypsy curse for working in a car dealership.

Haha, I don't have anything against you goatse guy, you seem like a fine and ethical salesperson.

If I happen to get you as a santee I'll send you some jorts with my user name on the rear end ala sockington.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Holyshit, I almost missed this!

I'm so in. Where's the loving AI xmas tree at?

Message sent. Someone's getting a big old bag of broken-rear end Honda interceptor fairings under the christmas tree this year.

Shipping prefs: Prefer Canada but will do international/US.
Requests: Anything motorcycle related, otherwise Subaru swag never goes astray
Do not send: American Foreign Policy

Simkin fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Nov 19, 2014

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
Eh what the hell. It's been 12 years to the day since I registered and this is the only place I ever posted with any regularity.

Shipping prefs: America
Requests: :guinness: :chillpill: OG sneaky pete viper stuff w/e
don't send me dead poo poo or creepy things please.

I have a ton of BMW poo poo so someone's getting something like that unless I get better motivation.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

kastein posted:

What if we package the booze as a food grade antifreeze solution for preventing frozen toilet bowls? Instructions: pour 1/2 bottle into toilet bowl before turning heat down. NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY.

Just take a sharpie and write "NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY" on the sticker of the vodka bottle, it'll be fine.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 238 days!)

Nidhg00670000 posted:

Just take a sharpie and write "NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY" on the sticker of the vodka bottle, it'll be fine.

I love that you guys have a bit of a sense of humor about "DO NOT SEND" items. I once offered to send some local alcohol brew to a mate in Australia, and they had a loving fit, afraid that not only would it be prohibited, but would make them a target for a good old fashioned beatdown. Must be in the genes. v:v:v

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Only a few hours left until I shut this poo poo down. Get in if you want to.

:getin:

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
I registered in time damnit.


International acceptable

No specific requests.

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer
Ok I'm in.

Shipping in US only.

Requests: Totally open.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
poo poo, nobody linked this in the central chat thread! Can I still get in? US only.

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Haven't closed it yet. I'll do so in the morning though.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Email sent

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
I don't suppose you've managed to send emails out to everyone yet? I just don't want to miss out. :smith:

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003
Yeah, I've got a second wave of emails to dig through tonight.


Registration Closed

Expect some emails tonight.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

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Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Sockington posted:

Yeah, I've got a second wave of emails to dig through tonight.


Registration Closed

Expect some emails tonight.


Mother F
I got ponies ate my bagel last year, and missed it this year. Any hope for a last minute addition?

: edit: got in under the wire... Thanks sock Santa!

For research:
Shipping prefs: U.S. preferable.
Requests: tools or electrical stuff. I build underwater cameras and work on underwater robots for a living. No more VW cars, no more civic turbo project. I'm getting less and less AI in my old age.
Do not send: poo or alcohol

sharkytm fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Nov 22, 2014

Senior Funkenstien
Apr 16, 2003
Dinosaur Gum
I'd be happy to help an unpaired goon if there are any.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

sharkytm posted:

Mother F
I got ponies ate my bagel last year, and missed it this year. Any hope for a last minute addition?

: edit: got in under the wire... Thanks sock Santa!

For research:
Shipping prefs: U.S. preferable.
Requests: tools or electrical stuff. I build underwater cameras and work on underwater robots for a living. No more VW cars, no more civic turbo project. I'm getting less and less AI in my old age.
Do not send: poo or alcohol

If I get you im sending Poo flavored alcohol.

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

D C posted:

If I get you im sending Poo flavored alcohol.

Wolfschmidt, got it.

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