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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Joementum posted:

Rick Perry's new smarty pants glasses took him to the Ivy League tonight.



"People don't talk about Dartmouth a lot, but I'd rank you right up there with Harvard, Yale, and...uh...Harvard, Yale, and...uh..."

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
No Vermin Supreme, thread invalidated. :colbert:

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

comes along bort posted:

No Vermin Supreme, thread invalidated. :colbert:

Well, it remains to be seen what party he'll register in the primary for. He ran as a Republican in 2008, but a Democrat in 2004 and 2012.

One thing is clear, though: he is running, and has been since early this year.

EDIT: Unfortunately, it is unclear whether he will be able to win the coveted goon vote this time around, as he has somehow managed to appeal to the Brony demographic, according to the Boston Globe.

ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Nov 10, 2014

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

computer parts posted:

Hillary's been a "national figure" for 25 years but outside of her SoS stint she hasn't been on anyone's mind in the past 15 years unless you're from New York. That's long enough for anyone under the age of 30 to not know who she is until now.

If you were born after 1991 or so, sure. If you were 18+ in 2008, you may remember (and both her primary opponents and her general election opponent won't let you forget) that she was Obama's main primary challenger and they both landed some stiff punches to each other in primary ads during a very bitter challenge. She has the unenviable position of being vulnerable on both sides re: Obama - you can run ads targeting Obama voters showing how she felt about him during the primary, and you can run ads targeting anti-Obama voters showing her solidarity with Obama as SoS and afterward.

And if you're a voter in the 18-25 range that has no living memory of Hillary Clinton you're by definition a fickle voter who probably isn't turning out anyway. If the 2016 election hinges on the 18-25 demographic (or any demographic, honestly) turning out on the sole basis of gender solidarity, something went very, very wrong during that election season.

CubsWoo fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Nov 10, 2014

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

ComradeCosmobot posted:

Well, it remains to be seen what party he'll register in the primary for. He ran as a Republican in 2008, but a Democrat in 2004 and 2012.

One thing is clear, though: he is running, and has been since early this year.

EDIT: Unfortunately, it is unclear whether he will be able to win the coveted goon vote this time around, as he has somehow managed to appeal to the Brony demographic, according to the Boston Globe.

Well in addition to his position on dental hygiene, he did also promise to buy everyone a pony. That more or less seals up the brony demographic, though I can only hope it that was not his intention.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Well in addition to his position on dental hygiene, he did also promise to buy everyone a pony. That more or less seals up the brony demographic, though I can only hope it that was not his intention.

Well, Hillary's campaign does depend upon white, female turnout for her resembling 2008. Why can't Vermin Supreme go for this group with ~ponies~ ?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

My Imaginary GF posted:

Well, Hillary's campaign does depend upon white, female turnout for her resembling 2008. Why can't Vermin Supreme go for this group with ~ponies~ ?

I suppose Hillary could win in a walk if one of her campaign planks was a day one executive action directing the Department of Education to zero out all outstanding federal student loans. But as long as we're dreaming, I'll take one of those ponies Vermin's offering.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

DarkCrawler posted:

Ted Cruz as well.
He is a Canadian, just like Bieber and Nickleback.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

CubsWoo posted:

I suppose Hillary could win in a walk if one of her campaign planks was a day one executive action directing the Department of Education to zero out all outstanding federal student loans. But as long as we're dreaming, I'll take one of those ponies Vermin's offering.

The under 30 vote still wouldn't turn out more than 20%. Though I guess she would pick up some of their parents probably.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CubsWoo posted:

I suppose Hillary could win in a walk if one of her campaign planks was a day one executive action directing the Department of Education to zero out all outstanding federal student loans. But as long as we're dreaming, I'll take one of those ponies Vermin's offering.

That's a quicker way to lose a nationwide campaign than "free ponies." In fact, that may be the quickest way to lose a campaign I ever heard.

Which makes it an idea that I just don't know Hillary's position on.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

CubsWoo posted:

I suppose Hillary could win in a walk if one of her campaign planks was a day one executive action directing the Department of Education to zero out all outstanding federal student loans. But as long as we're dreaming, I'll take one of those ponies Vermin's offering.

So you don't think there would be any backlash from the financial community for such an action?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
People need to stop talking up Warren as an immediate candidate. She seems honestly committed to staying in congress until maybe she can snag a Supreme Court or District Court nomination.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Deteriorata posted:

So you don't think there would be any backlash from the financial community for such an action?

Wasn't the dream to have a President who wasn't beholden to the big banks and removing the debt shackles from what is becoming a lost generation of Gen Y/Millennials?

(this is why I said it was a dream and not some kind of sound policy or platform to run on)

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

CubsWoo posted:

Wasn't the dream to have a President who wasn't beholden to the big banks and removing the debt shackles from what is becoming a lost generation of Gen Y/Millennials?

(this is why I said it was a dream and not some kind of sound policy or platform to run on)

Well, she certainly wouldn't win in a cakewalk as you assumed. Youth don't vote, and promising to forgive their student debts wouldn't get enough of them to the polls to offset the frenzy the business conservatives would whip up for the Republican candidate.

Any policy aimed at youth specifically is a non-starter, politically.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

DEMOCRATIC POSSIBILITIES

Listed in alphabetical order with their most significant political achievement.

  • Elizabeth Warren, Senator from Massachusetts


PEOPLE WHO ARE DEFINITELY NOT RUNNING OR ARE THEY!?!?!


Well, which is it?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Joementum posted:

PEOPLE WHO ARE DEFINITELY NOT RUNNING OR ARE THEY!?!?!

Is there any actual reason to think John Thune would go for it again? Or is he just one of the people who gets put at the bottom of 'short lists' forever and ever?

I started imagining a stadium full of people chanting THUUUUUUNE while I was writing this post. Try it, it's fun.

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005

Fulchrum posted:

So apart from the joke, is there any reason why Chelsea Clinton is up there?

Chelsea Clinton, Hedge Fund Manager.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
How is Bobby Jindal not listed as exorcist?

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Shouldn't that be Arboriculture Height Enthusiast, not Horticulture? Horticulture is stuff like flowers and herbs.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

dinoputz posted:

Chelsea Clinton, Hedge Fund Manager Job-Creating Spawn of Satan, Daughter of He-Who-Plays-Sax, Lord of Midtown, Angel of Wallstreet, Junior Senator from New York and Hillary's Pointman in Congress

Bobby Digital posted:

How is Bobby Jindal not listed as exorcist?

Because he got excised.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Well, which is it?

Possible, probable, if only there was a distinction

Nereid
Sep 17, 2009

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar

Grouchio posted:

He is a Canadian, just like Bieber and Nickleback.

Ten bucks says he tries to run anyway.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

CubsWoo posted:

If you were born after 1991 or so, sure. If you were 18+ in 2008, you may remember (and both her primary opponents and her general election opponent won't let you forget) that she was Obama's main primary challenger and they both landed some stiff punches to each other in primary ads during a very bitter challenge. She has the unenviable position of being vulnerable on both sides re: Obama - you can run ads targeting Obama voters showing how she felt about him during the primary, and you can run ads targeting anti-Obama voters showing her solidarity with Obama as SoS and afterward.

And if you're a voter in the 18-25 range that has no living memory of Hillary Clinton you're by definition a fickle voter who probably isn't turning out anyway. If the 2016 election hinges on the 18-25 demographic (or any demographic, honestly) turning out on the sole basis of gender solidarity, something went very, very wrong during that election season.

These two points contradict each other. If you were 18 in 2008 you were a fickle voter and probably weren't turning out anyway. There's no reason to assume people would remember stuff from 8 years ago now.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Nereid posted:

Ten bucks says he tries to run anyway.

Ten Canadian Tire dollars?

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Chris Christie posted:

On the Democrats' side, what about Jim Webb???

Making posts straight outta Biff's Almanac or something...new article out today:

quote:

Former Virginia Senator Jim Webb, who served one term, from 2007 to 2013, and then retired, has the potential to win the beer-track vote. In early October, I drove from Washington to a residential building that sits high on a hill in Arlington. On the eighth floor, in a condominium with a sweeping view of Washington’s monuments, Webb has been plotting his own path to defeating Clinton. “I do believe that I have the leadership and the experience and the sense of history and the kinds of ideas where I could lead this country,” he told me. “We’re just going to go out and put things on the table in the next four or five months and see if people support us. And if it looks viable, then we’ll do it.”

He running.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/17/inevitability-trap

oldswitcheroo
Apr 27, 2008

The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes.
http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/people/jim-webb-women-cant-fight/

Yeah, that whole "win back southern/appalachian whites" thing doesn't work if you turn away the Dem base of single white women and minorities. No way Webb gets anywhere in the primary.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

Willard Romney - Horticulture Height Enthusiast

This is just the right amount of joke.

Mischalaniouse
Nov 7, 2009

*ribbit*

Chokes McGee posted:

This is just the right amount of joke.

I will never not laugh at "Rahm Emmanuel, Lich."

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

computer parts posted:

These two points contradict each other. If you were 18 in 2008 you were a fickle voter and probably weren't turning out anyway. There's no reason to assume people would remember stuff from 8 years ago now.

They may not actively remember it, but as I mentioned there are plenty of ways for a Clinton opponent to jog their memory using her own words in debates/speeches/primary ads.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

CubsWoo posted:

They may not actively remember it, but as I mentioned there are plenty of ways for a Clinton opponent to jog their memory using her own words in debates/speeches/primary ads.

And what would be usable from that primary fight? That she questioned if Obama had the experience to lead?

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost
Hey Joementum, you can cross Howard Dean off of your list, he came out and directly supported Hillary Clinton on Meet the Press yesterday. Unless someone thinks he'd be a likely VP I guess...

Also, anyone have any idea what three term WA governor Christine Gregoire is up to, outside of cancer research board positions?

Solkanar512 fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Nov 10, 2014

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Excuse me, Allen West is a "Noted War Criminal", not just a war criminal!

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Jazerus posted:

Excuse me, Allen West is a "Noted War Criminal", not just a war criminal!

I'm just happy he got some of the billing he deserves.

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

oldswitcheroo posted:

http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/people/jim-webb-women-cant-fight/

Yeah, that whole "win back southern/appalachian whites" thing doesn't work if you turn away the Dem base of single white women and minorities. No way Webb gets anywhere in the primary.

On the other hand, it's probably better to have him talk about the working class and economic populism than a 70-something year old socialist who wants to run from Vermont. Neither is going to draw the female/minority vote, but only one can draw in (maybe) some of the lost white voters that they need in the rust belt. People need to realize invoking the Koch brothers does poo poo-all among these voters because the avg person doesn't read DailyKos. Those people that know who the Koch brothers are already vote reliably Dem in every election. I don't know of any significant # of activists in the base that actually do stay home, even if they hate the candidates.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Mitt!

quote:

According to several top Republicans, Romney made more than 80 phone calls to GOP candidates last Tuesday and Wednesday to congratulate them on their victories, including Senate candidates Joni Ernst of Iowa and Thom Tillis of North Carolina. He spent election night in Boston watching returns at the home of former aide Ron Kaufman, stopping in later at the Seaport Hotel to congratulate Massachusetts governor-elect Charlie Baker (R) on his win.

Some longtime allies also continue to prepare the ground for another Romney presidential campaign, despite his continued disavowals of interest. In the days after the election, a group of Romney supporters began circulating a memo that compared the success of his midterm endorsements with those made by Hillary Rodham Clinton, the front-runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination.

The documents — which were obtained by The Washington Post — concluded that two out of three Romney candidates won their elections, compared with one in three for Clinton.

According to three Republicans who spoke on the condition of anonymity to be candid, Romney’s associates are convinced that if former Florida governor Jeb Bush does not run, Romney could consider another White House bid. He has told friends that he feels positive about the likely GOP field, but also worries that many of the contenders may not have what it takes to beat Clinton.

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009


In related news, Joe Biden called another four people he thought were Martin Walsh to congratulate them on becoming Mayor of Boston.

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May
Watching Romney flail to stay relevant has been even more rewarding than his actual loss. Is there any precedent for a losing politician to hang around and snipe rather than actually do anything other than Palin? Did she create a new political cliche?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

If Romney picks someone with an 'R' last name, he could save some cash and re-use his last campaigns' logo.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Unzip and Attack posted:

Watching Romney flail to stay relevant has been even more rewarding than his actual loss. Is there any precedent for a losing politician to hang around and snipe rather than actually do anything other than Palin? Did she create a new political cliche?





You'll remember, of course, that Nixon clawed his way back to relevance after being seen as a joke and two-time loser by vigorously campaigning for Republican candidates and amassing favours in the 1966 midterms.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

My Imaginary GF posted:

If Romney picks someone with an 'R' last name, he could save some cash and re-use his last campaigns' logo.

Romney/Rauner, two moderate governors from blue states, would absolutely trigger a Tea Party run after the convention.

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