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Aug 3, 2006

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Nereid posted:

Except for the fact that he was born in Canada so he cannot be president. Period. You'd think he'd see the writing on the wall.

Doesn't make him ineligible.

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Aug 3, 2006

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It's Diamond Joe against GOP the enemy, fighting to save the day.

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comes along bort posted:

Lincoln only had a year or two of school as a kid.

Wasn't Lincoln a lawyer?

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Aug 3, 2006

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CaptainCarrot posted:

I saw Rauner and knew who had posted without having to look. (Nobody from Illinois is running for president any time soon, or getting on the ticket.)

Joke is on you, Hillary is from Park Ridge.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Considering he got the nomination without even putting out more than a year of his taxes, it seems the ones voting for him don't give a poo poo.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Ammat The Ankh posted:

Who's doing the SOTU GOP response? Any of the likely contenders (or "contenders")?

A woman who's election season claim to fame was personally castrating an animal.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Cliff Racer posted:

A woman who's election season claim to fame was personally being Bill Clinton's wife.

And that worked in New loving York, so tits to Iowa I guess.

I'm sure people would be more interested in hearing "First Lady ___"''s opinion than someone who was calling for her experience in castrating as hog as something relevant or useful in politics. But anyways your point is still dumb.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Hillary + Castro transitioning into first Latino prez in 2024.

Induced demographic change from massive nationwide aneurysms.

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Aug 3, 2006

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:qq: my fundraiser work weeks

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Aug 3, 2006

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hhhat posted:

It kills me that the guy called it the 'Star Wars barroom' what the hell dude movie's almost 40.

Also if Trump and Palin ran seriously, that is, showed up at debates, I think I'd have to go all Star Wars barroom in my place for the televised debates. They had kegs in the Cantina, right?

You can drink some blue jizzmilk while listening to space jizz.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Joementum posted:

Our actual 1960 President got daily injections of an experimental drug cocktail administered by a quack they called Dr. Feelgood who later lost his license.

I never cared enough to think deeper into the Motley Crue album, thanks Joe.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reagan or Hitler? (Made by me and played by over 300 people)

https://www.onlinequizcreator.com/regan-or-hitler/quiz-33231

It is much harder than you would expect

Wow, this one surprised me.

quote:

"I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told. "

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Joementum posted:

Controversial opinion: Joe Biden is the best Vice President of the 21st Century to date.

Hardly controversial.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Is that pic taken on an airplane banking hard left?

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Aug 3, 2006

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StarkingBarfish posted:

Nothing banks even remotely to the left in that picture.

It does if you're assuming Graham is facing the front of the plane.

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Aug 3, 2006

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How is walker expecting to win when his state is garbage in terms of metrics other than "how horrible has their governor been the past X years"

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This needs to be in every post.

Now that mittens is gone, does it make Christie v Jeb even rougher as they jockey for the least insane but viable conservative.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Three Olives posted:

I am honestly having a hard time processing this, is the Republican party honestly walking towards being anti-vacination? This can not be a real thing that is happening can it? I'm having a slow stroke, right?

government bad, oppose at all costs

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Aug 3, 2006

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Business Gorillas posted:

If Cruz somehow wins the nomination, I'm going to start referring to him as Rafael E. Cruz. It is his name, after all.


Press 2 for English :smug:

This but unironically because Rafael Cruz is a sick name. Like I get why Jindal and Cruz may have felt pressure growing up with those names but in this post-racial world you can own that poo poo in style.

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SedanChair posted:

Any guesses on the special guests for tomorrow?

I'm hoping for GWB to come out to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frDamZjCbkI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBUd3r1y3I

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Cliff Racer posted:

Really, because they just voted out a sitting Democratic senator who wasn't exactly unpopular before the campaign began.

Do you think that Alaska is going blue (like Pillowpantz sez) because it voted to legalize marijuana too?

you do realize the difference between midterm and presidential elections right?

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edit woops read that wrong

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Aug 3, 2006

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Joementum posted:

Rand Paul went to SXSW and it was epic. He stood. He walked. He talked. He sat. There was a mock turtleneck. There were lens flares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Rv8BL0Qw8



i bet there were plenty of great questions during that interview

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Aug 3, 2006

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Foo posted:

A question for the knowledgeable folks in here: Why is Jeb currently topping the polls if he's the Mitt Romney of the primaries? I thought he was this milquetoast Republican that true believers are hesitant to vote for.

name recognition and hes not associated with the shitshow taht is congress

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Aug 3, 2006

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April 7th is Coming

It's Happening

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Aug 3, 2006

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Cythereal posted:

Hey. :( Now, disenfranchisement of everyone north of Orlando (maybe an exception for UF students), that I could get behind.

id settle for just no more de facto disenfranchisement of people near cities in FL since the wait times are terrible

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Nonsense posted:

The stage we're at where liberals admit: "There are some hard truths we need to understand about social security, and covering our eyes and ears won't change that."

It's hosed in the long run, because people have been convinced it's hosed.

you mean the stage where you increase the cap and tell the rich to deal with it before they get guillotined?

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Enigma89 posted:

California but I will be moving to NY by election time.

Weren't you discussing voting for Paul in seriousness like a month or two ago?

Also your vote is inconsequential anyways so it's not worth the argument.

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Joementum posted:

This is not the first time a candidate has run into trouble at Chez Vachon. In 2011 Mitt Romney stopped in and was asked by a veteran if he'd ban gay marriage.



Romney was then informed the man was eating breakfast with his husband.

How did this play out? Don't remember much about the exchange.

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My Imaginary GF posted:

*sticks out palm*

Here's where Democrats win *points to bottom left, bottom right, and flint* and here's where racism is prevalent *claps*

lmao sometimes migf shows why he isnt worth permabanning

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Aug 3, 2006

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if you dont have any actual mexican places nearby, chipotle is pretty good. considering its iowa...i think her savvy restaurant choice will resonate with voters

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Aug 3, 2006

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

For once the pedanticness (pedanticity?) is not from Fishmech

pageantry

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Skwirl posted:

Why do we think Walker is a real candidate again?

He hates unions and govt spending

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My Imaginary GF posted:

Because he's a tier-1 Republican candidate. Several term governor of a traditionally blue state which he'd likely carry in the general, and he's the only Republican in the race able to successfully straddle the line between establishment money and the TeaParty grassroots crazy.

He's polling badly in Wisconsin now sorry

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My Imaginary GF posted:

When was the last time facts mattered in a primary fight, 1968?

I was addressing your point of him carrying wisconsin. It won't happen, although people will vote for him in the primary regardless.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Fried Chicken posted:

So was Romney in Massachusetts.

And Romney lost mass. Again I was pointing out how migf was wrong about walker carrying his home state, not his desirability in a GOP primary.

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Aug 3, 2006

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Skwirl posted:

And the ret of the potential republican candidates wax poetic about unions and government spending all night long?

No but he had a fairly large amount of (positive for his party's view) national news coverage regarding his policies in wisconsin and his credibility until recently wasn't marred by huge issues on national TV like some of the other candidates. rubio and jindal embarassed themselves with their SOTU responses and haven't had much good press otherwise. perry with his 2012 debate, his bizarre fascination with pretending to be smart using glasses, and a third thing i cant remember. paul is in a weird position being quasi-libertarian while trying to push the party views. christie is a trainwreck from the hugging of obama after sandy through to current events with fed investigation of the bridge poo poo. Jeb is a loving bush that also hasnt been in office for years.

like walker is a horrible candidate but its all relative when youre scraping the bottom of the barrel

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the stock ipod ear buds are the real travesty

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oh god no, please keep cuomo away from vp

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visceril posted:

Sanders appeals to the progressive left more than Hillary does. The two of them have a debate, she moves left on a position she was going to go left on anyway, base is turned out by Sanders, Sanders endorses Hillary, Hillary gets the base.

Sanders gets a key appointment from the party in exchange and maybe a pet project of his gets through

sanders pet project is full communism

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