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Joementum posted:Willard Romney - Horticulture Height Enthusiast This is just the right amount of joke.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 16:34 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:02 |
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Grouchio posted:If Cruz runs for president, we'll bypass his slippery rear end Tee hee.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 19:04 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Don't trust any presidential candidate over thirty (except Bernie Sanders) But you can't run for president unless you're—ooooooooooooooh.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 16:03 |
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Doesn't ring a bell.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 18:33 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Dog years? Where's the birth certificate
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 01:37 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Romney is the comedy/schadenfreude option we all want to be nominated again because he'll never be President and it's funny to see him try. Every time someone posts this, I hear the voice of Richard Milhous Nixon in my ear, and I turn a stark shade of pale.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 23:09 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Somehow I don't think Romney is today's Nixon. Counterpoint: Political standards have really fallen in the last few decades.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 15:36 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Not that it matters a bit, but isn't Dean likely on the Clinton blacklist for his opposition to the DLC in 2004 and his backing of Obama early on in the 2008 primary? I have every confidence the Clintons' lust for power will overcome any bad blood if Dean is even marginally useful. (See: State, secretary of)
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 15:18 |
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Chamale posted:Dubya v. Bubba With a title this catchy, you could seriously sell a PPV of a Lincoln-Douglas style debate between them. And you know who's waiting in the wings, ready to moderate...
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 21:33 |
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He's twerkin', Chris Matthews! AH LOVE IT!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 17:34 |
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PupsOfWar posted:aw man Serendipity is every bit as good as intention.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 16:18 |
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mooyashi posted:FWIW I'm pretty sure you get called your highest title achieved in many style guides and Post's etiquette. Yeah. Mr. President is always Mr. President, Governor is always Governor, and (my favorite) mayor is always, in extremely formal settings, "His Honor the Mayor."
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 05:22 |
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Joementum posted:I'm really just using this as an excuse to post this picture. The kid's face gets me every goddamn time. Including when it appears in multiple posts. It's just the best.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 18:33 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Obama is loving anathema to winning POTUS '16. Nobody except maybe Biden or Sanders would want his endorsement, especially now that his OFA db is in the wild. You're just bitter because he kicked you out in the first term
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 20:49 |
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ohgodwhat posted:Yeah, we talk about the uptick of Obama's approval rating because of him "taking a stand" but perhaps it's more to do with gas prices... I don't have it handy but pretend this is a picture of the political cartoon with the "Gas" and "Economy" levers or whatever. That stuff cuts both ways, though.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 16:26 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Mitt's happening. Romney 2016: Mitt Happens
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 15:44 |
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Lote posted:Can that be!? I think I'm hearing McMahon's music! NO CHANCE to win the nomination THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 18:18 |
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Hmm. The democrat has a single card to play called "Old Maid." Hmmmmmm. Already starting to beat the misogyny drum, huh GOP?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 23:04 |
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The X-man cometh posted:But Lindsey Graham's a republican? Oh, well played sir. Well played indeed.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 02:21 |
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StarkingBarfish posted:Nothing banks even remotely to the left in that picture. The subtlety on this one is underappreciated, I feel.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 17:50 |
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radical meme posted:If they spend that much and still lose in 2016, my bet is that will be the last election cycle where that kind of money is thrown around by one group. Leaving aside that there's plenty of money being tossed around on the winning side in that scenario, the one thing you should never bet against is how divorced from reality the rich are. I mean, look at how much money they chucked at Karl Rove, and their response was basically, "You know what went wrong? We didn't spend enough!"
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2015 19:13 |
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Fulchrum posted:Its used as a catchall for anyone they don't think of as human Please don't empty quote
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 03:30 |
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FAUXTON posted:Jump up and down, and move it all around Holy poo poo, how did this get missed?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 19:08 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:- That one stupid loving song they play in every single god drat wedding. The Time Warp? ThirdPartyView posted:They play "Hava Nagila" in goyim weddings?! BAH GAWD THAT'S BARRY HOROWITZ' MUSIC KING
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 01:52 |
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zakharov posted:Seriously what is up with MIGF He hasn't been the same since Obama threw him out of the White House
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 20:54 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Obama has had his policy influence whittled away by his repeated changes of direction and focus from 2009 to 2014 on the Democratic Senate majority. Now, all Obama has left to influence is foreign policy and appointments. CHICAGO POLITICS
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 21:43 |
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SedanChair posted:Voted Cruz. Preview to 2016 general right here
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 18:00 |
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oddium posted:More like My Imaginary Talking Points Boom shakalaka
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 07:39 |
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Zero_Grade posted:Let's play a game: Onion Or Real? Whenever someone asks this, the answer is always "Real but dear gods I wish it wasn't ".
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 22:31 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Scott Walker actually had a very prestigious job before governor He used Wisconsin's economy's special parts to make his robot friends
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 06:16 |
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Deep Hurting posted:One of the robot puppets would, in all likelihood, make a better President. And be less susceptible to manipulation by the Koch brothers. I hope you're talking about Gypsy because I don't want Crow anywhere near The Button.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 16:02 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:it's me in GBS I mean I disagree with the man's philosophies, but you have to admit, gnarleyhtop has some good policies
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 18:24 |
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Seriously, this is not going anywhere and nobody is going to give a poo poo who wasn't already voting against her anyway. The only way this gets legs is if it leads to a horrible, proven, easily identifiable and understandable security breach with concrete consequences. We will know if this is the case because it will be trumpeted across all major media 24/7—not the email account info itself, but the actual information contained in said breach. If this happens, it will be a big deal and all but sink Clinton's campaign. But it won't be, because something that big would've been seen already. Which means this is a big fat load of nothing that will fall right into the BENGHAZI!!! background noise and have absolutely zero traction with anyone not looking for an excuse to scream and stamp their feet. In summary, Vienna Circlejerk posted:Seriously, this is not going anywhere and nobody is going to give a poo poo who wasn't already voting against her anyway.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 06:51 |
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Your post is dumb, but this is a delightful turn of phrase. If someone doesn't claim "A Shady Midnight Tweet" as their user name then America is a failed experiment.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 17:53 |
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SedanChair posted:
your death
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 05:06 |
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skaboomizzy posted:As always, pro-wrestling has the answer. I know this is Luke's titantron without even clicking.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 13:43 |
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Deteriorata posted:Nobody gives a poo poo about the answers to any of those. Incorrect. ABC News gives a poo poo about it. (I don't and I'm considering removing them from my news feed)
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 21:32 |
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Joementum posted:I have no idea why HRM Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte keeps running. He claims that he sent President Clinton a letter in 1996 declaring war on the US and, since Clinton never replied, he won and is now the official Emperor of America, which would seem to make the Presidential election superfluous at best. Illusion of choice to placate the plebeians.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 21:40 |
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Louisvillian checking in to say I still believe in Harvey Dent
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 19:37 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:02 |
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Chadderbox posted:Had it happened 16 months from now you might have had a point too. Remember how the shutdown had weeks of coverage and Republicans tanked in the polls... then won the 2014 elections? You mean the ones that were already heavily slanted red to begin with and had democrats put up the weakest milquetoast dorks who ran away from a president who got uninsured people insurance for the first time in like ever? Sure do! I mean snark aside, gains were kind of locked in already. The reason it went worse than expected wasn't because everyone forgot about the shutdown, it was because the people voting in the areas Republicans won didn't care. It doesn't help that the democrats completely screwed the pooch after the GOP handed them a giant stick to beat them with. If you're going to lose, lose supporting your guy. Blathering around in the middle just makes you look like an idiot to everyone Grimes.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 01:01 |