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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Has anyone made the comparison between incoherent Trump rallies and the "Most Used Words" word cloud gags on The Onion

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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


Love that duck

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10000_(number)

"10000 (ten thousand) is the natural number following 9999 and preceding 10001."

"10,000 Days is the title of the fourth studio album by Tool"

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

edit: woops

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


It's a powerful name

Powerful snipe

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Hey this is ajkalan from Lurkertown and I just wanna say that I liked the part with Ed Balls and big wet rear end WOOOOOO!

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011



Debbie Dingell, rep for Michigan's 12th district and spouse of noted Twitter personality John Dingell.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

anime was right posted:

is that coffee table 30 years old

my parents had the same one

when i was born

Whoa, so did mine! Haven't thought about that table in years.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Al! posted:

if you're one of the 700 people reading this, post motherfucker!!!!

uh uhhhh

Bernie Porn
Connie Hair
uh
Mike Crapo

whew

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Wikileaks releases top-secret oppo research video of how Hillary plans to attack Pence if he takes over for Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izSJYVjLIXQ&t=27s

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Hillary rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J2zudcnYkY

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Ken Bone is my co-pilot

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

I can't believe how excited I am for the Ken Bone campaign!!

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


Mods rename me Gunshow Poophole pls

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

oops go coorect it

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


that'll do!

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Ostentatious posted:

i am maxing out the hillary clinton "Devil" social link right now

Trump would totally be Tower

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Back off, everyone; my shitposts are registered as lethal weapons

You can tell because I'm not using periods in this post

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Colonel Corazon posted:

once again we riding the same wavelength marianaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgl1hQmjITY

George Benson did my favorite cover of Oh Darling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzsUnNEh1BE

The rest of the album is good, too

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

YOU A loving HAT posted:

NITE CREW CHALLENGE


GIS the first two random words you can think of, post a funny "I'd tweet this if I were drunk" pic

let's see what "LUMBER BRAVO" turns up




perfect.

CAPTURED MILKMAN

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

NOTEPAD MASSACRE

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

I'm doing it

I'm watching Meatcleaver Massacre

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

ajkalan posted:

I'm doing it

I'm watching Meatcleaver Massacre

Christopher Lee is wandering around a 1970s-rear end office telling meandering stories of demonic possession. Good start

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

ajkalan posted:

I'm doing it

I'm watching Meatcleaver Massacre

Finished the movie. No one was killed by a meat cleaver, 1/10

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

whats the deal with Mike Crapo?

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Space Jam & Earl

I fully support casting Earl Joseph "J.R." Smith III in the upcoming Space Jam movie

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Toejam & Earl was the best Genesis game, for real

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

11/999, never forget Herman Cain

okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Yinlock posted:

once you've reached Peak Nite Crew it's always Nite and you shitpost exactly the same at all times

i for one look forward to the heat death of the trump thread

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Whenever I see "mulatto" I think of this Dewey Cox deep cut.

When I see mulatto I think of this old dream interpretation book my parents had that had a section on interpreting dreams involving "mulattoes." It also had a section on "Negroes" and one of the analyses started with "If you dream of a Negro standing on your green lawn" and that phrase stuck in my head as especially bizarre. I wish I remembered exactly which book that was, 'cause I bet it had some real gold in it.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Little Diomede Island in Alaska is one of those places on my "it'd be really cool to visit here for a day" list

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

I would like to hear from HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES on the issue of Donald Trump being good or bad

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Jenner posted:

Every time someone talks about Trump's wall on the internet Zia's Theme from Bastion almost immediately jumps into my mind and I have to resist the urge to link it.

This is because I am complete garbage.

Okay I'm going to bed now, see you guys again in like 4,000 posts!

Edit: Holy poo poo, quite possibly one of the worst snipes ever.

Now that you've mentioned it, I'm compelled to listen to it again. Thanks! (for nothing) and good night

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

ScrubLeague posted:

:nitecrew: has Donny Jack Trump died from being a fat disgusting gross orange piece of poo poo yet

In the same sense that Vader killed Luke Skywalker's father, yes

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

i'll just keep my hair so short that it doesn't really matter what i do with it

Y-yeah, me too, that's why i shave my head, definitely not because of male pattern baldnes

Baloogan posted:

ive got absurd hair genes and a massive thick crop that grows waaaaay too fast

t:mad:

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Just wanna say that this is a great thread full of great people and let's go 15000 pages WOOO!

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Baller Ina posted:

GOP looking bad, can Jeb still fix it?

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

one day i wanna av

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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

i dont even kno what this means n i dont know why i posted it

That should be your signature

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