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skaboomizzy posted:

I'm as pro-gambling as anyone else here, and daily fantasy is absolutely gambling.

They should legalize and regulate this, sportsbooks, and online poker and just move on.

Christie has dealt with this in New Jersey since online poker has been legal (in a very tight framework for only NJ residents) since 2013 when he signed it after a conditional veto. PokerStars has been trying to get into the NJ market but there has been pushback by Sheldon Adelson and Christie.

It perplexes me that poker has much stricter regulations than that

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Philthy posted:

No one had any idea why or who took the towers down until much later. Certainly not that day, or the next, or even the next week.

This was posted in the thread not even an hour after the planes hit

http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

There is still an archive up with the 9/11 thread from SA if anyone is interested.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 06:09

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To celebrate Christmas Eve a Trump supporter bought a Jeb Guac bowl and took a poo poo in it :nws:

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 01:51

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Prof. Lurker posted:

there was other signs

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 10:57

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http://youtu.be/qYf5RPUOfFU

Cruz campaign is not happy with the Palin speculation :rms:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 16:50

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Michael Scott posted:

So is the consensus that this will hurt Trump or help him? Haven't really followed the last day or so.

seeing as MSNBC and CNN are showing footage of his plane I think its going according to his plan

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 01:38

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 02:08

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https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/693609389953937408

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 04:48

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katlington posted:

E: Oh it's probably fake money isn't it.

look closely at the face on the bills

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 05:00

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# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 06:01

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Ego-bot posted:

I'm the undecided guy wearing the make-America-great-again hat

maybe he just really likes the hat

its a nice hat

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 07:48

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 15:17

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jackofarcades posted:

Sure sounds like Trump is whining like a little baby who pissed his diapers

he is still tweeting

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/694888332099239936

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 15:23

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Astroclassicist posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/694890328273346560

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 15:31

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Xenophon posted:

What's weird is that he already went through acceptance, but you're supposed to end there

maybe he goes through the states in reverse

we already saw acceptance, depression was the quiet period, we are at bargaining now

anger comes next :getin:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 15:43

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

so who does rand paul's support go to

is gary johnson running as the libertarian party candidate again?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 16:18

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https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/694911481301831680

hes being ironic its ok

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 16:56

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/694963798273323008

#CruzFraud

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 20:32

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Baloogan posted:

lol if u think palin wrote that

when I glanced over it and saw random capitalized words I thought she did for a moment

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 05:28

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thethreeman posted:

https://twitter.com/politicalwire/status/695455307401551875

so... Rubio on top?

these poll results will BLOW YOUR MIND you will NOT BELIEVE who is in 2nd place

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 05:58

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Boosted_C5 posted:

I'd hold my nose and vote for Cruz if he's the candidate.

Cruz doesn't even have a fashionable campaign hat and his wall would be inadequate, not huge and made with particleboard with a tiny ugly door spray painted gold.

Why settle?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 18:15

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has The Wall� become part of the republican platform at this point?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 05:28

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Joementum posted:

Keep the Promise 1 (Cruz Super PAC) is paying for this to air nationally during the Super Bowl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU9pAxbHHGY

Not sure it's as effective as they think.

I have a feeling people will mistake this as a pro-trump ad rather than a pro-cruz ad with the intro they have.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 19:29

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Vile posted:

Also can someone please make a MLg trump video aka https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bxLnT5TJjow

Trump tweeted one back in October

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/653856168402681856

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 20:36

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Montasque posted:

http://www.nh1.com/news/new-nh1-news-poll-donald-trump-leads-in-nh-but-jeb-bush-narrowly-edges-john-kasich-for-2nd/

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 16:00

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Jeb! is fighting back

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/696717836824244228

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 18:01

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Kasichmentum is firing up!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 19:38

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Montasque posted:

If Trump drops 16+ points between now and tomorrow then he's completely doomed and should drop out.

Anything less than a 1st place would be devastating to his campaign and I don't see how he could work his magic out of that hole.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 19:42

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Third World Reggin posted:

it would be pretty easy unless tomorrow is super tuesday

If he lost with a lead this big I think it would put his polling numbers to vote conversion rate into question for future states and super tuesday.

I have no idea though since Trump has defied every imminent call of his downfall.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 19:55

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Montasque posted:

I thought college fraternities moved onto anal hazing at this point

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 16:25

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

have them waterboarded until they admit it's torture, then keep doing it for a little longer for kicks.

see??? waterboarding works!

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 16:33

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Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/697111416285876225

would prefer Surgeon General Carson

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 19:33

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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 02:17

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Will the salt mines have WiFi

one bar

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 02:49

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Brannock posted:

Pinterest Mom stayed up past 2 AM to put Vile on probation 4 minutes after he came off probation last night

I don't know a better word to describe that other than "pathetic" and "power-tripping"

hosed up if true

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 03:36

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Totalizator posted:

Does Kasich even have a path to victory?

he will not survive the scrutiny phase once the spotlight is on him and him supporting the 1994 assault weapon ban will not play well in the south at all

mannerup fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 10, 2016

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 04:25

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today seemed fitting to re-check this article from a year ago

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/02/26/donald-trump-might-be-serious-about-running-for-president-hes-still-irrelevant/

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 12:40

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Ron Paul Atreides posted:

Please summarize what the Christie/Rubio debate exchange was for someone who has been way too busy lately to keep up (that's me!)

Let's dispel once and for all with the fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing, he knows exactly what he is doing.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 23:18

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https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/697809738759667713

please celebrate

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 17:33

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I want to know who these people are who consider Ted Cruz 'trustworthy'

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 17:53

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