Take a spin on the BYOB Slot Machine (ENDS TONIGHT!)

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tao of lmao

HOW IT WORKS

To pull the lever and spin the one-armed-bandit, make a good post in any thread in BYOB using ideas from the list of topics below, and then submit the post here. You may submit a post of each topic once for a potential total of ten spins.

THE TOPICS

Improving Productivity in the Workplace
The Bus
Draw a picture of your most embarrassing work/school moment
Chakras
Advice from hippy Grandma
Refer to your horoscope in a post.
Photoshop this image
Anime about a team of _______ fighting __________
Write a political advertisement smearing Dogcrash Truther
Wildcard (your absolute best post about literally anything)

DO NOT THREAD poo poo OTHER THREADS!! Try to find a way to work the listed topic into the topic of the thread you're posting in. You get one submission here for each topic. So while you can workshop your ideas into others' threads, please make sure you submit the best post you can for that subject. If myself or the mods find a post particularly funny or good, we hit the slots. Only posts made after the time of this post are eligible. Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, November 16th, 12:00 a.m. EST.

THE PAYOUTS

(1) :captainpop:

= 24 hr thread sticky of your choice

(2) :rznv:

= Admin will give you the av of your choice (including big avs)

(3) :byob:

= 6hr probation of the byob user of your choice

(4) :spiderguy:

= Forums upgrade of your choice

(5) :evilbuddy:

= Reversal of Fortune You get probated for 6 hours!

(6) :coffeepal:

= A personalized painting from forums user Salmiakki

Match any 2 and pick one of the following:

OP reads a post of reasonable length into vocaroo
Gangtag/custom text change (not av)
A cat gif
A dog gif
OP will owe you 5 emptyquotes
OP will buy you a beer (transportation to and from OP's home town not included)
Forums user Fluffieduckie will say something nice about you and you
OP will say something really mean about you and you
if you have a good idea, or would like to donate things for more match-two prizes, suggest them here and maybe they'll make the list!
Bo-Pepper posted:
i'll make a personalized av photoshop for someone as a prize if they like for one of the match twos
WD-40 posted:
~~i will make a 2 word custom cross stitch with a doodle for someone as a match 2 prize if they want it~~ OP note:sold out!
e: oh yeah, good luck dudes

Have fun and good posting out there!

tao of lmao fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Nov 13, 2014

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:24

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# ? May 2, 2024 23:40

tao of lmao

HALL OF WINNERS:

Full Bodied Flavor:

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712224/

YOU MATCHED TWO! PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712474/
YOU'VE MATCHED 2 PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST! GRATS!

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

i want to thank myself for putting in the effort to get this bonus roll.

i will choose "Gangtag/custom text change (not av)".

with these two tags thanks

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

i would like this

(the cross-stitch)

i will edit in the words when i figure out what i want them to be

Fluffieduckie:

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712229/
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MATCHED 2! PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok my request, if it can be done, is for bopeps to work on my duckie av to see if he can get it to the new 150X150 size without losing quality. many good men have tried, so i might be setting him up for failure, but i'll take any good faith effort

edit: i mean plain duckie not queen duckie

Rulersmack:

quote:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712483/
YOU'VE MATCHED TWO PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST! CONGRATS!

Alnilam:

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712488/
YOU'VE MATCHED 2 PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST! GREAT JOB!

WindmillSlayer:

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712490/
YOU'VE MATCHED TWO PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!! WE NOW HAVE A WIN STREAK OF 4 WOW!

WindmillSlayer posted:

i want the cross stitch

Bo-Pepper:

wth posted:

YOU'VE MATCHED TWO PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST HOLY COW 5 IN A ROW!!!!!

tao of lmao fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Nov 10, 2014

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:24

Salmiakki

good luck to all, may one of you receive a painting or smth maybe

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:30

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i'll make a personalized av photoshop for someone as a prize if they like for one of the match twos

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:32

tao of lmao

Bo-Pepper posted:

i'll make a personalized av photoshop for someone as a prize if they like for one of the match twos

Thanks!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:33

Lil Cunty

somehow this is going to turn out like that twilight zone episode where the slot machine pushes the guy out of the window i just know it

i will make a 2 word custom cross stitch with a doodle for someone as a match 2 prize if they want it

e: oh yeah, good luck dudes

Lil Cunty fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 10, 2014

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:41

cute anime girl

WOOPS rules

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:42

tao of lmao

WD-40 posted:

somehow this is going to turn out like that twilight zone episode where the slot machine pushes the guy out of the window i just know it

i will make a 2 word custom cross stitch with a doodle for someone as a match 2 prize if they want it

e: oh yeah, good luck dudes

That's incredibly generous, thank you!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:46

Slot

I find this incredibly offensive :colbert:

# ? Nov 10, 2014 02:13

dogcrash truther

WD-40 posted:

i will make a 2 word custom cross stitch with a doodle for someone as a match 2 prize if they want it

i want this prize badly

# ? Nov 10, 2014 03:51

Einsteins Kegels: by R. Guyovich

!roll

# ? Nov 10, 2014 04:54

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

i LIKE it!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:34

GEExCEE

holy christ

# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:09

i am he

those are some drat good prizes, i want to win them!!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 07:05

Full-Bodied Flavor

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680237&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post437486140

here is my post about "Anime about a team of _______ fighting __________"

# ? Nov 10, 2014 11:22

cute anime girl

Wildcard submission:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680119&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post437469432

# ? Nov 10, 2014 11:24

tao of lmao

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680237&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post437486140

here is my post about "Anime about a team of _______ fighting __________"

ROFL ok you get a spin!

Sorry not a winner this time, but what's that SOUND?
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4711803/ (for transparency)

IT'S THE BONUS BELL
You, sir, have qualified for a bonus spin!!! Reason: You made these awesome slot machine gifs!! I'm running late for work, but when I out for lunch, we'll spin again!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 13:36

tao of lmao

cute anime girl posted:

Wildcard submission:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680119&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post437469432

lol i'll spin for this one on lunch too

# ? Nov 10, 2014 13:57

alnilam

Today's my birthday and I'd ask for a free birthday spin but I'm not a goddam commie I'll earn it, you'll see

# ? Nov 10, 2014 15:22

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

wth posted:

[*]Write a political advertisement smearing Dogcrash Truther

# ? Nov 10, 2014 15:52

Ace of Baes

7777777 posted:

Forums poster DogCrash Truther cheated on his wife Linda Perdmen 7 times between 1998 and 2002. Once at the Comfort Inn in Manitou Springs, Colorado while he was in town for an Office Supplies Sales Conferance. Twice while in Logan, Utah under the premise of visiting his second cousin Alfred Waterson. And 4 times between the dates of August 14th 2001 and September 2nd 2001 in the Unisex restroom of the Minneapolis/St. Paul International airport in Minneapolis, MN.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 15:53

Kuromyneko: Kuro neko

7777777 posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3678708&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post437492528

Smoobiles strikes again

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:26

FluffieDuckie

ok julio. i spent literally 3 hours figuring out photoshop for you.

behold fluffieduckie's very first photoshop:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680184&pagenumber=1#post437493249

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:48

alnilam

alnilam posted:

c'mooon birthday luck, daddy needs a new cross stitch

# ? Nov 10, 2014 18:46

dogcrash truther

Kuromyneko posted:

Smoobiles strikes again

give this guy a slot pull for this:

Kuromyneko posted:

# ? Nov 10, 2014 19:07

Full-Bodied Flavor

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680370&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post437489865 for "Wildcard (your absolute best post about literally anything)"

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:20

WindmillSlayer

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680370&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post437489865 for "Wildcard (your absolute best post about literally anything)"

you should win for this also

WindmillSlayer posted:

Dear Anilam:
Hi honey! It's been forever since we've spoke. You just don't seem to have time for you 'ol grandmother anymore. Maybe it's that wife of yours... I dont know. It seems like we never really talk. You should really stop by my house one of these days, I have a really nice chamomile that will do wonders for your acne. I can't believe you didn't grow out of that, but well, I guess theres a lot you didn't grow out of. I had hoped... Nevermind.

I don't suppose you still have that porcelain cow I gave you? I'd like it back.

I hope you stop by someday. I have a really nice book of dream interpreting I'd like to try out. Though I bet you'd get all the dreams in chapter 6, which is on death.

I wish you'd die. Idiot bitch.

Love,
Grandma Anilam

P.S. Happy Birthday

I made a post about grandmothers.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:21

tao of lmao

wth posted:

IT'S THE BONUS BELL
You, sir, have qualified for a bonus spin!!! Reason: You made these awesome slot machine gifs!! I'm running late for work, but when I out for lunch, we'll spin again!

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712224/

YOU MATCHED TWO! PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:22

tao of lmao

Bo-Pepper posted:

where was this posted mr pepper? (ITT doesn't count)

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:23

tao of lmao

cute anime girl posted:

Wildcard submission:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680119&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post437469432

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712226/
Sorry not a winner, please play again!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:24

Full-Bodied Flavor

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712224/

YOU MATCHED TWO! PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!

i want to thank myself for putting in the effort to get this bonus roll.

i will choose "Gangtag/custom text change (not av)".

with these two tags thanks

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:24

tao of lmao

7777777 posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712227/
Sorry not a winner but please play again!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:26

tao of lmao

Kuromyneko posted:

Smoobiles strikes again

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712229/
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MATCHED 2! PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-TWO LIST!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:28

tao of lmao

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok julio. i spent literally 3 hours figuring out photoshop for you.

behold fluffieduckie's very first photoshop:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680184&pagenumber=1#post437493249

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712230/
YOU MATCHED 2 PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-2 LIST!!!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:30

FluffieDuckie

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

i want to thank myself for putting in the effort to get this bonus roll.

i will choose "Gangtag/custom text change (not av)".

with these two tags thanks

ok this is queued. god i hope i did it right :ohdear:

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:32

tao of lmao

alnilam posted:

c'mooon birthday luck, daddy needs a new cross stitch

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712234/
Sorry not a winner, but please play again!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:32

tao of lmao

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680370&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post437489865 for "Wildcard (your absolute best post about literally anything)"

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712238/
Sorry not a winner this time, keep playing!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:34

FluffieDuckie

wth posted:

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712230/
YOU MATCHED 2 PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE MATCH-2 LIST!!!

ok my request, if it can be done, is for bopeps to work on my duckie av to see if he can get it to the new 150X150 size without losing quality. many good men have tried, so i might be setting him up for failure, but i'll take any good faith effort

edit: i mean plain duckie not queen duckie

FluffieDuckie fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Nov 10, 2014

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:35

tao of lmao

WindmillSlayer posted:

I made a post about grandmothers.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4712239/
Sorry not a winner, but please play again!!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:35

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# ? May 2, 2024 23:40

tao of lmao

If I missed any please let me know. Grats to all the winners from this round!

question: should I continue posting the roll results, or do you guys trust me to be on the up and up?

# ? Nov 10, 2014 20:37

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