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tao of lmao

wth posted:

This was so loving hard to do well.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vYy9XIBh81

i'm sorry jett, for laughing

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Lil Cunty


WD-40 posted:

Hi guys, I'm at my wits end I hope you can help. I'm trying to remember the name of an anime I watched a while ago. It was about a lot of weird stuff, but most notably a group of big-breasted teenagers fighting against fart jokes. Or maybe it was about big-breasted teenagers using fart jokes to fight weird stuff? Does this ring any bells for anyone? I really appreciate it, tia.

although this post was made in adtrw, it was made for a byob thread and i think it should count

please hurry and spin before i get probed

Ace of Baes
Someone edit together the full rant when julio finishes it, then mix it with the beat to rnzv :twisted:

ulvir

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok something's queued :shrug:

:peanut: :glomp:

tao of lmao

WD-40 posted:

although this post was made in adtrw, it was made for a byob thread and i think it should count

please hurry and spin before i get probed

yikes bikes! :ohdear:


YOU MATCHED TWO PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE LIST!

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4716168/

FluffieDuckie


and you doubted me

Lil Cunty


wth posted:

yikes bikes! :ohdear:


YOU MATCHED TWO PLEASE PICK A PRIZE FROM THE LIST!

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4716168/

hell yeah

if i pick the 5 emptyquotes do i get to pick the quotes you owe me?

tao of lmao

WD-40 posted:

hell yeah

if i pick the 5 emptyquotes do i get to pick the quotes you owe me?

as long as they're in byob, sure

Lil Cunty


wth posted:

as long as they're in byob, sure

sweet

you'll be hearing from me

ulvir

FluffieDuckie posted:

and you doubted me

not you. I just wasn't sure how the whole system worked, because like if I were to give myself a new title without reuploading the av and all I'd just get no av but text

FluffieDuckie

ulvir posted:

not you. I just wasn't sure how the whole system worked, because like if I were to give myself a new title without reuploading the av and all I'd just get no av but text

i'd tell you how it works, but i'm sure that's one of those mod secrets i have to carry to my grave

ZeroCount


wth posted:

LOL another good one. I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more submissions it seems like one of the easiest ones to make funny.


sorry not a winner, but to your credit this post is one of the funniest ones i've read in this contenst


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4715983/

well they cant all be winners, I'll just spin again with this astrology post

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681154&pagenumber=2#post437647131

ulvir

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'd tell you how it works, but i'm sure that's one of those mod secrets i have to carry to my grave

I'm not gonna push it. the last mod to reveal secret mod stuff ended up demodded and had a huge meltdown and I don't want that to happen again

tao of lmao

ZeroCount posted:

well they cant all be winners, I'll just spin again with this astrology post

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681154&pagenumber=2#post437647131


YOU MATCHED TWO PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE LIST *boogies*


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4716211/

ZeroCount


wth posted:


YOU MATCHED TWO PLEASE CHOSE A PRIZE FROM THE LIST *boogies*


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4716211/

ayyy excellent

I'd like to be selfless and suggest another jett reading, which is clearly for the good for the entire community but I'd actually just like the Posting Pal's tag under my Posing Pals tag. Both at once

FluffieDuckie

ZeroCount posted:

ayyy excellent

I'd like to be selfless and suggest another jett reading, which is clearly for the good for the entire community but I'd actually just like the Posting Pal's tag under my Posing Pals tag. Both at once

queued

WindmillSlayer

WindmillSlayer posted:

Numerology. You might not know that word but WTH sure does. Each post in this thread is a complex numerological device determining the differing karmic energies of the posters withing. High number point to karmic balance, the perfect number is of course infinity, which according to numerological expert Rhonda Splines, is a number only ghadi was able to reach by not jerking off even with naked ladies touching him all over - but I digress.

Low numbers, however, showcase low balance, perhaps a displacement of chakras or a fundamental issue with the soul such as ethnicity. Again, jacking off will lower this. If the number goes below zero, and one day it will, you will get ED(erection disfunction) wherein your penis wont work. To fix this follow ghandis example and do not jack off even when hot ladies touch your body all over while they are naked.

chakras. i have no idea if this is funny. my brain is so burnt out today i basically just wrote and hoped.

tao of lmao

WindmillSlayer posted:

chakras. i have no idea if this is funny. my brain is so burnt out today i basically just wrote and hoped.


you matched 2 please pick a prize from the list! *backflips*


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4716233

WindmillSlayer

say somethign mean about me. make me really hate myself in the bad way people do before jerking off or blowing up people with car bombs.

Lil Cunty


wth posted:


you matched 2 please pick a prize from the list! *backflips*


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4716233

wait can i trade in my 5 emptyquotes for video evidence of this backflip?

ZeroCount


Id like to spin again, this time using 'political campaign smearing DCT'

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681131&pagenumber=1#post437648421

tao of lmao

WindmillSlayer posted:

say somethign mean about me. make me really hate myself in the bad way people do before jerking off or blowing up people with car bombs.

every time i look at you, my stomach turns and croaks
froggish, like your face, it's true, you're not like normal folks
your posts they are half-wit stew, lacking any good jokes
clever words are not for you, try landscaping or boats

There's a place for you to go, where you might fit in best
The place whose name i not know, but letters: GBS

FluffieDuckie

wth posted:

every time i look at you, my stomach turns and croaks
froggish, like your face, it's true, you're not like normal folks
your posts they are half-wit stew, lacking any good jokes
clever words are not for you, try landscaping or boats

There's a place for you to go, where you might fit in best
The place whose name i not know, but letters: GBS

julio's poetic side is coming out. i kinda like it

WindmillSlayer

wth posted:

every time i look at you, my stomach turns and croaks
froggish, like your face, it's true, you're not like normal folks
your posts they are half-wit stew, lacking any good jokes
clever words are not for you, try landscaping or boats

There's a place for you to go, where you might fit in best
The place whose name i not know, but letters: GBS

this is the car bomb hating myself.

Ace of Baes

WindmillSlayer posted:

say somethign mean about me. make me really hate myself in the bad way people do before jerking off or blowing up people with car bombs.

most ppl don't hate themselves before jerking off...this post reminded me of when u went on a long rant on steam chat about how u hatd jerkin ur dick off tho

City of Glompton

I will enter for wildcard please

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681192#post437656667

Lil Cunty



have i mentioned recently that in the event of my unfortunate widowhood, siluvayne will be my rebound

ulvir

7777777 posted:

most ppl don't hate themselves before jerking off...this post reminded me of when u went on a long rant on steam chat about how u hatd jerkin ur dick off tho

Yeah, the normal reaction is feeling like a sad sack of poo poo after jerking off

ZeroCount



oh hell yeah this is aces <3 :duckie:

It's like the Odd Couple in my posting tags

ulvir

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681247#post437664827

wth posted:

[*]Refer to your horoscope in a post.

beer pal

give me a spin julio

bwatts

beer pal posted:

give me a spin julio

give him a spin on the house

i am he

friendly craig posted:

give him a spin on the house

Diqnol

Does this work.

tao of lmao



sorry, please play again

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4717359/

tao of lmao



sorry not a winner, the wheel seems like it needs to warm up


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4717370/

tao of lmao

beer pal posted:

give me a spin julio

I would love to but please play by the rules.

tao of lmao


I like it. Let's see what the wheel thinks!


man wth i think the wheel is broken or something


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4717382/

beer pal

ok heres my wild card entry

beer pal posted:

give me a spin julio

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beer pal posted:

ok heres my wild card entry

lol

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