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MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
i should've bought this instead of unity

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Considering the original book was written by a literally drugged out pedophile yea probably they ran a train on Alice at some point.

This is the worst post I've read all week. gently caress you.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

This is the worst post I've read all week. gently caress you.

I hate agreeing with Knuck If You Cuck but I can't deny the truth here

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Mach2 posted:

I hate agreeing with Knuck If You Cuck but I can't deny the truth here

Shut the gently caress up.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I apologize greatly

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Mach2 posted:

I hate agreeing with Knuck If You Cuck but I can't deny the truth here

Who's "Knuck If You Cuck"?

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I'm looking around and it doesn't look like there's anybody on these forums with that name- odd.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My trip report for the cyberpunk Far Cry is that it's fun, although the tutorial was long and gay the rest of the game made up for it.


It was also really Far Cry in that all of the jokes are extremely terrible and I wish none of the characters ever talked except for my dude spouting his 80's one liner ripoffs.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Mach2 posted:

I hate agreeing with Knuck If You Cuck but I can't deny the truth here

your posts are less funny without the yoda loving luke av :/

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Bobnumerotres posted:

your posts are less funny without the yoda loving luke av :/

maybe they were never funny at all

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
far cry 3 loving rules but lmao if you think I'm spending full price on a ubisoft pc release

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
came into some extra money this week so i'm getting this to wash the taste of unity out of my mouth

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Cyra posted:

came into some extra money this week so i'm getting this to wash the taste of unity out of my mouth

-_-

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
They should make a game with the far cry engine where you are the actual Predator imo

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
they should take their cool jungle tech and make an intense jurrasic park game

the whole time i was playing far cry 2 i kept thinking how better it would be if there were raptors in it

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Preloads up on steam btw

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Cyra posted:

they should take their cool jungle tech and make an intense jurrasic park game

the whole time i was playing far cry 2 i kept thinking how better it would be if there were raptors in it

when i was playing farcry 3 i was thinking how much better it would be if you had some kind of super suit that gave you powers and a stealth cloak.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I put money down on this video game today. I look forward to smoking weed and riding elephants.

closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005
ddraig's insane posts make the fc4 thread go from generic pre-release hype thread to insane in a funny way. keep telling more about how fc2 is the best game ever and how background information makes t2 one of the best action movies of all time :allears:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

terminator 2 is the best action movie of all time though

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
I still like far cry 2 better than 3 and terminator 2 is def the best sci fi action movie ever, so i mean

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


closeted republican posted:

ddraig's insane posts make the fc4 thread go from generic pre-release hype thread to insane in a funny way. keep telling more about how fc2 is the best game ever and how background information makes t2 one of the best action movies of all time :allears:

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014


:cripes:

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

closeted republican posted:

ddraig's insane posts make the fc4 thread go from generic pre-release hype thread to insane in a funny way. keep telling more about how fc2 is the best game ever and how background information makes t2 one of the best action movies of all time :allears:

Terminator 2 doesn't require background information to be one of the best action movies of all time.

First Diehard now T2... this is hosed up

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

*looks over at screen from getting gently caress stabbed by island babe*
I cannot believe this poo poo

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
any1 getting this 4(lol) pc so we can co-op for the week the servers are functional.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012

Cyra posted:

came into some extra money this week so i'm getting this to wash the taste of unity out of my mouth

Batteredhousewife.txt

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Widestancer posted:

I'm probably going to get this game. I really enjoyed burning down the jungle, stabbing lots of people and blowing poo poo up in the 2nd and third ones. Hopefully this one does a few things better (like that second island not sucking really bad in 3).

Things I'm looking forward to:

*Fun with the wing suit
*Elephants
*loving with people who inevitably have some problem with this game like they did the "white savior" thing in the 3rd one. The Games thread is already replete with this.
*Setting up stupid ambushes
*Multiplayer if they fixed their poo poo

Things I'm not looking forward to:

*Multiplayer if they didn't fix their poo poo
*Burning myself alive repeatedly because burning down things is really fun
*Jumping off things without the wing suit because sometimes you just have to jump to see what happens

Farcry 4 the birds. This game is for the birds, everyone.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

closeted republican posted:

ddraig's insane posts make the fc4 thread go from generic pre-release hype thread to insane in a funny way. keep telling more about how fc2 is the best game ever and how background information makes t2 one of the best action movies of all time :allears:

make fun of him to his face instead of running in here you little poo poo

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Pewdiepie posted:

Farcry 4 the birds. This game is for the birds, everyone.

This game will be epic.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pewdiepie posted:

Farcry 4 the birds. This game is for the birds, everyone.
Gonna play this game by jumping on the keyboard and maybe pecking (tactically).

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

zen death robot posted:

If enough people buy it, maybe I will have the strength to gas the bump if you don't buy a ubi/activision/ea game thread :twisted:

more people on this planet will not buy it than buy it, and i will grow stronger

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Acquire Currency! posted:

*looks over at screen from getting gently caress stabbed by island babe*
I cannot believe this poo poo

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Preload completed. Who's gonna Hurk out with me?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

zen death robot posted:

we're both growing stronger on the suffering of the weak, but you're taking the impoverished too??

ive been putting my points into mario kart

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
I bought far cry 2 for like $3, and i've still got a shitload left in my steam wallet from getting Evolve refunded. drat it feels good to be a gamer

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i saw video of evolve and it just made me want to play monster hunter

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

There's a day 1 patch. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Widestancer posted:

There's a day 1 patch. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

its a good way for people to ignore any poor reviews

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