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Thump! posted:Berthing is the word. For quarters? Really? What dipshit came up with that term? This is why I joined the Air Force. That and terrible life choices.
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Nov 18, 2014 19:46
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Masturbation is continuous in the field.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:32
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There are no straight Marines in nature.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:32
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I'm up He sees me I'm down (to gently caress)
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Nov 18, 2014 20:33
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Do we have any GiP musicians? I want a late-90's ultra-gay euro disco techno beat with the following lyrics SET MOVING MOVE L O A One of those strip club taxi vans at SOI had a pretty sick Full Metal Jacket techno mashup thing playing. hhhWHAT THE gently caress IS THAT(THAT THAT THAT THAT) dookadookadookadooka Thiiiiis is my riiiiiifle THIS. IS. MY GUN. BWOMPBWOMPBWOMPBWOMP It was the best part of that night, honestly.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:37
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Victor Vermis posted:Do we have any GiP musicians? I want a late-90's ultra-gay euro disco techno beat with the following lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVRAlAVkx-A
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Nov 18, 2014 20:57
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too early 90's. This one is pretty close to what I heard in the boot wagon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8v6SZthJQE
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Nov 18, 2014 21:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY
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Nov 18, 2014 21:31
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Genocide Tendency posted:For quarters? Gay navy mans I'm assuming.
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Nov 18, 2014 21:52
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Genocide Tendency posted:For quarters? please DTFO if you don't appreciate our rich naval history the D stands for disembark
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Nov 18, 2014 21:58
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Victor Vermis posted:Do we have any GiP musicians? I want a late-90's ultra-gay euro disco techno beat with the following lyrics I remember a kid in my platoon got robbed when the cabbie took his rear end out to a trailer in the middle of nowhere to link up with some hookers. Apparently there was a rash of similar poo poo going on but most kids were smart enough to not admit to attempting to pay women for sex. This guy wasn't that smart and stood company NJP for his foolishness.
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Nov 19, 2014 03:02
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Internet Wizard posted:Hygiene Equipment Operators? Every prospective "combat engineer" signs a 1100/1300 contract. Recruiters never mention this, but you can be assigned ANY MOS in either field, subject to the needs of the Corps. Nearly everyone who signs this contract does so expecting to become a combat engineer six months later. Probably 90% of heavy equipment operators (who love to call themselves "engineers" since they're also 1300s), bulk fuel, water dogs (including hygiene equipment dudes), and electricians are acquired through this contract. Dude's recruiter probably didn't change poo poo, his dumbass just didn't understand what he was signing. I did the same thing, but I was one of the "lucky" ones. the dad farm posted:i picked up Sgt On active duty. That same week, I went on a 96 and never came back, even though I still had like 3-4 work days left before terminal leave. A month later, I was in the IRR. Six days after that was my EOS. Never even stood OOD. new friend from school fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Nov 19, 2014 |
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Nov 19, 2014 17:46
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They made me an E-5 t 6 years and then tried to use it as some moronic blackmail to reenlist
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Nov 19, 2014 19:43
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safetyStanddown posted:Every prospective "combat engineer" signs a 1100/1300 contract. Recruiters never mention this, but you can be assigned ANY MOS in either field, subject to the needs of the Corps. Nearly everyone who signs this contract does so expecting to become a combat engineer six months later. Probably 90% of heavy equipment operators (who love to call themselves "engineers" since they're also 1300s), bulk fuel, water dogs (including hygiene equipment dudes), and electricians are acquired through this contract. Dude's recruiter probably didn't change poo poo, his dumbass just didn't understand what he was signing. I did the same thing, but I was one of the "lucky" ones. ball so hard edit: can we just change the thread title to marine vet thread: if you're still active duty then lol
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Nov 20, 2014 19:03
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Apartment landlord is a prior swamp donkey. Says at least once every winter she goes around knocking on doors to get people to shovel. Acted surprised when I looked at her like she had just told me she wanted me to lick her rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 24, 2014 00:08
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would honestly ask her who the gently caress sent her and is this a joke then looked around for a friend behind her or around the corner.
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Nov 26, 2014 09:53
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Also a 15+ degree disparity between the thermostat setting and the actual temp in my shoebox apartment is "probably due to the windows not being locked". Waves of nostalgia wash over me when a doughy retard projects authority by telling me I'm stupid and/or lying without actually saying I'm stupid and/or lying.
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Nov 26, 2014 10:44
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It's like you never even got out
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Nov 26, 2014 15:29
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I honestly can't fathom how unbelievably gay peace time USMC must be.
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Nov 27, 2014 04:27
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the dad farm posted:I honestly can't fathom how unbelievably gay the USMC must be.
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Nov 27, 2014 04:29
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the dad farm posted:I honestly can't fathom how unbelievably gay peace time USMC must be. MEUs will turn into the dick measuring tool again and gently caress gently caress games get worse as training funds get smaller. You will have more dumb poo poo like starching and ironing cammies and wall locker inspections. If you are disciplined enough to wear ironed utilities and a squared away wall locker you are hard enough to kill America's enemies.
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Nov 27, 2014 04:33
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It's bad
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Nov 27, 2014 05:14
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Hekk posted:You will have more dumb poo poo like starching and ironing cammies no....noooooooooooooooo o wait ive been out for forever so lmbo at all the idiots still in
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Nov 27, 2014 05:16
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Haha we've already got weekly wall locker checks but at least we don't do legit field days right now
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Internet Wizard posted:Haha we've already got weekly wall locker checks but at least we don't do legit field days right now Amos or Conway said legit field days are hazing or something like that. the dad farm posted:I honestly can't fathom how unbelievably gay peace time USMC must be. at least as gay as you are
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Nov 27, 2014 08:49
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Really? We stopped doing them when we got a 1st sgt and he told us a story about when he was an infantry sergeant he had this one PFC that crapped himself during a field exercise and just stuffed all of his crap-covered clothes in the bottom of his wall locker for a few weeks. 1st sgt said everybody started getting suspicious when the guy would just gas his room with lysol before every field day inspection.
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Nov 27, 2014 15:08
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Amos or Conway said legit field days are hazing or something like that. pro move was to take a light switch cover off the gently caress is all this dust boot? keep cleaning *goes back to getting shithoused in own room*
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Nov 27, 2014 18:13
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Amos or Conway said legit field days are hazing or something like that. Pretty sure it was Conway. At the very least it limited major field days to once a month and it was just general clean up the rest of the time. Saw a dude fail room inspection because he had a solitary lysol wipe in his trashbag. Only in the loving military will the words "Is that trash in your trashcan?" or "Why is there drops of water in your sink?" be spoken with a mixture of confusion of anger
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Nov 27, 2014 18:23
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Pledging the floors so they look shiny, your corporal coming in and almost busting his head open. Yells at you to never to pledge the floor again. Next week different corporal, fails you for not pledging floor. Next week pledge floor and get rear end kicked from first corporal. WELCOME TO THE FLEET BOOT! ah good times.
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Nov 28, 2014 10:56
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Screenwriting class. Prof's feedback is in yellow.    
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Dec 6, 2014 11:43
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Explain to him how he is a dirty commie and he needs to hug a hand grenade for his country
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Dec 6, 2014 12:16
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MaxPowers posted:Explain to him how he is a dirty commie and he needs to hug a hand grenade for his country "Pashtun? Is that a real word?" "I don't know if it's a real word, ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx4NGQorzhM&t=7s
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Dec 6, 2014 12:26
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Stick in some dialogue where somebody has the concept of proper nouns explained to them. Have the explainee asked if he passed third grade.
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Dec 6, 2014 15:06
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Stick in some dialogue where somebody has the concept of proper nouns explained to them. If you're referring to a person as a "Marine" wouldn't it be lower case? Like, "The soldier picked up his rifle." or "The marine picked up his rifle." "The marines picked up their rifles". I honestly don't know. I always capitalize "Marine". But it's purely masturbatory.
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Dec 6, 2014 15:10
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I only capitalized soldier in official documents. Marine is more of an official title given the context, so I'd see it as a proper noun in the singular form. Probably wouldn't capitalize if it was plural.
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I guess some seals failed to save some hostages from alqueeeeeda, now everyones gunna blame obummer for killing people and the dudes dying. I say gently caress everyone, send in the god drat corps, let them send everyone to their makers.
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Dec 6, 2014 19:25
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If the only thing stopping military action anywhere in the world is a concern over dead Marines then that is stupid and dumb. Grunts never shut the gently caress up about wanting to kill people and I'm pretty sure it's not just bravado because not even a pile of child soldiers could redeem half of those retards in the eyes of their peers and they know it. edit: personally against boots on the ground, and personally for being fat and lazy instead of work-ups that end with 7 months of not killing people.
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I like to imagine the world is like Evil Genius. Where governments can just send groups of agents to different countries and kill everything they see. edit: I ment MARSOC not like a full deployment. Seals+MARSOC WHAT COULD GO WRONG!?
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meh. I think MEUs detouring to spend a few weeks in random exotic locales full of freedom fighters and terrorizers would go a long way towards keeping morale up and the enemies of freedoms on their toes.
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