smart tvs are bullshit

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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rotor posted:

twin peaks is still the best thing to have been on tv

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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newreply.php posted:

and pedophiles, obv

you already said single male engineers

and trek made money in the 1990s. at one point it was something like 60% of paramounts total revenue

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 20:42

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rotor posted:

Shelly was hotter imo

there was a lot of loveliness to go around

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 21:38

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Jonny 290 posted:

stop watching porn full of guys in imaginary animal skin coats

you first, jonny

you first

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 22:36

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PuTTY riot posted:

i watched a recording of an olympic water polo game w/ no broadcasters and holy poo poo it owned. u got to watch the pregame warmups and stuff and hear the natatorium announcer instead of some NBC idiot who doesn't know anything

dont get me started on oylmpic advertising and how hosed the olympics are

fifa and the ioc are in direct competition to see which can be more cartoonishly corrupt and evil

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 00:15

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rotor posted:

gonna be brutally honest here: I kinda do

rotor you are needed in the tech bubble thread there is discussion of california water policy and i know you have opinions on the matter

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 17:58

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Sniep posted:

the absolute cheapest one that still makes a 50% markup for the store since it's super crap garbage poo poo

hey now be fair

they can display things other than your posts

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 18:03

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Elder Postsman posted:

costco owns

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 21:52

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Smythe posted:

this is fail

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 22:56

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Blue Train posted:

I worked for Walmart years ago and about 3/4 of the "training" was them talking about how unions pretend to benefit workers but really gently caress them over and how you'd get fired for attempting to unionize. Also they made you do a little dance and cheer of the Walmart name. I worked 30 hours a week, six days with five hour shifts, just enough to be part time and not qualify for benefits. A previous job i had doing the same thing but in a unionised store paid 7.75 to start, Walmart paid 5.25. gently caress Walmart

but

but

corrupt union bosses

# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 23:42

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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premium tv has more or less swapped places with cinema. tv used to be the idiot box full of lowest common denominator formula crap, and the movies were where sophisticated "adult" fare could be found. thats almost completely reversed now. the wire, breaking bad, sopranos, mad men - what has hollywood produced to match those?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 16:58

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movies have gotten so terrible because 1) only young people go to movies (on dates or as something to do) and 2) the major markets for movies are now global which means movies have to be viable in asia and europe and latin america (hello shiny action and simple plots and ridiculous special effects, goodbye subtlety or cultural nuance)

# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 18:00

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imagine if, instead of a video stream, your tv just showed images of some dudes massively distended rectum and nothing else

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 03:19

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lmao the oakland raiders channel

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 03:20

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rotor posted:

I have no idea what ur tryin to say here

i have put that post through the pagancow-to-english translator and here is the result:

pagancow posted:

im gay

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 19:18

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Pissflaps posted:

I'm watching TV on my 720p Panasonic plasma and it looks great

what are you watching pissflaps?

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 23:26

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Pissflaps posted:

peep show series 6

pro-tier choice, pissflaps

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 23:30

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Pissflaps posted:

I spend about three hours a night every night with my daughter downstairs while her mum gets some sleep upstairs so I'm watching a lot of tv and movies atm

youre a good husband and father pissflaps

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 23:31