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16th century Chinese physician Li Shizhen described using fresh or fermented fecal products, also known as “yellow soup”, to treat severe diarrhea, fever, pain and constipation. Yellow Soup, also referred to as clostridium difficile bacterial colonic introduction, is a slurry or "smoothie" of fecal material (aka poop) obtained from an intestinally-healthy donor and administered through enema or other colonic introduction. Early documentation indicates that initial forms of treatment were inspired by gastronomically impaired Indian elephants who were observed anally entering the rectums of healthy elephants with their trunks and devouring the bacterially balanced manure found therein. |
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Nov 14, 2014 06:40
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jfc thank god for yogurt |
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Nov 14, 2014 06:43
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Nov 14, 2014 06:43
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WD-40 posted:16th century Chinese physician Li Shizhen described using fresh or fermented fecal products, also known as “yellow soup”, to treat severe diarrhea, fever, pain and constipation. love when history repeats itself, this is the hot "new" treatment for intestinal issues etc |
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Nov 14, 2014 06:43
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anna, do you take uncle phil to be your lawfully wedded husband? |
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Nov 14, 2014 06:49
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Monarchies rule, why did they ever go away? |
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Nov 14, 2014 06:51
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the scion of the spanish habsburgs (he drooled constantly and couldnt chew)
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Nov 14, 2014 07:00
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Maypoles are generally regarded as phallic symbols celebrating the arrival of the Anglo-Saxon season of Spring. What most people don't realize is the ribbons that are traditionally wrapped around the maypole actually harken back to the days when human sacrifices were offered to local Druidic fertility gods. Original maypoles were actually rough-hewn staffs erected after victorious battles. Prisoners of war were ritualistically disemboweled, whereafter their colons were attached to the top of the maypole via twine or nails, and the victim was led around the maypole by naturalist priests until they fell bled out and perished. lol? |
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Nov 14, 2014 07:02
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Nazi Germany notoriously experimented on detained Jewish and Polish twins, subjecting test victims to experimentation ranging from eye pigmention to intentional conjoinism. Famed conjoined twins Chang and Eng Bunker, deceased 1874, would most likely have been thoroughly disgusted by these medical atrocities, but unfortunately died 55 years before WWII began and were unable to express their outrage. |
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Nov 14, 2014 07:28
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this is pretty much the case of literally every monarch in europe to this day |
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Nov 14, 2014 13:11
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our current king found his wife through the non-royal bourgeoisie though, and our crown prince even went so far as to wed a pleb (with a child from a former relationship) |
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Nov 14, 2014 13:12
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Bwee posted:good thread |
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Nov 14, 2014 13:31
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WD-40 posted:16th century Chinese physician Li Shizhen described using fresh or fermented fecal products, also known as “yellow soup”, to treat severe diarrhea, fever, pain and constipation. Serious post but there's promising research in the treatment of clostridium difficile. Healthy fecal matter is introduced via enema into patients suffering from the disease and clostridium is gone within forty eight hours. so yeah this actually works! |
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Nov 14, 2014 13:58
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Gushing Granny posted:Serious post but there's promising research in the treatment of clostridium difficile. Healthy fecal matter is introduced via enema into patients suffering from the disease and clostridium is gone within forty eight hours. so yeah this actually works! will they have to synthesize the poopy bugs for fda approval? |
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Nov 14, 2014 14:13
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poo poo charlie yo family tree looks like a ball of twine, drat |
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Nov 14, 2014 15:47
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kissin' cousins. and aunts and uncles. |
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Nov 14, 2014 16:03
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WD-40 posted:Nazi Germany notoriously experimented on detained Jewish and Polish twins, subjecting test victims to experimentation ranging from eye pigmention to intentional conjoinism. Famed conjoined twins Chang and Eng Bunker, deceased 1874, would most likely have been thoroughly disgusted by these medical atrocities, but unfortunately died 55 years before WWII began and were unable to express their outrage. Chang and Eng were conjoined by a liver, it was discovered after their death, which is interesting cause Chang was a drunk (and an rear end in a top hat, and Eng was very quiet and nice). They both had separate wives, and spent 1 week at one household, where that person is "in charge" for the week and the other tried to keep "out of the way." Yes, they had sex with their wives during their respective weeks of being in charge. e: written from memory so i may have which was teh drunk rear end in a top hat mixed up also doctors said "we could probably separate you" and they didn't want to |
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Nov 14, 2014 16:50
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I am for real a historian and nobody knows about what I am about to write here because I am literally the first person to study it since it happened 350 years ago and I haven't published anything yet, but I learned to read 17th century Dutch and dug through the New York State archives and found this, so take my word for it. New Amsterdam was conquered by the English in 1664 who made it New York, but the Dutch managed to retain de facto power because they controlled the economy, and 10 years later a renegade Dutch fleet invaded New York without orders to do so with the help of the Dutch people there and appointed a lunatic named Anthony Colve as governor. Colve brought back the Dutch system of government and then went completely insane, getting super paranoid, forcing everyone to work like slaves to build defenses around the city, and installing a North Korean style Militaristic Dutch regime. If you were a soldier late to work he cut your hand off, if you were asleep on duty he cut you in half. If you had any money you had to give it to him. If he didn't like your house, he demolished it. If you wanted to leave the city or have a friend stay over you were first interrogated by his cronies, and then denied. The henchmen he appointed as police were drunks that went around the city attacking people with swords and never being prosecuted. When a messenger was sent to the city to say that it was given to the English by treaty, he strung up the messenger for 3 days and wrote "troublemaker" on his chest and had people pelt him with rotten food and stones, and then banned him from the city forever under penalty of death. The city council could not tame him. He was a madman, and devastated the city, and then suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth and the historical record, and control of the city reverted to the English as was ordained by treaties made in Europe. The New English rulers were super afraid and lax with their Dutch subjects, and the Dutch remained powerful in New York for nearly a century afterwards, spawning Roosevelts and Vanderbilts and Van Burens. I have not been able to find any information about Colve before or after his rule as governor; it seems that people made an effort to erase him from history, and it (almost) worked. But I've dug up these documents and it now falls on me to tell the world of this story. This is probably the wrong place to post this. quote:2. Whosoever shall have uttered any words tending to sedition, mutiny or disobedience, or heard them uttered without making them known to his officer, shall suffer death. twoday fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 16, 2014 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Dec 16, 2014 03:23
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that's pretty cool |
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Dec 16, 2014 03:38
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drat
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Dec 16, 2014 03:49
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the devil gotta party sometimes  COLVE FOR IK 2015
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Dec 16, 2014 03:54
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twoday posted:2. Whosoever shall have uttered any words tending to sedition, mutiny or disobedience, or heard them uttered without making them known to his officer, shall suffer death. can someone make these the byob rules please? |
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Dec 16, 2014 03:58
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twoday posted:I am for real a historian and nobody knows about what I am about to write here because I am literally the first person to study it since it happened 350 years ago and I haven't published anything yet, but I learned to read 17th century Dutch and dug through the New York State archives and found this, so take my word for it. This is cool as hell |
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Dec 16, 2014 03:58
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I'm thinking Escape from New York, 17th century style |
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Dec 16, 2014 04:01
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Hmm ok, not the reaction I was expecting in BYOB, but ok, cool, here, have a random edict from Colve where he gives 24 hours to evict everyone from the city who is not loyal to him:Anthony Colve, Governor of New Orange posted:"Whereas it is found that many strangers are daily passing in and out this city of New Also he renamed the city New Orange, which is pretty cool New Amsterdam > New York > New Orange > New York twoday fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Dec 16, 2014 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Dec 16, 2014 04:06
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nevermind, Charles II of Spain is gross "Charles did not learn to speak until the age of four nor to walk until eight, and was treated as virtually an infant until he was ten years old." twoday fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Dec 16, 2014 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Dec 16, 2014 04:31
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drat dude bad enough theyre cleaning you out on guilders but theyre making you go down to the beaver exchange for pelts too can you imagine how long it would take to catch 600 beavers
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Dec 16, 2014 04:40
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im assuming a 1:1 exchange rate between guilders and beavers
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Dec 16, 2014 04:41
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8 guilders per beaver then. Still, you have to kill 75 beavers, or try to talk indians into doing that for you even though you are a drunk (everyone there was a drunk) and have nothing to offer them because you want to keep what few european goods you have for yourself. Also, you don't know how to trap beavers and the Indians hate you and have been at war with you for 20 years.
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Dec 16, 2014 04:46
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WD-40 posted:drat dude bad enough theyre cleaning you out on guilders but theyre making you go down to the beaver exchange for pelts too twoday posted:8 guilders per beaver then. Still, you have to kill 75 beavers, or try to talk indians into doing that for you even though you are a drunk (everyone there was a drunk) and have nothing to offer them because you want to keep what few european goods you have for yourself. Also, you don't know how to trap beavers and the Indians hate you and have been at war with you for 20 years. that is why I hate fetch quests
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Dec 16, 2014 05:16
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history is loving nuts they say you should know history to not repeat history but like history is full of some sick twisted poo poo who wants to be associated with that?
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Dec 16, 2014 05:37
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Yeah it's pretty hosed up, I found all this Colve poo poo and I was thrilled because I stumbled upon something that hasn't been written about, which is your dream as a historian, but then I started reading these hosed up fragments and realizing that people tried to bury this history so that nobody would ever know it, and it got really dark really fast. Imagine things getting so crazy that afterwards everyone comes together and decides that they have to do everything in their power to erase this part of history. There's nothing about Colve or New Orange in any history books, but all the documents I read were written by desperate people in a time of war and extreme conditions, and they tried to bury it all so we wouldn't have to deal with it, but now I'm exhuming it, feels heavy
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Dec 16, 2014 05:43
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drat man I think you need to take that poo poo to your grave everyone in this thread needs to make a pact right now to never talk about twoday's experience with hosed up history, if you're lurking right now it;s important you post right at this very moment because A: posting is important and B: if you're reading this and not posting it's like you love history and hosed up poo poo and I don't think that's ice enough to be of standard here
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Dec 16, 2014 05:53
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twoday posted:Yeah it's pretty hosed up, I found all this Colve poo poo and I was thrilled because I stumbled upon something that hasn't been written about, which is your dream as a historian, but then I started reading these hosed up fragments and realizing that people tried to bury this history so that nobody would ever know it, and it got really dark really fast. Imagine things getting so crazy that afterwards everyone comes together and decides that they have to do everything in their power to erase this part of history. There's nothing about Colve or New Orange in any history books, but all the documents I read were written by desperate people in a time of war and extreme conditions, and they tried to bury it all so we wouldn't have to deal with it, but now I'm exhuming it, feels heavy a quick google shows COlve as Gov., but i guess the hidden part was what it was like under his rule? |
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Dec 16, 2014 06:01
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Kazvall posted:drat man I think you need to take that poo poo to your grave well drat dude now you put it like that
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Dec 16, 2014 06:01
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why does history troll us so hard
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Dec 16, 2014 06:03
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Hugh Malone posted:a quick google shows COlve as Gov., but i guess the hidden part was what it was like under his rule? try to find anything else about him on the internet other than the fact that he was the governor, I dare you. try to find out where he was born, when he died, anything. twoday fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Dec 16, 2014 DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Dec 16, 2014 06:21
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twoday posted:try to find anything else about him on the internet other than the fact that he was the governor, I dare you. try to find out where he was born, when he died, anything. im wasnt challenging u, just asking but yeah i bet he was a con artist and the Dutch gov't. were really embarassed about what happened or de devil trod 'pon de Eart |
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Dec 16, 2014 18:21
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twoday posted:Hmm ok, not the reaction I was expecting in BYOB wait what were we supposed to to? is it too late to change our reaction?
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