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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
How poopy was Abraham Lincoln's butt on the night of his assassination? Next on the History Channel.

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
To many urban Americans in the 1970’s, fighting their way through the traffic’s din and gagging on air heavy with exhaust fumes, the automobile is a major villain in the sad tale of atmospheric pollution. Yet they have forgotten, or rather never knew, that the predecessor of the auto was also a major polluter. The faithful, friendly horse was charged with creating the very problems today attributed to the automobile: air contaminants harmful to health, noxious odors, and noise. At the beginning of the twentieth century, in fact, writers in popular and scientific periodicals were decrying the pollution of the public streets and demanding “the banishment of the horse from American cities” in vigorous terms. The presence of 120,000 horses in New York City, wrote one 1908 authority for example, is “an economic burden, an affront to cleanliness, and I can hardly enforce the law with all this poopy everywhere. I chased a criminal and lost him in the poopy.” The solution to the problem, agreed the critics, was the adoption of the “horseless carriage.”

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