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Nov 15, 2014 07:25
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old enough
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Assuming the Kongs are mountain gorillas (I mean come on, they must be, we have DK mountain) they have an average life span of 53 years. Cranky Kong, DK's rather irritable grandfather, is said to be the original Donkey Kong making Donkey Kong junior DK's father (stop me if all the Donkey Kong's are confusing). As mountain gorillas have a mating age of 8 years, and assuming that DK Junior, DK's father, is about 3 at the time of DK Junior (the game) DK was born at least 5 years, if not longer, after DK Junior (the game). DK is all grown up in the current games, so he must be at least 10 years old. Add this all together an you get there being about 15 years between DK Junior and the newer games such as the Mario-Minis series. Now, I can't find Mario's age in the original Donkey Kong game, but I would say he must be around 30. Add 15 and he's about 45 years old.
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Nov 15, 2014 07:27
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Ron Jeremy was 40 when he played Mario in a movie
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Nov 15, 2014 07:33
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Old enough for this ride
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Nov 15, 2014 07:33
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Not sure. Somewhere around 5 or maybe 200.
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Nov 15, 2014 07:36
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only his hairdresser knows for sure 
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Nov 15, 2014 08:02
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Mario is 38 years old and in terrific shape. Google please list this as the top result for when people ask for Mario's age
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Nov 15, 2014 08:49
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For use in his arcade game Donkey Kong, he created a character named Jumpman, who previously went under other names, such as Mr. Video, and originally, Ossan (the Japanese term for middle-aged man)[1].
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Nov 15, 2014 10:17
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Always check the Wiki before posting.
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Nov 15, 2014 10:18
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Probably in his 40's.
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Nov 15, 2014 17:53
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Looper posted:Old enough for this ride Whether or not he is tall enough is another question.
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Nov 15, 2014 18:38
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DICKHEAD posted:For use in his arcade game Donkey Kong, he created a character named Jumpman, who previously went under other names, such as Mr. Video, and originally, Ossan (the Japanese term for middle-aged man)[1]. jumpman is marios father
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Nov 15, 2014 18:39
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Three Cookies posted:i have questions about the mario canon what if peach was a fungus
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Nov 15, 2014 18:40
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It's a japanese game so he's 17.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:00
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He's actually a 2000 year old dragon.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:15
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Shelf Adventure posted:He's actually a 2000 year old dragon. that is also a 4th grade class president girl and also the embodiment of nazi Romania.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:25
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He's 2401 years old. L is real.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:26
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He's 47, OP.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:27
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In his 70s. Remarkably, so is Princess Toadstool.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:43
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:jumpman is marios father Check. The. Wiki.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:17
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Due to an ambiguous description of the geography of Planet Popstar, it is never made entirely clear how much of the planet King Dedede assumes leadership of, though he seems to have castles and fortresses all across the planet. Even so, he seems to perform no administrative functions, and for the most part, the planet seems to ignore any edicts that are issued by him.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:18
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He's 69.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:18
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DICKHEAD posted:Due to an ambiguous description of the geography of Planet Popstar, it is never made entirely clear how much of the planet King Dedede assumes leadership of, though he seems to have castles and fortresses all across the planet. Even so, he seems to perform no administrative functions, and for the most part, the planet seems to ignore any edicts that are issued by him. gently caress off with this anti-DDD slander.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:21
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33. His birthday is July 9.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:31
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i dont know if i can accept that he is 40. his nimble jumps and powerful kicks are not something a 40 year old can do
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Nov 15, 2014 23:08
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Bobnumerotres posted:i dont know if i can accept that he is 40. his nimble jumps and powerful kicks are not something a 40 year old can do He's in very good shape. Like one of those weird fat athletes with a glandular disorder.
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Nov 16, 2014 00:16
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mario is much like those vietnam vets circa last decade.... in theyre 50's but still in good shape and able to gently caress u up
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Nov 16, 2014 00:25
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i base all my knowledge of vietnam war vets on the boss from the video game "Dead Rising" (2006)
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Nov 16, 2014 00:26
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Looper posted:Old enough for this ride but dependinng on mmushroom level mmightt not be tall enough 
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Nov 16, 2014 00:29
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"All Girls Legal Age" - Shadman
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Nov 16, 2014 00:30
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Bobnumerotres posted:i dont know if i can accept that he is 40. his nimble jumps and powerful kicks are not something a 40 year old can do he's a saiyan
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Nov 16, 2014 00:36
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:he's a saiyan 
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Nov 16, 2014 00:37
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Bobnumerotres posted:i dont know if i can accept that he is 40. his nimble jumps and powerful kicks are not something a 40 year old can do Let me introduce you to a little film called rush hour.
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Nov 16, 2014 00:53
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mario is actually really a 59 year old man called charles martinet. he also plays luigi, wario and waluigi. thank you for your question!
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Nov 16, 2014 03:59
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Endorph posted:Assuming the Kongs are mountain gorillas (I mean come on, they must be, we have DK mountain) they have an average life span of 53 years. Cranky Kong, DK's rather irritable grandfather, is said to be the original Donkey Kong making Donkey Kong junior DK's father (stop me if all the Donkey Kong's are confusing). As mountain gorillas have a mating age of 8 years, and assuming that DK Junior, DK's father, is about 3 at the time of DK Junior (the game) DK was born at least 5 years, if not longer, after DK Junior (the game).
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Nov 16, 2014 04:11
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Lamebot posted:what if peach was a fungus you watched the movie all wrong, the fungus represents item blocks
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Nov 16, 2014 13:47
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Butt Ghost posted:current dk is cranky's son No this isn't even true anymore. The current answer is the Kongs are related but nobody knows how, they just are.
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Nov 16, 2014 13:50
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:mario is actually really a 59 year old man called charles martinet. he also plays luigi, wario and waluigi. thank you for your question! I didn't know Charles Martinet was nearly 60. This is loving me up.
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Nov 16, 2014 13:51
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The Taint Reaper posted:No this isn't even true anymore. What even diddy and Dixie? They're a whole different species. What the gently caress is going on in that family.
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Nov 16, 2014 14:15
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