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King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Here are my old submissions as well as my Top 10 Holiday countdown.







I'm hoping to crank something new out soon. Personally "Why can't you be real santa" is my favorite because i recorded it at my desk at my old job. My assistant thought I was crazy.

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

King Lou posted:

Here are my old submissions as well as my Top 10 Holiday countdown.







I'm hoping to crank something new out soon. Personally "Why can't you be real santa" is my favorite because i recorded it at my desk at my old job. My assistant thought I was crazy.

Don't forget your first song about the kid who got socks while his brother got cool stuff!

Johnny Setlist
Aug 19, 2010
Huzzah! Christmas music of the best kind! I always submit way too late, so just in case I don't get into the mix on time (oh, how I will endeavour!), here's some cuts from the past few years. Needless to say I take the creation of festive music a little seriously, but if I can bum everyone out, or make them sing the most inane chorus they'll hear all year, then my work is done.





King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Don't forget your first song about the kid who got socks while his brother got cool stuff!

Oh man! I TOTALLY forgot about that one and now I can't find it! Weird!

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001
Going to work on my submission tonight later in the weekend. I've been waiting for this all year!

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I found the missing xmas song.



The saxaphone & piano are so great on this track.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
hey these are good good times

Atma fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Nov 22, 2014

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

CaptainYesterday posted:

I chose to use BitTorrent since it's a gig and a half in size.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4DAA2430EC3A9C7D00900048179C6B8E92E35B2F&dn=Goon%20Christmas%202009-2013&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.publicbt.com%3a80%2fannounce

This torrent is legit and has 4 heroic seeders

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 247 days!)

Scudworth posted:

This torrent is legit and has 4 heroic seeders

Seeding at least twice as long as your sister. :smugbert: three minutes

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
I felt like trying my hands at one of these, so here is a
NEW :siren: SUBMISSION :siren:
Ripped from the top pop charts of today, it's Presents (Makin' Toys)



code:
I eat my dinner in the workshop
Then I go to elf clubs
Watching tiny people gettin' it on
I decorate with holly
If anything I'm jolly
Yeah, I've been around and I've seen it all

In your home, I got the munchies
Binge on sugar cookies
Gulp down all the milk
Then up the chimney
And I drank up all the eggnog
Cheeks are kind of rosey

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Pick up reindeer at the stables
How I spend my nighttime
Give them magic dust,
Make them soar the sky
Oh, make it fast and breezy
I'm numb because it’s freezing

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho


Staying in my sleigh pretend
Christmas eve ain't got no end
Ho
Going right down Santa Claus Lane
Bells that jingle all the way
Ho

Staying in my sleigh pretend
Christmas eve ain't got no end
Ho
Going right down Santa Claus Lane
Bells that jingle all the way

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Parody of "Habits" by Tove Lo

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Nov 22, 2014

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
Downloaded the torrent just to seed it, I have a fast upload speed and unlimited bandwith. :smug:


Here are all of my previous submissions.

[2010] Paul McCartney & Wings - Wonderful Christmas Time [mashed up with] Notorious B.I.G. - Come On


[2012] Mavis Staples - Christmas Vacation (Tokit Trap Remix)


[2012] Alvin and the Chipmunks - Sleigh Ride (Tokit Trap Remix)


[2013] The Smurfs - Last Christmas .feat DMX (Tokit Trap Remix)



I've made two more lovely trap remixes for this year, but I'm not done with them yet. I'll post them in the next week or two.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

I Greyhound posted:

I felt like trying my hands at one of these, so here is a
NEW :siren: SUBMISSION :siren:
Ripped from the top pop charts of today, it's Presents (Makin' Toys)




Holy poo poo

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

I Greyhound posted:

I felt like trying my hands at one of these, so here is a
NEW :siren: SUBMISSION :siren:
Ripped from the top pop charts of today, it's Presents (Makin' Toys)



code:
I eat my dinner in the workshop
Then I go to elf clubs
Watching tiny people gettin' it on
I decorate with holly
If anything I'm jolly
Yeah, I've been around and I've seen it all

In your home, I got the munchies
Binge on sugar cookies
Gulp down all the milk
Then up the chimney
And I drank up all the eggnog
Cheeks are kind of rosey

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Pick up reindeer at the stables
How I spend my nighttime
Give them magic dust,
Make them soar the sky
Oh, make it fast and breezy
I'm numb because it’s freezing

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho


Staying in my sleigh pretend
Christmas eve ain't got no end
Ho
Going right down Santa Claus Lane
Bells that jingle all the way
Ho

Staying in my sleigh pretend
Christmas eve ain't got no end
Ho
Going right down Santa Claus Lane
Bells that jingle all the way

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Parody of "Habits" by Tove Lo

hahaha

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

I Greyhound posted:

I felt like trying my hands at one of these, so here is a
NEW :siren: SUBMISSION :siren:
Ripped from the top pop charts of today, it's Presents (Makin' Toys)


This is amazing.

Tomorrow I should have a song recorded. I have another one planned as well, but it's a duet and I'll have to track somebody down to do the Santa vocals.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Tokit posted:

Here are all of my previous submissions.

[2010] Paul McCartney & Wings - Wonderful Christmas Time [mashed up with] Notorious B.I.G. - Come On


[2012] Mavis Staples - Christmas Vacation (Tokit Trap Remix)


[2012] Alvin and the Chipmunks - Sleigh Ride (Tokit Trap Remix)


[2013] The Smurfs - Last Christmas .feat DMX (Tokit Trap Remix)



I've made two more lovely trap remixes for this year, but I'm not done with them yet. I'll post them in the next week or two.

These are the best.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i would like to volunteer my services a a professional santa vocalist. i have a hearty and deep chortle that has been known to rosy many a lass' cheeks

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
nvm

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I just downloaded the 2009 albums for the first time and holy :lol: this is awesome. Thank you, goons who think seeding this stuff to strangers a good use for their bandwidth.

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Naxuz posted:

I just downloaded the 2009 albums for the first time and holy :lol: this is awesome. Thank you, goons who think seeding this stuff to strangers a good use for their bandwidth.

2009 was my favorite year, but every year has horribly fantastic gems that I just can't get out of my head. I can't wait to hear this year's earworm(s).

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Goon Christmas album is the best time of the year.

Thanks for starting this again!

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

soupcan58 posted:

2009 was my favorite year, but every year has horribly fantastic gems that I just can't get out of my head. I can't wait to hear this year's earworm(s).

agreed, 2009 was the best because that was the one year everybody tried to make bad but believable Christmas earworms instead of doing Christmas-themed filk

TipsyMc
Sep 5, 2004

I visited BYOB and all I got was this lousy avatar
This one is still the best...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTsbvGEK68

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
It's no Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

...of SCIENCE! posted:

agreed, 2009 was the best because that was the one year everybody tried to make bad but believable Christmas earworms instead of doing Christmas-themed filk

Agreed. Christmas songs with WA WA WA WACKY Haha random lyrics is a lot less funny in execution than songs you can hopefully fake your family out with

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 247 days!)

Literally The Worst posted:

It's no Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time

Oh, you mean this? Sorry, I didn't keep the six minute version. Personally, I really liked this one.

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Nov 24, 2014

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I finally thought of what I can do, but I'll need somebody to help me with the music: An Over the Top Christmas. It would be a soundalike/parody of Meet Me Halfway by Kenny Loggins about an arm-wresling trucker trying to make it home for Christmas. I wonder how hard it would be for somebody to do jingle bells in place of the horn in the "Driving a sleigh/[FANFARE]/Across the sky!" hook.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
code:
Well, I woke up Christmas morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the goose I had for breakfast wasn't bad
And I had eggnog for dessert
Then I fumbled in my stocking through the coals
And found a pack of dime store razors
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
Stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

I'd smoked my mind on Christmas eve
With candy canes and carols that I'd been pickin'
But I ate my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a present he’d been given
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Christmas smell of someone shipin’ Grapefruit
And oh it took me back to somethin'
That I'd lost somewhere, somehow along the way

[Chorus]
On a Christmas morning sidewalk
I'm wishing, Lord, that there was snow
'Cause there's something in a Christmas
That makes a body feel alone
And there’s nothin' short of dyin'
As half as lonesome as the sound
Of a sleepin' winter sidewalk
And Christmas morning coming down

In the park, I saw St. Nicolas
With a laughing little elf who was a helping
And I stopped beside a Christmas tree
And heard the bad kids empty-handed, yelping
Then I headed down the streets
And somewhere far away reindeer’s bells were ringing
And they echoed through the tinsel
Like the disappearing man upon his sleigh

[Chorus]
On a Christmas morning sidewalk
I'm wishing, Lord, that there was snow
'Cause there's something in a Christmas
That makes a body feel alone
And there’s nothin' short of dyin'
As half as lonesome as the sound
Of a sleepin' winter sidewalk
And Christmas morning coming down

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
Hell to the yes!

I've got a few ideas but I doubt I'm going to be able to top this from last year.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



give me dinker balls or die

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 247 days!)


Always a good followup.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
SUBMISSION


I made this for you because I love all of you

(Sax played by me, except I lost three fingers in March, so I'm not really very good anymore! :thumbsup:)

edit: This song has Bonus Audio for headphone users, but it is not a requirement.

Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Nov 24, 2014

onionmaster
Oct 11, 2012
I contributed three songs last year (as well as the cover that was gone with):

quote:

Christmas Man http://tindeck.com/listen/clfu,
Lobotomy Christmas http://tindeck.com/listen/pzrb
HoHoHobo Dance Mix http://tindeck.com/listen/mvki)

So I was looking forward to contributing this year. I did the music myself, having come up with something that IMO sounds wintery and synthpop/R&Bish. Lyrically, I decided to go with the computer and absurd lyrics because it seems to convey the humor better.

The song is about a guy who decides he is a dog and has a backstreet operation to 'become' one, and his first Christmas as a dog, and the reaction of those around him. It was supposed to have more lyrics talking about Christmas, but FL Studio kept locking up so I just ended it where it was.

SUBMISSION




Lyrics:

I was once human, just like you
But started a life anew
I insisted people refer to me with species-specific pronouns
Like “rover”, “good boy” and “dog”

My tail starts a wagging
When Christmas day comes
Because I am a dog
I hide under the table
Eating the crumbs
Because I am a dog

Oooh oooh oooh eh
Ee ah oooh ah eh

My first Christmas since I had the operation to become a dog
My family sit silently, they find it so odd
It took a while to find the right doctor
But I managed to find one through my crack dealer

My tail starts a wagging
When Christmas day comes
Because I am a dog
I hide under the table
Eating the crumbs
Because I am a dog

My tail starts a wagging
When Christmas day comes
Because I am a dog
I hide under the table
Eating the crumbs
Because I am a dog

People look at me in the street like I'm crazy
I am frequently arrested for public nudity
I don't have to wear clothes because I am a dog
The police laugh and I have to pay the fine

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

This is still the thing I'm the most proud of, don't know about jennyinstereo:

http://tindeck.com/listen/xvok

Von Bek
May 4, 2006

Lifepuzzler posted:

SUBMISSION

(Sax played by me, except I lost three fingers in March, so I'm not really very good anymore! :thumbsup:)



gently caress, really? How'd that happen?

(Song is a total horror show btw, awesome)

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem
So it might be a little early in the thread for collaboration asks, but are there any women in here who are willing to help me out on a ~top sekret~ collab? Pm me or something.

HodjasBitch
Apr 24, 2003

Too bad you revealed what a huge asshole you are so early in the game.....I woulda put out.
Fun Shoe

Lifepuzzler posted:

SUBMISSION


I made this for you because I love all of you

(Sax played by me, except I lost three fingers in March, so I'm not really very good anymore! :thumbsup:)

edit: This song has Bonus Audio for headphone users, but it is not a requirement.

Those three fingers got all up inside me and found my Christmas cheer. :allears:

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

SUBMISSION


Shouldn't a done it. It's supposed to be a season of joy.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 247 days!)

Grammarchist posted:

Shouldn't a done it. It's supposed to be a season of joy.

I think you gonna have to have sommadem christmas pertaters.

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onionmaster
Oct 11, 2012
The Cups are a project where I do production and a friend does vocals. We came up with something suitably tasteless.

Submission:



Edit: And here's the chopped and screwed mix, for all you bustas:

onionmaster fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Nov 25, 2014

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