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onionmaster posted:I contributed three songs last year (as well as the cover that was gone with): That's me! I'm the Aaron Schubert in that song! Oh hey same thing as last year, I can sing in a few different style voices (80s [hair band metal, new wave, pop], operetta [Colm Wilkinson or Terrance Mann], Bowie-ish, Tuvan, and a bit of polyphonic). I can also do voice work if someone wants a bad song sung by Barney the Dinosaur, Skeletor, Meatwad, Kermit or someone else that I'm not going to take the time to list. So if you have music and/or lyrics that you want covered just PM me or ask in the thread and I'll record something special. I have new equipment this year so everything should actually sound close to something! E: I just listened to onionmaster's remix for the first time since last year. It's so horrible it cracks me up. Here's an idea for this year folks, maybe take video of people as you play the songs in the background of your holiday feasts. I'd like to see the reactions from people as they start to realize what they are listening to. An Ounce of Gold fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Nov 25, 2014 |
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Nov 25, 2014 16:41
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a starwar betamax posted:i would like to volunteer my services a a professional santa vocalist. i have a hearty and deep chortle that has been known to rosy many a lass' cheeks I can attest to this having seen the vids your 'tube. someone collaborate with this man to make a FRNDCHAT christmas carol
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Nov 25, 2014 18:33
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An Ounce of Gold posted:That's me! I'm the Aaron Schubert in that song! Oh hey same thing as last year, I can sing in a few different style voices (80s [hair band metal, new wave, pop], operetta [Colm Wilkinson or Terrance Mann], Bowie-ish, Tuvan, and a bit of polyphonic). I can also do voice work if someone wants a bad song sung by Barney the Dinosaur, Skeletor, Meatwad, Kermit or someone else that I'm not going to take the time to list. We'll have to get a collab done. I don't have a platinum account (yet) so can't PM you (I was unaware that was restricted until today) Just off the top of my head. How about a charity song to raise awareness of misandry, sung by an guy in maximum security prison? Rapped by Jar Jar Binks, over the below tune (with sleighbells added), with an operatic metal chorus, and with a screamed breakdown towards the end. I can't think of a more horrible combination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-WoM_4wERw " Christmas in prison is no fun They took away my fedora And my beard, and my arms Oh the humanity Chorus: So spare a thought for me And the cause against misandry Doing 25 to life for a crime i didn't commit I swear officer, she asked for it When women go for jocks They don't complain Just because I'm a nice guy They cause me this pain No presents around the tree No turkey for me I have to share the prison With people who are beneath me Repeat Chorus " You could improvise the rest of the lyrics, or someone else could come up with them. I'm sure it could be even worse.
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Nov 25, 2014 19:21
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onionmaster posted:We'll have to get a collab done. I don't have a platinum account (yet) so can't PM you (I was unaware that was restricted until today) Last year I tried to make "Baby It's Cold Outside" even more date-rapey and MRAish than it already is. Maybe you could succeed where I failed.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:42
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Last year I tried to make "Baby It's Cold Outside" even more date-rapey and MRAish than it already is. Maybe you could succeed where I failed. That would be a good one to work on with Aaron, although The Cups specialize in that sort of thing - you should hear our version of Ain't No Mountain High Enough, which makes the lyrics sound like the ramblings of a desperate stalker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1LO1kHtS7c
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Nov 25, 2014 21:53
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Von Bek posted:gently caress, really? How'd that happen? 500 lb MRAP door slamming open and shut while I desperately tried to keep it closed as the vehicle came to a stop after some crazy mechanical failure caused it to go out of control. Merry Christmas to me though, because I get creepy realistic looking prosthetics that I can pop off with my mouth and spit at children.
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Nov 25, 2014 22:34
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 SUBMISSION Since we can never have enough recent pop-hits parodies about Santa Claus, I whipped up this thing today. Also, I am physically incapable of doing a Santa voice  Also, Youtube version. UZworm fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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Nov 26, 2014 05:29
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Hands down, the truly funniest thing to ever come out of these compilations is O Holy Mouthpiece.
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Nov 26, 2014 06:51
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Hands down, the truly funniest thing to ever come out of these compilations is O Holy Mouthpiece. I have been reduced to severe physical discomfort through laughter by several goon Christmas efforts, but this is right up there.
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Nov 26, 2014 12:02
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Von Bek posted:I have been reduced to severe physical discomfort through laughter by several goon Christmas efforts, but this is right up there. I'll be honest, most, if not all of the goon Christmas music incites nothing more than a 'heh' out of me, and that's only on my first listen. Don't get me wrong, I could love a track someone did without actually laughing at it, but still appreciating it. O holy Mouthpiece gets true, genuine laughter every single time.
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Nov 26, 2014 12:15
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Hands down, the truly funniest thing to ever come out of these compilations is O Holy Mouthpiece. I dunno, I enjoyed carol of the horns myself. But yes O holy mouthpiece is one of the funniest ones.
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Nov 26, 2014 14:56
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'll be honest, most, if not all of the goon Christmas music incites nothing more than a 'heh' out of me, and that's only on my first listen. Don't get me wrong, I could love a track someone did without actually laughing at it, but still appreciating it. Some of them also need time for the true horror to unfold. I forget the exact title, but one of the best early ones consisted of little else than "Ho ho ho it's Christmas time" (maybe that's the title?) for about 9 minutes of relentless, crushing festivity. And then there's We Wish You An Adequate Festive Period. By the time you get through those you reach a kind of desperate hysteria. Someone did one last year too that the same kind of feel, something like "Christmas in Hell" which by the end turned into this grim, cacophonous synthetic chime chorus and the goon in question shrieking "Christmas in heeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeelllll" over and over again. Just glorious.
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Nov 26, 2014 16:33
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NuclearPotato posted:
It's probably for the best, by the time it ended I could've sworn I heard a voice telling me to commit murder.
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Nov 26, 2014 16:40
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Von Bek posted:Some of them also need time for the true horror to unfold. I forget the exact title, but one of the best early ones consisted of little else than "Ho ho ho it's Christmas time" (maybe that's the title?) You mean the one embedded as a YouTube video right in the OP? Right there?
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Nov 26, 2014 17:12
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Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time is a modern classic that should be preserved in some sort of.... musuem?
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Nov 26, 2014 17:50
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Another favorite from last year that no one but goons will care about or understand.
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Nov 27, 2014 01:02
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this one gets me every time
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Nov 27, 2014 01:07
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This is a good one from... last year? A little overlooked I think.
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Nov 27, 2014 02:11
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J.theYellow posted:Another favorite from last year that no one but goons will care about or understand. You have no idea how hard it was to convince my co-vocalist to do this. "There's a guy on the Internet... well, have you heard of Kickstarter? Never mind, trust me, other people will get the lyrics."
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Nov 27, 2014 03:49
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ok ive recorded another vocal only track... ill upload it here in a minute. it is very melodic and catchy
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Nov 27, 2014 04:04
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raditts posted:It's probably for the best, by the time it ended I could've sworn I heard a voice telling me to commit murder. Fun fact: I tried a couple more songs after that one and they rendered fine(ish), so the brevity of that remix was Wub Machine taking one look at the file and going "No way in hell am I looping this for six minutes."  Seeing this out another idea into my head, which I'll try to work on this weekend if my computer stops melting down.
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Nov 27, 2014 23:21
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I'm hopefully gonna get some strings tomorrow and then I can start cooking up something. It'll hopefully hold up to the abomination I rushed out last year.
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Nov 28, 2014 00:58
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Well, here is a thing I like to call "House Of The Red-Nosed Reindeer" SUBMISSION 
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Nov 28, 2014 01:19
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Since it's unlikely that Jennyinstereo will be making an appearance this year, I've decided to post one of her classic tracks. Enjoy! This is Jennyinstereo with her rendition of "I Got a Feeling (About Christmas)" 
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Nov 28, 2014 03:25
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Less re-posting of classics and more creating of original content means a better album this year...
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Nov 28, 2014 03:33
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I Greyhound posted:After six years, I finally have inspiration and the means to have a A few pages late, but if "Christmas Shoes" could become a hit, I'm sure this could get decent airplay on adult contemporary stations if you had the right connections.
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Nov 28, 2014 03:42
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I whipped up a these pieces of poo poo for a quick SUBMISSION   Maybe I will make something closer to an actual song later.
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Nov 28, 2014 04:15
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 I absolutely love this.Also, listening again I realized my song above had a few mixing issues so I've got a slightly altered new version up on Tindeck and Youtube. UZworm fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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Nov 28, 2014 04:19
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DeathTongue posted:Well, here is a thing I like to call "House Of The Red-Nosed Reindeer" Quite nice.
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Nov 28, 2014 05:27
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This was awe-inspiring.
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Nov 28, 2014 13:40
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i hope i end up on the cd
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Nov 28, 2014 18:39
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Nov 28, 2014 20:22
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UraniumArc posted:I whipped up a these pieces of poo poo for a quick SUBMISSION You are a hero. Also, here are my three favorite tracks from past years (besides Lou's Give Me Some Nog). I don't think anybody has posted them yet.   
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Nov 29, 2014 00:22
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Grammarchist posted:SUBMISSION  Had me laughing way too hard. Mmhhh. UraniumArc posted:I whipped up a these pieces of poo poo for a quick SUBMISSION This too. The BIRDS! Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Nov 29, 2014 |
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Nov 29, 2014 04:02
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Just whipped up this short little ditty/fresh P.O.S. a few minutes ago
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Nov 30, 2014 05:13
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I love the Nog song King Lou
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Nov 30, 2014 06:21
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Jalleyfish posted:Just whipped up this short little ditty/fresh P.O.S. a few minutes ago Sounds like something from A Space Quest Christmas
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Nov 30, 2014 07:54
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Is there any way to listen to these on an iPhone or iPad? I'm on a 16 hour drive with my wife and would love to be able to share the festive spirit of goons.  Last year oh holy mouthpiece almost caused a wreck but tindeck is being a butt this year.
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Nov 30, 2014 14:44
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Fifteen of Many posted:Is there any way to listen to these on an iPhone or iPad? I'm on a 16 hour drive with my wife and would love to be able to share the festive spirit of goons. Download the torrent.
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