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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > A Something Awful Christmas VI - This shit is COMPLIZZAY!
 
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Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

sorry in advance for your thread dying because gbs doesnt make content anymore op
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Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

I Greyhound posted:

I felt like trying my hands at one of these, so here is a
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Ripped from the top pop charts of today, it's Presents (Makin' Toys)



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I eat my dinner in the workshop
Then I go to elf clubs
Watching tiny people gettin' it on
I decorate with holly
If anything I'm jolly
Yeah, I've been around and I've seen it all

In your home, I got the munchies
Binge on sugar cookies
Gulp down all the milk
Then up the chimney
And I drank up all the eggnog
Cheeks are kind of rosey

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Pick up reindeer at the stables
How I spend my nighttime
Give them magic dust,
Make them soar the sky
Oh, make it fast and breezy
I'm numb because it’s freezing

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho


Staying in my sleigh pretend
Christmas eve ain't got no end
Ho
Going right down Santa Claus Lane
Bells that jingle all the way
Ho

Staying in my sleigh pretend
Christmas eve ain't got no end
Ho
Going right down Santa Claus Lane
Bells that jingle all the way

Winter and I gotta make
toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Toys all the time
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Spend Christmas day locked in a sleigh
Traveling all the way 
Around the world
Gotta make toys all my life
To give to all the kids
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Parody of "Habits" by Tove Lo

hahaha

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Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

soupcan58 posted:

2009 was my favorite year, but every year has horribly fantastic gems that I just can't get out of my head. I can't wait to hear this year's earworm(s).

agreed, 2009 was the best because that was the one year everybody tried to make bad but believable Christmas earworms instead of doing Christmas-themed filk

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