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Grittybeard posted:Well it's been two years (or will be), but really Norv has had enough chances that he probably shouldn't be on anyone's radar other than as an OC. Dear Santa, Please send Norv to the Niners when Harbaugh leaves. Thanks, Chiche P.s. I also want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
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Spoeank posted:An offensive coordinator who knows how to coordinate the loving offense not just loop players around the backfield like a bunch of goobers. We are two sides of the same coin. Now that Harvin is gone, however, it's less about looping guys around in the backfield and more about a quick WR screen out of a goofy trips alignment 4 yards behind the LOS. All this happens while Lynch cries a single tear on the sideline cause empty backfield on third and one, homie. Watching a fade go to a 5'10" WR is like staring into the abyss. Really though: OC, WR (6'2"+), DL (DT specifically)
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Chichevache posted:P.s. I also want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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^^^ Schwack posted:We are two sides of the same coin. Fades to short receivers were just fine when it was Tate, who was at least made in the mold of Steve Smith. Baldwin and Richardson are not Tate and never will be and lobbing it up to them is just not working out. Baldwin is more like Stevie Johnson in that he is great at improvising and getting open when a play is breaking down. Let him do his thing and Wilson will find him while scrambling. Kearse is a lot like the passengers in Snowpiercer, because he doesn't have loving hands.
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Well, Jameis for one. But barring that, I'd really like the Pats to exit the playoffs in humiliating fashion. Or any fashion that doesn't involve a Super Bowl.
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Schwack posted:We are two sides of the same coin. I would put "replace turnstiles with offensive lineman" ahead of another defensive player for you guys. A real #1 receiver that isn't a gimmick for Wilson's scramble for 15 seconds then throw a 50 yard bomb would be horrifying, though.
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I don't think there is a 49er fan that exists that doesn't want a new offensive coordinator under the tree this year. Step up your game Roman.
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Schwack posted:We are two sides of the same coin. Have they really been doing this? I mean, even if you'd made up your mind to pass on that down and distance, wouldn't you at least keep Lynch in there to present the threat of the run and take some heat off of your scrap heap receivers? 
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Santa, sorry for booing you when I was -16 years old. If you can forgive me, can the Eagles please have all the DBs?
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Honestly I'd take a winning season. I don't wanna be greedy
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aBagorn posted:Santa, sorry for booing you when I was -16 years old. If you can forgive me, can the Eagles please have all the DBs? gently caress the Eagles, you guys snatched away Nnamdi Asomugha from the Jets at the final minute in 2011 then proceeded to ruin his career. I could have only imagined how amazing the Jets defense would have been with Revis and Asomugha in their primes with the rest of the team, we would have been blitzing 7-8 every play and Ryan would have died on the field due to blood loss from a never ending erection.
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Dear Santa please bring the Saints some competent DBs and help Sean Payton pull his head out of his rear end.
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:Dear Santa please bring the Saints some competent DBs and help Sean Payton pull his head out of his rear end. Payton looks like the Grinch, so Christmas will never happen in NO.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Honestly I'd take a winning season. I don't wanna be greedy Oh god you were one of those kids that asked Santa for world peace or some other bullshit weren't you?
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swickles posted:Oh god you were one of those kids that asked Santa for world peace or some other bullshit weren't you? I think this is the meanest thing said about the Dolphins in ages. 
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I just want some team to be as stupid as Washington when we get the #1 overall pick and trade down. ...and a right tackle and right guard.
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Quiet Feet posted:Have they really been doing this? I mean, even if you'd made up your mind to pass on that down and distance, wouldn't you at least keep Lynch in there to present the threat of the run and take some heat off of your scrap heap receivers? Yes. Bevell has, on several occasions, come up with empty backfields on third and short. It is very stupid.
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Schwack posted:Yes. Bevell has, on several occasions, come up with empty backfields on third and short. It is very stupid. 
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i'd like an interesting team from the afc to go to the superbowl
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Wall Balls posted:i'd like an interesting team from the afc to go to the superbowl Chiefs it is.
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dear santa i have asked for a better team for 10 years and have gotten nothing all i ask is that you go gently caress yourself gently caress you, ostentatious
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Ostentatious posted:dear santa You'd think you all would have gotten the hint when he left a hunk of Pole in your stocking 14 years ago.
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No Butt Stuff posted:Chiefs it is. Interesting, not boring
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Wall Balls posted:i'd like an interesting team from the afc to go to the superbowl Hoyermania is gonna run wild on the NFC champions brother.
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To somehow win the NFC South with an atrocious record and win at least one playoff game in the dome. Then it's all gravy from there.
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A new DC, a new Special Teams Coordinator, Devin Hester from 2006, Defense from 2006. And some sort of psychological treatment that makes Jay Cutler throw less interceptions at only slightly less horrible times than Tony Romo.
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morten andersen in the hall
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swickles posted:Oh god you were one of those kids that asked Santa for world peace or some other bullshit weren't you? Yeah right I would always ask for dirtbikes or awesome video consoles or paintball guns You know, poo poo realistic compared to miami actually going over .500
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Dear Santa, here is my Christmas list. If it isn't fulfilled correctly, people (Cam Newton) may die. -No more wins please. This team is a dumpster fire and our owner needs to realize that and cut bait where appropriate. Wins don't really help this. -Ron Rivera needs to be fired. I know Santa, 2013 Coach of the Year, but that poo poo is meaningless. He's turned back into a pumpkin and his poor decision making has led this season to at least two losses by itself. He makes me sad. His challenges make me sad. His clock and game management both make me sad. Please Santa, make the bad man stop making me sad. -Mike Shula should go too. His offense is the worst. Just... the worst. -Once these guys are gone, the new choice of coach is clear. Please, Santa, put a Gus Malzahn under the tree on Christmas. You can choose the offensive coordinator, but all the Panthers fans I know are hard on the Gus Bus. No more of this defensive coordinator poo poo. I want a guy that is proven to make players like Cam a winner. -I would like Amari Cooper and an o-lineman in the draft and another OT in free agency. -I would like Cam to get his confidence back by having an offensive line that is at least as skilled as the one he had in 2013. Hopefully it's eventually better, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Thank you Santa, Sincerely, zimbo
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I would like the Packers to have a really really lovely, hopeless quarterback situation or at least a non-hall-of-famer before I die.
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How 'bout a playoff win. The worst thing about the Bengals WC woes is my Birthday is January 7th. the 2005 and 2009 teams had the good manners to ruin the day AFTER my birthday, but the 2011, 12 and 13 teams (with varying precision) absolutely destroyed my birthdays. It wouldn't be so bad at home but in Korea where - at best- I knew a few people for a year or so it was always utterly depressing. On at least one of those games I had to go to 8 hours of teaching children almost immediately after the game, since they were in the middle of the night and one was around 2 AM Monday morning. And as the final insult you can add the fact that they've had the lead at some point every game and then fell apart in the second half every game. First halves: CIN-OPP 10-17 7-9 10-7 27-33 Second halves: 0-14 6-10 0-20 6-44 24 years and counting. 
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1. 18-1 2. Super Bowl winning QB Drew Stanton 3. Super Bowl MVP Patrick Peterson Also I want a healthy Nick Foles and a new QB for the Texans...is Mallett the answer??? (probably not).
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I'd like to see the Bears have a defense that does well against more than just Geno Smith and Teddy Bridgewater.
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dear santa, bevell's head on a pike and a bottle of some 25+ year single malt scotch or irish whiskey love, wheeze ps. the cookies are extra special
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wheez the roux posted:dear santa, Bevell's head is arguably the least valuable thing about him. Toss it into the puget sound
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Chichevache posted:Bevell's head is arguably the least valuable thing about him. Toss it into the puget sound i want to taxidermy it and mount it outside the front office next to a list of his 3rd and short playcalls as a warning to others
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all I want this Xmas is for Al Davis to claw and crawl his way out from the depths of Hell, sucking the essence from Roger Goodell's body upon his arrival, using it to regain his human form and ruling over the NFL with an iron fist for the next fifty years. Santa can fit that all in bag I bet
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Holy poo poo, Santa, I want a Melvin Gordon!
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Already got mine with the Raiders winning on Thursday. I'll take beating the Chiefs again for Kwanzaa.
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