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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


You fuckers thought I forgot about this didn't you?

Well I did but I'm still committed to pulling it off.

The Rules
  1. You must be GiP regular to play.
    But N4I I'm a lurker! Send me some sort of proof of service via PM and I'll throw your name in the hat. Also you should post more.
    What quantifies as a regular? I'll make a judgement call on a case by case basis.
  2. Let's shoot for about $20.
    Can I spend more? If you want.
    Can I spend less? That'd be pretty lovely and you run the risk of something not nice happening to your account.
    Can I send you bareback bear porn? The only way I'll be in play is if we have an odd number of people sign up. So maybe.
  3. By signing up you are agreeing to participate. There is nothing shittier that going in on a Secret Santa and not getting anything. :siren:If your person hasn't received their gift by the drop dead date below you're getting banned.:siren:
  4. You must have PM's. I'm not messing around with no send me your info to this dummy email account specially set up for this. Sorry.

Important Dates

11/17/2014: Sign ups open. PM me your name and address and perhaps some ideas and I'll add you to the list
11/30/2014: Sign ups close. This is the also the last date you can back out.
12/1/2014: I'll start matching people and sending out info.
1/16/2014: Drop dead date. If your giftee hasn't received anything by this date you're getting banned.

So yeah it's pretty straight forward. PM me your name and address and I'll match you with someone. Spend about $20 on a gift to send to them and you get one in return. Don't be an rear end -- it's Christmas.

Special note for foreign GiPPers:
I will try to match for country to avoid shipping issues. If you're an :911: let me know if you're interested in someone with an out of country address. This does not apply to APO or FPO addresses.

Questions
Post them in the thread. I'll add to this section as they come up.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm in, PM sent.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sweet

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
man you really reachedaround for this thread title

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I hope you all like dildos!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I hope you all like dildos!

Hope you like rear end pennies!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Someone's getting sugar free gummi bears and erotic werebear novels. Give you something to read while you poo poo your guts out.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Slim Pickens posted:

Someone's getting sugar free gummi bears and erotic werebear novels. Give you something to read while you poo poo your guts out.

gently caress you this is my idea

the gummi bears at least

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:


So yeah it's pretty straight forward. PM me your name and address and I'll match you with someone. Spend about $20 on a gift to send to them and you get one in return. Don't be an rear end -- it's Christmas.


What Would Shim Do

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
N4I can you set up an inter-subforum regulars secret Santa? I'll make 10 hand crafted GiP worthy and approved CHRISTmas cards for whichever 10 D&D Regulars agree to send me and 9 other regular gippers handcrafted D&D approved Holiday cards.

I'll put a shimton of effort into making them amazing, and I'm sure they could come up with some pretty lol cards.

Thoughts?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I only ask bc I lose PMs faster than I lost rank with all the bans I get by refusing to round this goddamn square peg of a soul I've got in this round rear end hole world.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obama Africanus posted:

N4I can you set up an inter-subforum regulars secret Santa? I'll make 10 hand crafted GiP worthy and approved CHRISTmas cards for whichever 10 D&D Regulars agree to send me and 9 other regular gippers handcrafted D&D approved Holiday cards.

I'll put a shimton of effort into making them amazing, and I'm sure they could come up with some pretty lol cards.

Thoughts?

Yes pls

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I am moving on December 30th and I don't know what my address will be. I'm still in though if someone can work around that.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I'm in and terrified of what's coming

e: someone is getting 50 Shades of Grey-themed wine. :getin:

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Nov 18, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Why the gently caress not, im in.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I'm in. PM sent.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

In. Pm sent.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I'm in. I sure hope that my SS recipient has enough space on his bookshelf for plenty of Paranormal Teen Romance novels :nyoron:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Gonna send some Hitler stuff to someone.

Should make it a rule that you have to open this stuff next to someone who has no idea what's going on. Call it a gentleman's agreement.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Some rear end in a top hat is gonna get $20 worth of Christian literature :getin:

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I Manage a books-a-million. This is gun be good :getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Somebody is probably going to get a lovingly framed photo of my balls.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Carteret posted:

I Manage a books-a-million. This is gun be good :getin:

man I haven't seen one of those stores in years. it's like seeing a Hastings anymore, you see it and think, "gently caress, it's been ages since I've been in one of those." And then you remember that everything there is priced higher as used than amazon marks poo poo new.

gonna send someone a wig, onesie bikini, pair of socks, a razor and some packaging tape so they can play make-believe tranny.

I guess what I'm saying is, I'm in.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Cole posted:

Should make it a rule that you have to open this stuff next to someone who has no idea what's going on. Call it a gentleman's agreement.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Somebody is probably going to get a lovingly framed photo of my balls.

Address sent.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
In. What states can you mail booze to?:banjo:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Laranzu posted:

In. What states can you mail booze to?:banjo:

The one guy with a serious gift.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

zombie303 posted:

The one guy with a serious gift.

I dunno if military special gin is serious or not but.....

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Anyone interested in BBW werebear shapeshifter romance novels? I have a ton.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Laranzu posted:

I dunno if military special gin is serious or not but.....

Never heard of that before. What is special gin?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

Never heard of that before. What is special gin?
Gin for special people.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Gin for special people.

Then I want some.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

zombie303 posted:

Never heard of that before. What is special gin?

Military special is good for cleaning carburetors and getting smashed on.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

zombie303 posted:

Never heard of that before. What is special gin?



Can you taste the patriotism? poo poo has a tank on the tequila.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Someone is getting a box full of assorted insects.
Edit: is there any way to send this box directly to Shim?

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Nov 18, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I was dumb as bricks and just sent my PM

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Laranzu posted:



Can you taste the patriotism? poo poo has a tank on the tequila.

Hmm.. Prices went up.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Laranzu posted:

I dunno if military special gin is serious or not but.....

Goddamn shim kryptonite right there boy.

Exchange brand diet tonic water and exchange generic lemon / lime juices.

Add ice, drink by the 1.75L for years and still manage to be partially responsible for sending Cholera to Haiti and get a trip or three to rehab and a sense of entitlement on Veterans Day and you can have what I like to call 2004 to 2013.

I made every rank the first time day drinking this poo poo from a giant sip cup, all day long. I was chugging one down hidden as vita-water when I did my exit consult from ADAPT.

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I hope my person like nerd poo poo. I have a ton of nerd poo poo, a byproduct of working in a comic store.

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