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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Whoever gets IDR should send him a blank 214.

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Godholio posted:

Whoever gets IDR should send him a blank 214.

all he needs is the british accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Ok kids, submissions are closed. You'll get a PM with your secret santa buddy soon.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok kids, submissions are closed. You'll get a PM with your secret santa buddy soon.

:allears::hf::twisted:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok kids, submissions are closed. You'll get a PM with your secret santa buddy soon.

When? I think I found a gift but I want to check who my santee is before pulling the trigger.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

When? I think I found a gift but I want to check who my santee is before pulling the trigger.

Soon(tm)

I'm working on it now.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
aka, "the world of warcraft servers are down so I have nothing better to do"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Got my buddy. Interesting.

E: Gift ordered and I know just how to re-package it. This is gonna be great.

EBB fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Dec 3, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I have no idea what to get my buddy, but i'll improvise.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:siren:
Everyone should have their SS buddy!!
:siren:

If you do not please let me know.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



:getin:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Interesting...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Okay getting poo poo together and a warning to my unwitting santee...your package involves dicks. I already clicked the order button so lie back because this is happening.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
gently caress you (got mine)

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
need recommendations on the biggest blackest dildo i can get for <$20, tia

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Slim Pickens posted:

need recommendations on the biggest blackest dildo i can get for <$20, tia

Edit- Nevermind


Hekk fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Dec 3, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Slim Pickens posted:

need recommendations on the biggest blackest dildo i can get for <$20, tia

:nws:
It aint black, but its a chin dick
:nws:

Edit:
:nws:
Found a black dick
:nws:

Edit 2:
Got the good for my Santee, it doesn't involves dicks.

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 3, 2014

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

And now I have giant black dildos in my Amazon search history...

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Hekk posted:

And now I have giant black dildos in my Amazon search history...

You can delete your amazon browsing history, so the world wont see that you crave that giant green weenie on sale.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I'm starting to think that this is all a gigantic ploy by N4I to ensure all of GIP have dildos in their home.

It's all a big scheme by big dildo! :tinfoil:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Your order has been placed.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
The last secret santa I was in someone shipped their guy enough surplus rounds that the police had to go see what the poo poo he was doing, which was great since he had no idea what was going on

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yeah don't ship rounds to people in NY it's not legal anymore.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Send me ammo its gonna be a dildo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Yeah don't ship rounds to people in NY it's not legal anymore.
New York :sigh:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Too bad the Lena Dunham special edition Fleshlight doesn't come out until after the drop dead date.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
if this were any cheaper some lucky goon would be stylin come Christmas



http://shreddersapparel.com/products/36-chambers-knit-w-sweater-pre-order

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:siren:
Everyone should have their SS buddy!!
:siren:

If you do not please let me know.

I got nothing in PMs.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Target acquired, gift(s) selected. Now to wait a few days for ~reasons~

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Someone is definitely getting those pills that make your poo poo sparkly.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
shots fired

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bulletsponge13 posted:

I got nothing in PMs.

Ok, I'll look into it :ohdear:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Turns out my thing was out of stock so I'm doing a new thing that does not involve dicks. It will still be funny though.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I've never done a secret santa before so do I wait a bit so my giftee gets their present around christmas or can I just send it right now so they don't get hosed by lovely christmas time postal delays?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just write "Don't Open 'Til X-Mas" on the outside.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Just write "DILDOS.COM" on the outside.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Just write "Don't Open 'Til X-Mas" on the outside.

Alternately what if letting it sit under the tree for three weeks would be bad? Send it with a note to open now, or just wait to order?

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Godholio posted:

Alternately what if letting it sit under the tree for three weeks would be bad? Send it with a note to open now, or just wait to order?

If there are air holes in the box, a small filipino boy can survive for a couple of weeks at least.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Just remember to throw in some juice boxes.

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Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Order Placed. I guessed on your size. Hope it's big enough! :dong:

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