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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I hope my persons state doesn't SWAT them for what they're getting...

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I am mailing mine as soon as it shows up here.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I don't think I've ever seen my buddy post anywhere ever. I certainly don't recognize the username. I hope he likes spiders!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Why would lurkers even do this? That kind of misses the point.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I don't think he's a total lurker, but it's going to be a bit of a challenge coming up with something that's not just cheap booze or LOLOLOLOL DILDOS

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Do I reveal myself in the gift or make them guess who their secret satan is or what?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I put my screen name on the tag.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I would rather my person guess who's dick they are looking at

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
My dude pretty much only posts in a branch-specific thread, I didn't recognize mine either.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
Never got a name. I sent another PM a few days ago but never heard back. I guess this means I post dick pics in all of the threads on the 25th.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Derek Dominoe posted:

Never got a name. I sent another PM a few days ago but never heard back. I guess this means I post dick pics in all of the threads on the 25th.

Check your PM's :getin:

Sorry about not getting back to you quicker. I have written about 100 pages of text in the last few weeks and am only about halfway through what I need to do by the end of the semester including finishing my capstone project.

gently caress grad school forever :suicide:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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It's stupid how Amazon won't give you gift options on hazmat items.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
So is the person who we are gifting to the same one who is gifting to us? If so, I'm scared.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Lazy Reservist posted:

So is the person who we are gifting to the same one who is gifting to us? If so, I'm scared.

OPSEC? Mods?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Hope my SS recipient isn't allergic to mosquitos!

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
Remaining on lookout for tasteful brown paper packaging with ambiguous company name on the shipping label.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I just ordered my gift for my SS buddy. You'd be surprised at what a market there is for used sex toys. I asked the seller to remove the batteries before shipping though, so things should be good.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


N4I, you should keep a tally and see what the dildo vs everything else spread is.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

N4i,
I sent you my address. :-)

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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My santee is getting some hand-wrapped bullshit, so enjoy the fingerprints, wrinkles, papercut blood, and possibly stray pubes. Besides the handful I wrapped.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Carteret posted:

N4I, you should keep a tally and see what the dildo vs everything else spread is.

It's actually marketed as a "massage wand", so there Mr Smarty Pants.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I hope my guy heeds the warning and opens his package in a well ventilated area :ohdear:

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Sent most of mine, kinda got broken into two different shipments. Oh well

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Gift almost ready to ship.

Hail satan

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Gift almost ready to ship.

Hail satan

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Gift almost ready to ship.

Hail santa

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Equine Don posted:

It's stupid how Amazon won't give you gift options on hazmat items.

You crazy son of a bitch.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Dead Reckoning posted:

You crazy son of a bitch.

Enjoy your uranium.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

N4I, did you get my address? I sent it in a PM, but havent hearx anything back and the deadline is getting close. :sweatdrop:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bulletsponge13 posted:

N4I, did you get my address? I sent it in a PM, but havent hearx anything back and the deadline is getting close. :sweatdrop:

Yeah I got it.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Hey. Whats the etiquette on over shooting the spending limit?

Also how do we pass along the message that they need to be home to sign for delivery? Because UPS might make someone be home to receive this lube.


ALso might go the slightly cheaper route and get them this.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Hey. Whats the etiquette on over shooting the spending limit?

I went over by a couple of bucks, they are all a bunch of silly non-dicks present so my Santee will appreciate it a bit.

However I did get a printer a couple of days ago. :getin:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


ElMaligno posted:

I went over by a couple of bucks, they are all a bunch of silly non-dicks present so my Santee will appreciate it a bit.

However I did get a printer a couple of days ago. :getin:

Imma guess you didn't read the rest of that post.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Imma guess you didn't read the rest of that post.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Touché

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

game images are filtered at work but



:love: you zombie, thanks!

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
You scrubs are thinking small with sex toys and all that :smug:

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

game images are filtered at work but



:love: you zombie, thanks!

Np. Not a secret santa gift fyi.

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