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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I can get it in Utah.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 02:58

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:49

justice4trayvawn: Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

Zapps chips best chips

Is there another Nola goon in GiP?

zapps jalapeno are basically what it would be like if god was real

# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:55

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

How are those boot blouses unauthorized? Are there any other kind?

*confused*

# ? Dec 12, 2014 05:49

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

USMC503 posted:

How are those boot blouses unauthorized? Are there any other kind?

*confused*

Doesn't the Air Force and Army tuck their pants into their boots?

# ? Dec 12, 2014 06:03

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm pretty sure in ar 670-1 it says they aren't allowed? Or maybe that was just my unit. :shrug:

# ? Dec 12, 2014 06:10

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hekk posted:

Doesn't the Air Force and Army tuck their pants into their boots?

Air Force banned blousers in...2009? Now pants have to be tucked.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 06:13

somewhatpathetic: Oct 21, 2012

It was un-banned in 2011-2012? if I remember right, and became a, "blouse if you feel like it," thing.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 07:49

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Hekk posted:

Doesn't the Air Force and Army tuck their pants into their boots?

Slim Pickens posted:

I'm pretty sure in ar 670-1 it says they aren't allowed? Or maybe that was just my unit.

Godholio posted:

Air Force banned blousers in...2009? Now pants have to be tucked.

somewhatpathetic posted:

It was un-banned in 2011-2012? if I remember right, and became a, "blouse if you feel like it," thing.

I hope Santa gives you all rectal feeding for xmas.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 08:03

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Santa's going to leave some plutonium in your stocking if you're a Grinch.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 08:48

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

They're debating blousing their boots the Holidays thread.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 08:53

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Dead Reckoning posted:

They're debating blousing their boots the Holidays thread.

I meant all the other fuckers. You're just a test subject for next year.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 08:54

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Equine Don posted:

I meant all the other fuckers. You're just a test subject for next year.

Suck my horribly mutated dick from the back.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 09:01

Mister Man: Nov 22, 2006; IWHBYD...

Slim Pickens posted:

Got my package! No note saying "wait til x-mas" so I dug in.

Jesus, you basically spent the spending limit in shipping alone. Some clumsy bastard dropped your package, too. It's a good thing they didn't break what was inside.

Pretty awesome gift haul! And something to keep me safe while I drink that makers.

Not the sugar-free variety, I'm a little disappointed. Maybe if I eat them all at once and chase it with the whisky I can still get my tubgirl on.

..and one lonely (unauthorized!) boot blouser. Thanks for the awesome gifts!

Oh, and don't worry, I'll have yours in the mail soon, I was just waiting to make it arrive a little closer to Christmas time.

drat I could of sworn I ordered the sugar free. Oh well. And Beanie I'm living in Shreveport, not NOLA unfortunately.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 13:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mister Man posted:

drat I could of sworn I ordered the sugar free. Oh well. And Beanie I'm living in Shreveport, not NOLA unfortunately.

stay strong brother

# ? Dec 12, 2014 14:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

somewhatpathetic posted:

It was un-banned in 2011-2012? if I remember right, and became a, "blouse if you feel like it," thing.

Got out rather than care.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 15:06

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Mister Man posted:

drat I could of sworn I ordered the sugar free. Oh well. And Beanie I'm living in Shreveport, not NOLA unfortunately.

...hey there fellow Shreveportian. How is the NWLA War on Christmas treating you? Have you gotten your Friday drive-thru daiquiri?

# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:04

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Actually came to post that Amazon told me my Santee is never home so they cancelled the shipment. White people.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:05

Mister Man: Nov 22, 2006; IWHBYD...

Rucksack 2K14 posted:

...hey there fellow Shreveportian. How is the NWLA War on Christmas treating you? Have you gotten your Friday drive-thru daiquiri?

Is it bad that I have been here 6 months and haven had a drive-thru daiquiri yet?

# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:15

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

Wait, were we supposed to reveal ourselves when we sent the gift?

# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:49

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

My santee should receive their gift Wednesday.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 23:30

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Wait, were we supposed to reveal ourselves when we sent the gift?

I hadn't planned on it. The master strange gift giver that sent shim a preserved fetal pig should probably remain unknown though.

# ? Dec 12, 2014 23:42

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Mister Man posted:

Is it bad that I have been here 6 months and haven had a drive-thru daiquiri yet?

Lisa, you're tearing me apart

# ? Dec 12, 2014 23:46

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

I'm still waiting for all the poo poo to come so I can repackage it and send it out.

God drat etsy sellers are slow as gently caress.

# ? Dec 13, 2014 00:30

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Mister Man posted:

drat I could of sworn I ordered the sugar free. Oh well. And Beanie I'm living in Shreveport, not NOLA unfortunately.

No worries, you're just playing the long game by giving me type 2 diabetes instead. I hope your anus is prepared for what I'm sending your way this weekend :getin:

# ? Dec 13, 2014 02:00

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

My Santee's gifts are ordered and coming in two packages in the next week or so. I'm too lazy and cheap to wrap and re-ship, so enjoy the thrill of slicing open a cardboard box!

# ? Dec 13, 2014 02:41

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

i got fifty shades of grey wine :lol:

thanks Icon Of Sin, gonna get blasted and jack off to BDSM porn.

# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:15

Mister Man: Nov 22, 2006; IWHBYD...

Slim Pickens posted:

No worries, you're just playing the long game by giving me type 2 diabetes instead. I hope your anus is prepared for what I'm sending your way this weekend

I hope it's that pig fetus I asked Santa for.

# ? Dec 13, 2014 07:23

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Mike-o posted:

i got fifty shades of grey wine

thanks Icon Of Sin, gonna get blasted and jack off to BDSM porn.

I ordered you the book too, in case you needed some quality reading material :getin:

# ? Dec 13, 2014 07:59

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

guess i'm gonna save the wine until the book gets here :stare:

# ? Dec 13, 2014 18:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

guess i'm gonna save the wine until the book gets here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg

# ? Dec 13, 2014 20:51

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg

Owns

# ? Dec 13, 2014 20:53

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dear secret santee:

Your lovely gift, wrapped in lovely paper, with a lovely card and a lovely rant on said card is on its way. Should be there on the 16 and follow the loving instructions.

Yours

EM

# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:57

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Book failed to ship, no stock remaining at supplier :smith:

...

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:27

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

With my move I won't be mailing my gift out until I get to Virginia. I'll be there just after the 1st.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:29

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

My gift just arrived.

Thanks Mike-O! That's legit cool. :jeb:

# ? Dec 14, 2014 19:26

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

no problem :jeb:

# ? Dec 14, 2014 20:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

USPS says my GiPper's gift is waiting in their mailbox

I hope you've got adequate ppe :ohdear:

# ? Dec 14, 2014 21:18

Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

I feel like I am shirking my holiday cheer sending duties. I'm on a PCS and will be shopping my way up the east coast. Gifts will be going out on the 18th or so.

So Gift Recipient, be patient. Your sex toy isn't forgotten.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 02:40