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bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

elf help book posted:

put the disposable idiot up front and keep the important people safe

You think that I can't see right through this post?

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

zen death robot posted:

Do I believe you or a multi-billion dollar company with more computing power than most governments put together?

me, naturally

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Three Cookies posted:

i thought bowser was the leader

he's the owner

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
bowser jr. said "t*rbaby"

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

It's subjective.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

did Bowser just rip Toad's head in half :stare:

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

Looper posted:

did Bowser just rip Toad's head in half :stare:

He is misremembering that Seinfeld episode.

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

bonzibuddy64 posted:

gently caress off, bowser jr is a shithead.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

Looper posted:

did Bowser just rip Toad's head in half :stare:

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

This is horse poo poo

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Welcome to the real world.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Y-Hat posted:

Iggy and Lemmy were named after hard rockers. Roy is named after an oldies rocker who wore sunglasses a lot

This is why Roy is the best Koopa, also Roy Orbison loving rules

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Yeah and I bet the spikes on Bowser's shell aren't real either huh

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Bowser didn't name any of his children after negro musicians, did he?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
does anyone actually like wendy

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


I really can't decide if my favorite is Ludwig, Roy or Morton

they're all good

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

gay skull posted:

I really can't decide if my favorite is Ludwig, Roy or Morton

they're all good

its Roy

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

zen death robot posted:

Ludwig has the most expensive looking kart too

I think roy's looks more expensive.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

mabels big day posted:

I think roy's looks more expensive.

he just stole it from wario

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i beat mario 3d world and never figured out why mario was loving up bowsers cars

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

zen death robot posted:

he's jealous because peach won't let him buy cool poo poo anymore

thats hosed he just collected like 10 billion coins in new mario 2

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The gently caress is wrong with you people

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

zen death robot posted:

you can tell she's high maintenance

speaking of high maintenance, hi widestancer

I've actually had this complaint before so this checks out.

I was talking about the weird ingestion stuff lol Koopa kids rock

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

elf help book posted:

does anyone actually like wendy

no she's gross

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

elf help book posted:

does anyone actually like wendy

:henget:

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

elf help book posted:

does anyone actually like wendy

i switch between her and larry in smash bros

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Mach2 posted:

This is why Roy is the best Koopa, also Roy Orbison loving rules
my mom once saw Roy Orbison on TV without knowing who he was and asked my dad, "who's the dead guy"

he died a couple weeks later

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012
all koopa kids are p great guys. A+ stuff

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Y-Hat posted:

my mom once saw Roy Orbison on TV without knowing who he was and asked my dad, "who's the dead guy"

he died a couple weeks later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNEgdwjEhs

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

my dad also shouted "BREAK HIS loving LEG" to joe theissman right before lawrence taylor did just that

i hope that i inherited their power

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
I'm setting up a quiz to see which koopaling you're the most like, should I include Bowser Jr?

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

Looper posted:

I'm setting up a quiz to see which koopaling you're the most like, should I include Bowser Jr?

Obviously not.

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
Bowser Jr. is not a koopaling.

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

is boom boom a koopaling

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
what if wendy had a dick, how would the power dynamics of the koopalings change

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

bonzibuddy64 posted:

Bowser Jr. is not a koopaling.

He's the Koopaling.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

bonzibuddy64 posted:

Bowser Jr. is not a koopaling.

I disagree

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

Mach2 posted:

I disagree

This isn't a matter of opinion.

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bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
http://www.mariowiki.com/Koopalings

Bowser Jr. is not one of the seven Koopalings. There's no "agree" or "disagree" about this - there's only one set of seven Koopalings, and Bowser Jr. isn't one of them. He's some shitheel little fucker who bullies Yoshis and is a loving rear end in a top hat to everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom.

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