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Mr. Pickles
Mar 19, 2014



Flying Fortress posted:

How is this a thing

dude this has been a thing since like forever, check the link below.

Ferroque posted:

watch this guy chug 160 ounces of malt liquor like a champ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3H-2HaacJ0

Dude that is amazing. That is truly exceptional.

I've been following this pioneer here, tiny tim. He never disappoints. Top quality burps too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Crooked I and 8 ball were a huge part of my formative years :toot:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

wanna hook up with some like minded bros and casually drink malt liquor and jo while watching fat dads chug 40s

hydo
Nov 23, 2002


I'm gay for Lipton Brisk Iced Tea
I'm like 90% sure I know this guy, and I've been in that garage before. Been a year or so, so I'm not completely sure.

I'll give him a call today after work. It'd be hosed up if it's the same guy.

e:
"molt likker"

edit #2
Nevermind. It's not my friend and frankly he's kinda pissed that I suggested he might be.

hydo fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Nov 20, 2014

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

my favorite "malty" is st. ides

can i get an aww yeah??

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Cool Colt was the best. I had some back in the early 90's and it was like drinking menthol cigarettes.

and some dude drank a 20 year old bottle this year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uFgxPcrsXY

Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Rod Munch posted:

and some dude drank a 20 year old bottle this year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uFgxPcrsXY

That was disappointing. I was expecting some LA Beast style Crystal Pepsi projectile vomiting.

Lackey
May 31, 2000

Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?

Why is this guy poo poo talking dorf68, anyway? Because he doesn't commit to drinking malt liquor all the time or "follow the blueprint" :psyduck:? I guess liking more than one kind of drink is heresy or something. :shrug:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
is Big Bear really that strong of a 40oz? I always thought that crown went to the St. Ides High Gravity or maybe the '211'. The label closest to my own heart will always be Haffenreffer Private Stock





its like the BMW of malt liquors though so i'm not sure how SWW would judge me

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Nov 21, 2014

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Sweet Tea posted:

dorf68 fuckin sucks at drinking MALT LIQUOR. the evidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOe1r0Y5zxg&list=UUjJsrDlh-bkcLFvrVodwRog

first comment on dorf68's malt liquor video:
"You foamed the gently caress out of it, badmouthed proper snacks, neglected to wear a ski mask and did not repeatedly say that dorf68 is a oval office. On the other hand, you were enjoying delicious MALT LIQUOR.

Great non-blueprint MALT LIQUOR video."

label out.

Apparently dorf is quitting or closing his channel or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppLEP3U_kck


It's just hilarious that there's beef between guys making 500 view malt liquor and beer drinking videos.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

King Cobra isn't the strongest malt liquor but it's easily the easiest to drink.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Axetrain posted:

King Cobra isn't the strongest malt liquor but it's easily the easiest to drink.

its the strongest if you drink 2 or 3 and you wont even get a tummyache because its so smooth

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Axetrain posted:

King Cobra isn't the strongest malt liquor but it's easily the easiest to drink.

That's my girlfriend's favorite, she won't drink ides.

Didn't they stop making private stock, none of the places around here carry it anymore

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
yeah king kobra is malt liquor for posers but its probaly because many find it agreeable for chugging down to get down

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Lackey posted:

Why is this guy poo poo talking dorf68, anyway? Because he doesn't commit to drinking malt liquor all the time or "follow the blueprint" :psyduck:? I guess liking more than one kind of drink is heresy or something. :shrug:

have you watched any dorf68? Guy is a jackass who whines constantly gently caress him. SWW is pretty much any one of my actual dad-era friends, entertaining/annoying ratio of about 30/70 but that's good enough.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

what's the song he drinks to in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDsRY-vGmqc

Startyde
Apr 19, 2007

come post with us, forever and ever and ever
Colt45 is my goto brew, finest in the genre. I haven't seen double malt in years though.
I know they still make private stock 12oz bottles, maybe distribution is just spotty.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
This is giving me hangover flashbacks.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Lol 6% ABV is just beer, call it "malt liquor" if you want to sound hardcore but it's still loving beer

I mean drinking beer is cool, I like to drink a cold one in summer, but it barely counts as alcohol and definitely is silly to record yourself drinking beer and throwing $1 bills around.

Cardamommy Issues
Feb 16, 2005

I've waited around for more important things

:drat:

Making it rain in this vid

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


crown this man king of america

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co63sm3lgKM

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
I used to have a friend in the "malt liquor community", he was kind of a weird dude.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

little munchkin posted:

I used to have a friend in the "malt liquor community", he was kind of a weird dude.

I wonder what happens when the youtube malt liquor drinker and youtube pipe smoker bloodlines combine... the kwisatz haderach

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9caNekKlZI

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
This man is my new hero. Got me some steel reserve and cstore hotdogs now.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

I love it when he does the 3 circles.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

His face is really recognizable for some reason, even with that lovely balaclava he's wearing

Gonna be hilarious when it turns out he's someone important and is basically liquored up 24/7

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i like to think this guy is some middle aged family man who disappears from his family for ten or so minutes, puts on a balaclava, and drinks malt liquor in front of a camera

kashmir
Jul 1, 2003
the guy
Is this some kind of performance art thing or what. Strangely like it though

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Gaunab posted:

i like to think this guy is some middle aged family man who disappears from his family for ten or so minutes, puts on a balaclava, and drinks malt liquor in front of a camera

And trolls people off the internet by calling them out for not drinking malt liquor, and later not finishing the foam, while playing music videos on a TV on boxes, brandishing a stack of 1 dollar bills.


This man is a saint.

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

Killer-of-Lawyers posted:

And trolls people off the internet by calling them out for not drinking malt liquor, and later not finishing the foam, while playing music videos on a TV on boxes, brandishing a stack of 1 dollar bills.


This man is a saint.

Take a closer look at the boxes. The boxes are cases of Malt Liquor.
:vince:

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Sappo569 posted:

His face is really recognizable for some reason, even with that lovely balaclava he's wearing

Gonna be hilarious when it turns out he's someone important and is basically liquored up 24/7

Mayor Ford would you PLEASE go back to the hospital for your chemo treatments already???

Nofh gently caress yuo BUMBACLOTS fukcin dorf youu think so fuckin your biggern me *BUUUURP*



(he's clearly not fat enough to be rob ford though, sigh to dream~~)

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
definitely have to do that thumbs up poo poo next time i drink a 40

kashmir
Jul 1, 2003
the guy
CHRISTMAS VEST MALT LIQUOR WHAT DID YOU EXPECT HOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ94KVoX6a4

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
this is really, really cool and funny

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i think this is star war betamax

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

Sappo569 posted:

His face is really recognizable for some reason, even with that lovely balaclava he's wearing

Gonna be hilarious when it turns out he's someone important and is basically liquored up 24/7
He has done videos without the mask on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyd9H9vYAhU


edit: i found peak SWW, please just watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leaaoxylXek

Phraggah fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 22, 2014

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Well.

https://twitter.com/trentsteele1

http://teespring.com/STEELEWORLDWIDE

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ferroque posted:

watch this guy chug 160 ounces of malt liquor like a champ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3H-2HaacJ0

I wonder how he got so fat?

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