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Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
i just wasted about 45 minutes watching this poo poo and i have no idea why. wanna hang out with this dude and get shitfaced on 40oz's. needs to drink some mickeys though that poo poo is the best

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Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
If you don't drink OE you're a poser 8% Canadian version represent

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I started drinking malt liquor cause of this guy

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Cosmos posted:

i just wasted about 45 minutes watching this poo poo and i have no idea why. wanna hang out with this dude and get shitfaced on 40oz's. needs to drink some mickeys though that poo poo is the best

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i lol'd when the dog looked at him upside down out of nowhere

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
alcoholics drink cheap vodka not malt liquor

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

Do it ironically posted:

alcoholics drink cheap vodka not malt liquor

Why not both?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gently caress you dorf

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

the rivalry is ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxwNB3rYeUI

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Stay dead dorf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00-tDWyDf4E

Molt liquor

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Hail to the chief baby

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
this guy is what i wanted to be when i grewq up

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
malt liquor

e: #labelout

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Literal Carehaver posted:

malt liquor

e: #labelout

#bigbear #meatmountain

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

sexy young infidel posted:

This is a pretty great thing he's doing. God bless him :)

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I enjoy malt liquor but feel deep shame when buying it.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wonder what this dude does irl as a career

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


in other countries if you see a guy in a balaclava in front of a flag youre about to see someone beheaded. in america youre about to see someone get shitfaced on doritos and steele reserve. god shed his grace on thee.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

He's the wolf of Wall Street.

edit: Also gently caress Bobby winterizing his camper.

Rod Munch fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Nov 24, 2014

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

can't believe you cunts let this thread fall to page five. picked up a 40 OZ of KING COBRA PREMIUM MALT LIQUOR at the liquor store today. i'm enjoying it label out. gently caress you dorf. follow the fuckin blueprint. drink only malt liquor

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

just finished my 40 oz of malt liquor. still ice cold. delicious.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



dorf getting owned itt

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Trent Steele He Keep It Real


edit:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
remember to drink malt liquor only malt liquor

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
altho i forgot that and am drinking vodka and malt liquor but in future i might have a better memory

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

This guy is seriously awesome. I am drinking a 40 of Colt 45 right now thanks to this thread. Fuckin dorf.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Cosmos posted:

i just wasted about 45 minutes watching this poo poo and i have no idea why. wanna hang out with this dude and get shitfaced on 40oz's. needs to drink some mickeys though that poo poo is the best

Same this man owns and when he dies they should pour out a 40 for him inside his casket

(and then bury dorf alive next to him like an ancient Egyptian pharaoh slave. gently caress you dorf)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



at first i was worried he was all business man xmas tree, but then i saw the light up palm tree

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

quote:

set fire to your homebrew equipment and have it burning in the background and then crack open a 40oz of malt liquor in front of your burning brewing equipment. then i might trust you that you enjoy malt liquor. you loving snake in grass. gently caress dorf! nice attempt of a MALT LIQUOR video!

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Today on Gated Community Boys: Ricky tries to become a Youtube superstar in a last ditch effort to pay his back HOA fees

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

rest in piss dorf

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Man also owns the world record for rock skipping:

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp


quote:

1. King Tee - 'St. Ides'
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2. King Tee feat. DJ Pooh - 'Forty Ounce Fit For A King'
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3. King Tee feat. DJ Pooh - 'Tha Bomb Malt Liquor'
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4. King Tee feat. E-Swift - 'Do Ya Like St. Ides?'
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5. King Tee - 'Do You Wanna Go To The Liquor Store'
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6. E-Swift feat. King Tee - 'Let's Have Some St. Ides'
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7. King Tee feat. Ice Cube - 'Get Your Girl IN The Mood Quicker'
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8. Ice Cube feat. DJ Pooh, E-Swift - 'S.T. Crooked I.D.E.'
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9. Yo-Yo feat. Ice Cube - 'Femalt Liquor'
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10. Ice Cube feat. Pooh - 'Put It In Ya Egg Nog'
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11. Ice Cube - 'Jackin' Fo' Malt Liquor'
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12. Ice Cube - 'We Don't Want No 8-Ball'
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13. Ice Cube - 'Wish They'd Come Up With A 12-Pack'
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14. Ice Cube feat. Pooh - 'Blind Fold Test'
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15. Eric B & Rakim - 'Real Men's Drink'
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16. Rakim - 'Get Some'
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17. Yo-Yo feat. King Tee - 'You Need A Six-Pack'
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18. EPMD feat. Ice Cube - 'East Meets West Malt Liquor'
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19. Erick Sermon - '40 Oz. Or A Can'
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20. Kool G Rap feat. DJ Pooh, Sir Jinx - 'Getta Grip, Take A Sip'
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21. Geto Boys feat. Ice Cube - '5th Ward/ South Central Malt'
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22. Geto Boys - 'My Malt's Playin' Tricks On Me'
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23. Snoop Doggy Dogg - 'St. Ides In The LBC'
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24. Warren G - 'When We Sippin' On Tha Brew'
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25. Nate Dogg - 'Drank Anthem'
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26. MC Eiht - 'The Brew Took Me Unda'
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27. Scarface - 'Drankin Toon'
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28. Wu-Tang Clan - 'Shaolin Brew'
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29. Snoop Doggy Dogg - 'Dogg Food 'n Drank'
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30. Ice Cube - 'Crooked I For All Ages'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAlqgA4Edzk

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
molt licker

Saltin
Aug 20, 2003
Don't touch

TEAYCHES posted:

wonder what this dude does irl as a career

Sales. I also think he's a family man who embarrasses his kids all the time. He probably does this poo poo when his wife takes the kids shopping. They have no idea he does this.

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

Bardeh posted:

molt licker

This guy gets it

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Gallow posted:

Today on Gated Community Boys: Ricky tries to become a Youtube superstar in a last ditch effort to pay his back HOA fees

"you can't grow fuckin weed right out there in your fuckin front yard, ricky, it's approved for side yards and non-commons only"

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Ferroque posted:

watch this guy chug 160 ounces of malt liquor like a champ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3H-2HaacJ0

This guy burps like a lion roars

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