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chaosbreather posted:We All Scream Applewhites are all good, so I wanted to quote this one as it was also very funny. also- horriblePencilist posted:The Most Dangerous Fame Supernatural did a pretty good take on characters encountering their fans at a con. Not really related to anything but this made me think of that.
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Monkey Business During a visit at the London Zoo, Rufus, a playful chimpanzee sneaks aboard the The Doctor's unattended TARDIS and manages to activate it, sending Rufus through space and time. During his travels, the little Primate goes on several adventures, all nods to classic Doctor Who episodes, and solves everyone's problem even better than the Doctor himself! Even when facing the threatening Daleks, Rufus easily manages to overwhelm them by hopping on their heads and knocking them over. After conquering the Daleks, Rufus manages to jump back to the zoo right before the Doctor and his companion return to the TARDIS, leaving Rufus' little joy ride unbeknownst to everyone but himself. No Laughing Matter The Doctor saves some aliens from Daleks. However, throughout the entirety of the episode, The Doctor keeps giggling, even during the most inappropriate moments. At the very end of the episode, Clara asks the Doctor what's so funny, to which he replies with a smile on his face, "I just heard a really funny joke about 9/11"
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Opportunity Knox After learning the Daleks managed to place a bomb undetectable through normal means inside the vault of Fort Knox, The Doctor needs to infiltrate the gold depot. Unfortunately, since the TARDIS can't enter the vault due to the unique structure of the walls and the wood panels render the Sonic Screwdriver ineffective, The Doctor is at a loss. However, through pure coincidence Rose meets Chip, an aging Ex-Marine with connections who believes The Doctor's far fetched tale. Together, they form a risky plan: to break into the world's most secure building with a rag-tag team of specialists. Who Dung It? Someone shat in the the TARDIS and no one wants to admit they did it. The entire episode is set in the TARDIS, with the crew trying to determine the identity of the culprit.
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The Show Must Go Off: Peter Capaldi breaks the fourth wall and cusses out everyone watching the show, berating them for being as annoying as humanly possible, while saying he's loving done and taking the loving thing with him. The screen goes black for the rest of the episode and Dr. Who is canceled forever. Everyone who has ever had to share space with a dedicated "Whovian" rejoices.
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Applewhite- not sure if you're still taking requests, but: Tinker Tailor Soldier...Doctor?
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Applewhite- not sure if you're still taking requests, but: I am, I've just had to slow down because it's a busy weekend.
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Hey Applewhite, would you mind giving us a rundown of the infamous Emanation of the Daleks Thanks in advance!  e: or if it takes your fancy The Final Paradox
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Applewhite posted:I am, I've just had to slow down because it's a busy weekend. Oh no, you peaked too soon! I can feel that BBC writing contract slipping away.
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Applewhite posted:I am, I've just had to slow down because it's a busy weekend. No problem. I realized about an hour ago it should probably be the doctor goes back to 1970 London and MI-5 to deal with an alien race of mole-men digging tunnels underneath The Circus (or possibly a circus). I just don't know why they're there or what absurd remark the Doctor would make about cold war espionage.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:No problem. I realized about an hour ago it should probably be the doctor goes back to 1970 London and MI-5 to deal with an alien race of mole-men digging tunnels underneath The Circus (or possibly a circus). I just don't know why they're there or what absurd remark the Doctor would make about cold war espionage. "Unbelievable! Six thousand years of evolution and you nearly blow it all to hell because a German suggests moving money differently!"
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The Dalek of the Daleks One Fish, Two Fish... Once, Twice, Three Times a Doctor
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Arrhythmia posted:"Unbelievable! Six thousand years of evolution and you nearly blow it all to hell because a German suggests moving money differently!" And really it has to be at a circus instead of The Circus because it makes more sense to have kids singing creepy songs at a circus...
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The Doctor reminisces about past incarnations and companions in the B-plot clip show, all the while trying to figure out who dung it. 45 minutes of the episode is culled from classic episodes. In the final five minutes the current Doctor seizes the dung and shatters it with a high frequency pulse from the sonic screw driver, much to the surprise of his companions. The Doctor explains that it was no ordinary dung, but highly dangerous ice warrior excrement. The Doctor quips the answer came to him after thinking of the past and the solution was as simple as "Carpe Fimus" Seize the dung. Morn fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Dec 8, 2014 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:No problem. I realized about an hour ago it should probably be the doctor goes back to 1970 London and MI-5 to deal with an alien race of mole-men digging tunnels underneath The Circus (or possibly a circus). I just don't know why they're there or what absurd remark the Doctor would make about cold war espionage. "When will you humans learn? Spying on a government is worse than killing a million children! There are some things that just shouldn't be done."
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One What it was like before the big bang and ends with how we're going back to that except it's a new world this time something along the lines of us all living in heaven
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Dead Souls of Cheshire A wacky happenstance causes the Tardis to bring Clara and the Doctor to Manchester, 1980. There they meet a tormented young artist Ian Curtis, who has been receiving terrifying psychic visions of a combined invasion of the Ood and Weeping Angels. The final confrontation leads to this young companion's untimely death. The Doctor uses his sonic screw driver to teach his grief stricken band mates a hip new style of music they call 'New Wave'.
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Kazy posted:The Dalek of the Daleks The Doctor and his companion land in a village being terrorized by Daleks. However, they find out that the Daleks are only attacking because they themselves are being terrorized into leaving their home base. The Doctor wonders "what could frighten the Daleks so horribly? If the Daleks are the things that bring death to everything else, what is the Dalek of the Daleks?" MASSIVE MASSIVE SERIES-RUINING SPOILERS FOLLOW It's the Doctor. It was the Doctor all along. The Doctor is the Dalek of the Daleks. The Daleks die telling him "It is you, Dok-tor. It was you all along. You are the Dalek of the Daleks." Trailer for next week: The Doctor of the Daleks
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Argue posted:The Doctor and his companion land in a village being terrorized by Daleks. However, they find out that the Daleks are only attacking because they themselves are being terrorized into leaving their home base. The Doctor wonders "what could frighten the Daleks so horribly? If the Daleks are the things that bring death to everything else, what is the Dalek of the Daleks?" The day the Daleks spoke in more than two syllables
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Doctor Poo (part 1) The Doctor eats a bad burrito and then spends the rest of the episode straining on the toilet, becoming visibly sweaty and red. Doctor Poo (part 2) As the Doctor emerges from the lavatory he find that the aliens he bought the bad burrito from have snuck onto the tardis! He defeats them using the sonic screwdriver to send the smell of his poo poo directly into the nostrils of the aliens.
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Menace on Strings The Doctor and Clara save an Antartic research base from aliens disguised as creepy puppets. This episode guest stars Christopher Eccleston, reprising his role as the Doctor for the first time. However, Peter Capaldi does not appear in it at all, with Eccleston effectively taking his place for the entire duration. He explicitly appears to be the Ninth Doctor, using his own costume, catchphrase and mannerisms rather than the Twelfth's. No in-universe explanation is provided for this sudden change, which goes unremarked upon, even seemingly unnoticed, by both Clara and the Doctor. This episode neatly fits into the current season's timeline, and is not stated to be a flashback or dream, while both episodes before and after this one star Capaldi as normal. When asked about this "continuity gaffe" or "offscreen double-regeneration" (the most popular fan theory), the people involved in the show's production appeared puzzled by the questions, apparently under the impression that Capaldi starred in the episode as normal. When pressed, Capaldi would readily offer anecdotes about his time on the set while filming it. Eccleston meanwhile initially interpreted the questions as some bizarre insult, systematically deflecting them until blowing up into a nine-minute, rage-fueled rant about the Doctor Who franchise and its fans. The DVD release offered no further explanation. In the cast commentary for the episode, Peter Capaldi amicably chats with Jenna Coleman over new footage of a somehow rejuvenated Tom Baker.
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Fred is on posted:Menace on Strings Doctor Who/SCP crossover.
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I have some really fresh new ideas for episode titles Move Along Home If Wishes Were Horses Threshold A Night in Sickbay Hm, The Caretaker from this season actually does in fact share the title with Voyager's pilot episode, coincidence or conspiracy?????
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Acne Rain posted:I have some really fresh new ideas for episode titles I think you could probably take Threshold's story pretty much exactly and make it a Dr. Who episode- just change it from the warp barrier to some time barrier and the Doctor begins to turn into a toad. Clara eventually solves the problem by targeting the TARDIS to clip the old TARDIS as it attempts to make it's run against the time barrier- stopping the Doctor from making the attempt. The Episode ends with the audience now watching the 2nd, interrupted TARDIS and the Doctor saying 'well time to head off to something else' not knowing how they were secretly saved. It's a pretty ST:Voyager ending as well.
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Fred is on posted:Menace on Strings If I was in charge of the show there's no way I could resist loving with the fans like this, at least once
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Morn posted:The Doctor reminisces about past incarnations and companions in the B-plot clip show, all the while trying to figure out who dung it. 45 minutes of the episode is culled from classic episodes. In the final five minutes the current Doctor seizes the dung and shatters it with a high frequency pulse from the sonic screw driver, much to the surprise of his companions. The Doctor explains that it was no ordinary dung, but highly dangerous ice warrior excrement. The Doctor quips the answer came to him after thinking of the past and the solution was as simple as "Carpe Fimus" Seize the dung. That's part two. At the end of part one, the viewers are asked to tell every one who the culprit by using the hashtag #WhoDungIt. Metamorphosis It's a queer day on the TARDIS as parts of the Doctors hair and skin are beginning to turn into leeches, a very rare and deadly space virus with no known way of redemption. The majority of the episode is spent trying to find a cure, only for his situation to worsen. After larger sections of his vital organs are being replaced by centipedes and slugs, the doctor is forced to regenerate and once again give up his current identity for good. The 14th doctor is played by Danny DeVito. Out Of This World During a straightforward escort mission, the Doctor trips into a space vortex, leaving his whereabouts unaccounted for for 5 minutes. Upon being asked what happened, he insists he can't remember and displays odd behavior, such as not noticing people or repeating words. All seems fine at first and the incident is forgotten, until the Doctor begins disassembling nonessential parts of the TARDIS. After a week, the spaceship is in shambles, is barely functional and drenched in a foul smell, but the doctor insists on "gathering more resources". Getting worried about the Doctor's behavior, Rose begins spying on him. By accident, she stumbles on a hidden door, revealing what happened with the removed parts: the entire room has been remodeled into a massive machine. Trying to discern it's function is difficult, but it emits a low humming noise and some exposed gears seem to be covered in blood and other fluids. The most disturbing part however is an eerily accurate replica of her head, surrounded by antennas and wires impaling the disembodied genitals of various alien species. The episode ends on a closeup of a shaken Rose spinning around after hearing the door closing. Out Of This World, Epilogue Rose wakes up and realizes everything was a dream. She then looks directly at the camera and says, "Or was it?" horriblePencilist fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 8, 2014 |
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New idea Maybe: Clouds of time Morn fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Van Kraken posted:Seven Brides for Seven Daleks I'm all for more westerns The Good, The Bad, and The Dalek
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Improbable Lobster posted:Doctor Poo (part 1) Doctor Poo (part 3) 
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Daleks Are Nothing But Trouble Clara's Big Day Out Return Of The Marmelademen Doctor Hustle The Redpilling of Rory Williams The Cinnamon Challenge Dude, Where's My TARDIS? Doctor For Hire Surgeon Who We Wish You A Dalek Christmas A Matter Of Perspective During a space-time anomaly while fighting the Daleks, the Doctor switches bodies with a Dalek! At first, both the real and fake Doctor want to sabotage the opposition as much as possible, but after seeing their biggest rivals from a different point of view, they realize they're not that bad after all. Clara dies at the hands of the Doctor with the mind of a Dalek.
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Tace Vim posted:Doctor Poo (part 3) Why is the Fourth Doctor travelling with Jamie? 
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Where's a Doctor when you need one? My Big Fat Dalek Wedding Super-Doctor Actually, It's Doctor Whom Lateral Damage The Brand New Screwdriver Clara 2.0 Not The Gummiworms! Temple Of Ultimate Annihilation Who! The Musical Get Down With Your Bad Self The Doctor Who Kwanza Special Who Let The Dogs Out Modern Day Hampshire is being invaded by giant man-eating dogs! The Doctor and his companion begin their investigation and quickly realize a mysterious chemical is the cause of these mutations. While trying to secure a sample of the liquid, a pack of angry pitbulls jump out of nowhere! Clara thinks they're finally done for, but The Doctor, being a quick thinker, simply throws his Sonic Screwdriver and the dogs promptly fetch it for him. "It really does work on anything!", an astounded Clara remarks. Finally back in the TARDIS, the Doctor confirms that the chemical contains traces of atoms that can't be found on planet Earth. Scanning the town for the chemical, they track down a lonely dog pound that acts as a front for the hideout of highly advanced canine aliens! They were appalled by the selfish actions of humans and wanted to "return their brethren to their former glory". The doctor defeats them by grabbing their nape and shaking them, telling them they were bad dogs. The episode closes with a rousing speech from the Doctor, explaining that a dog isn't man's slave, but rather his best friend. It is unknown whether the dogs reverted to their original state.
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quote:So many title suggestions. Wow. Most of these are probably gonna have to wait for whenever the second iteration of this thread rolls around, but I'll try and knock out a few of the best ones when work lets up.
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I'm really sorry to dump all these titles on you, but I gotta get them out of my system. I don't expect you to write one of them. The Wonderful Wizard Of Planet Oz What's The Matter Vishnu? Octoberfeast Alien Woodstock Too Many Doctors Hey, Nietzsche, Leave Those Kids Alone! I Cannot Stop Eating More like TARDY! Doctor Who Teaches Typing Hell Hath No Teefury No More Timetravel The God Of Easy Listening The Secret Of The Laserdisc The Problem With Kickstarter A New Challenger? The Mysterious Ronin Yamato Appears!
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Acne Rain posted:I have some really fresh new ideas for episode titles No idea what the story is, but definitely includes the line "Humans! Nobody else could be so arrogant as to use another species for manual labor and never assume they had feelings!" said by the doctor while he is currently looking at a cow. Nobody present corrects him on the difference between horses and cows, for some reason.
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horriblePencilist posted:Return Of The Marmelademen In Russell P. Davies' triumphant return to running Doctor Who, the Doctor finds himself face to face with the Marmalade Men, an alien species that infects, hatches from, and takes the appearance of fruits. They look a bit like the Annoying Orange and the companion at one point directly calls one of them that as an insult. The Doctor notes that these creatures have developed the perfect strategy to invade earth, because fruits are found EVERYWHERE on the planet, and furthermore, it's 71% water, which can only help them grow. Following some action sequences, the Doctor is able to burn down the Marmalade Men's mother tree. Without their central hub, the hivemind collapses, turning the ones left standing into harmless fruit preserve, which solves the nearby town's famine problem.
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horriblePencilist posted:
I feel like this is more a lost Kids in the Hall sketch.
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