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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Spanish Manlove posted:

can you give garbage day a high five for me?

and hug fragmaster for me

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Can you pick me up at the airport?

Also can I sleep in your office or something?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Dibs on the copper wiring. Is the plumbing copper? Dibs on that too.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
drat that's sad, :rip:. I'd go if I weren't so far away. Please put the big SA sign in front of your house, or in front of our dog house.

PS let us give you money some way that isn't buying gift certificates

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone
when does the new Chinese office open?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Where will goons send dildos now?!

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Lowtax share with us your most cherished memory in SA headquarters.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm never going to get to see SA HQ :(

cosmicjim
Mar 23, 2010
VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.
Are we going to need to do a charity drive to keep somethingawful going? I'm down for $10.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
[whispers to the servers] Whosoever killeth Lowtax, if he be goony, shall possess the power of admin.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

cosmicjim posted:

Are we going to need to do a charity drive to keep somethingawful going? I'm down for $10.

Yes astute reader. Lowtax posted it earlier in the thread, but he encouraged everyone to buy plat and new accounts to help keep the website (and not office) of somethingawful.com alive.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Sorry R-Lo, but I live in a state where when the police shoot an unarmed black man the other officers have the common sense to at least pretend they weren't secretly cheering him on.

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
Put up a webcam so we can see what it's like for Goons to meet their mythic Leader. I'm sure it'll be suave as hell

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

este posted:

Put up a webcam so we can see what it's like for Goons to meet their mythic Leader. I'm sure it'll be suave as hell
Pretty sure nobody is showing up.

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
Put up a webcam of that.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Lowtax posted:

Pretty sure nobody is showing up.

My question was serious :(

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Honestly surprised SA has an official office to close...

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Lowtax posted:

Pretty sure nobody is showing up.

dude i will come if i can crash there or aswbm lets me crash at his place. i am coming from cle, but don't want to miss this!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
lowtax i will pray for ur safety and well being as we all know goons are vicious monsters teetering on the edge of madness

also im praying just in case u arent already a saved soul (by are lord and savor jc)

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Lowtax posted:

Pretty sure nobody is showing up.

I'll show up Saturday early afternoon. If nothing else, I can get something for Secret Santas.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

I will not be able to go, but I would like a live feed.

Also I think it is cool that Lowtax does not beg goons for money. For people that want to give money to something awful, buy me a new avatar.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
Photos of the place need to posted in this thread.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Can someone recreate this beautiful moment at such a historic gathering?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if anyone wants to give lowtax money feel free to give me the most offensive avatar and or name you want I won;t change it because i don't buy nothing.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

and hug fragmaster for me

if fragmaster is there someone tell him to post on the forums and make videos

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
Bring a camera, in case lowtax is passed out from a mix of alcohol and antidepressants when you get there.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I will try to make it on Sunday. Though I am currently not 100% sure I will be there. Really want to drop by and have some beers with the 'Tax though.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
I'd like to see photos of the office

Wayne
Oct 18, 2014

He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself

Demonachizer posted:

My question was serious :(

What, really? Well, I don't know how we'd handle contact info (IRC, maybe?), but if anybody can get to the airport, I can pick you up. 2012 Avenger, room for 2-4 (depending on mass :v: ), I'd just want some help on gas since going to KCI adds about an hour to the travel time.

Edit: You know, thinking about it, if you can swing a short-notice plane ticket to hang out with Lowtax for an afternoon, you can probably rent a car. Oh well. Just figured I'd offer, WWJD and all that. :)

Wayne fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Nov 21, 2014

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


How do you deal with normal people showing up and then not seeming to reveal a horrid flaw that shows their inner goon?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Saalkin posted:

Where will goons send dildos now?!
Open the telephone book and pick a random person.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

darkwing cuck posted:

this, and also please make the selling of merchandise available to us in some kind of electronical way, low tax. i would totally buy some sa merch, but i live in florida

Seriously, bring back the "City Name Sports Team" merch. There was nearly a bidding war for just one jersey in SAMart.
People will for real buy this stuff.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

drat, I'm probably busy on Saturday. Any idea how late you will be hanging around?

TipsyMc
Sep 5, 2004

I visited BYOB and all I got was this lousy avatar
You are making me nervous with all your appearances in the forums lately..and now you are closing the offices. You okay, buddy? :ohdear:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


I will not come by the Something Awful offices this weekend :toxx:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


If no one shows up just mail me some stuff thanks.

Or also if they do, or whichever. I won't twist your arm.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

darkwing cuck posted:

this, and also please make the selling of merchandise available to us in some kind of electronical way, low tax.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I have to work this weekend. Could I get a shirt ?

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
I know a guy nearby and would tell him to show up and ask lowtax to help me remember the password I used to use on here in the long long ago for nostalgia and also to take some free booze but how does one explain that task to a person

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Jun 14, 2008

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