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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Anyone else feel sorry for the poor bastard at steak n shake?

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HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

leica posted:

Anyone else feel sorry for the poor bastard at steak n shake?


Sperglord will never be able to show his face at the steak n shake

edit: But at least he'll be able to do sick burnouts in the parking lot with his new car

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jan 24, 2015

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009
The dude works at steak and shake...he obviously hates himself already sooo....

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

SouthsideSaint posted:

The dude works at steak and shake...he obviously hates himself already sooo....

I wonder how many hours the guy had to work at the steak n shake to buy sperdlord's 300zx

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Slavin' over a grill flippin burgers to save up for a worthless pile of dog poo poo.

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009
I just have to say....DO NOT buy a Starion / Conquest. Sure, they look cool and tick all the right boxes, but just no. Don't. This is absolutely not a car for a clueless learning mechanic.

Source: I owned a Conquest at one point a few years ago.

That said - a Prelude is really not that bad of a suggestion, if you can get around the FWD and find a not rotten one. A 3rd gen (88-91) with (all mechanical) 4WS handles like it is on loving rails, and almost everything you will ever have to do to it is well documented online. 4th gen is kind of boring, 5th gen has a lot of electronic fuckery.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Its character building.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jan 24, 2015

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

this is a summary of my life

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
Okay, serious mode, there's a couple things in Portland I'd like to take a look at.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4858838310.html

This thing, if it is indeed fully loaded, should be 4WD, has the most awesome dash ever, and looks like a spaceship on the inside.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4857147133.html

Integra, which has been suggested before, and depending on how worn out things are, it may be very fixable and drivable on the spot.

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/4853456473.html

Even if this might kill me, I still kinda want it, especially if it is in fact as good of shape as it seems.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4851705933.html

I heard Scirocco's are neat.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Okay, serious mode, there's a couple things in Portland I'd like to take a look at.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4858838310.html

This thing, if it is indeed fully loaded, should be 4WD, has the most awesome dash ever, and looks like a spaceship on the inside.
No, it'll rot away, and parts are hard to find.

quote:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4857147133.html

Integra, which has been suggested before, and depending on how worn out things are, it may be very fixable and drivable on the spot.
I like it. Practical, good condition, hard-wearing interior, four doors so it'll be cheap. That punt in the rear passenger side looks weird, make sure the hatch isn't full of water.

quote:

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/4853456473.html

Even if this might kill me, I still kinda want it, especially if it is in fact as good of shape as it seems.
Not yet. That one's suspiciously nice but MR2s are a whole new world of pain for maintenance.

quote:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4851705933.html

I heard Scirocco's are neat.
They're extremely neat. The nice thing about VWs of that vintage is even though they're aging rapidly, you can find a lot of spare parts because of all the interchange. They're also (mostly) properly built in that era.

That one will probably fail inspection if the cat is really dickered, and that could probably get expensive if a can of cataclean doesn't clear things up. This would be my pick of the litter.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

Seat Safety Switch posted:

That one will probably fail inspection if the cat is really dickered, and that could probably get expensive if a can of cataclean doesn't clear things up. This would be my pick of the litter.

Doesn't need to pass inspection. Too old, in IL!

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Ive had a Scirocco for 9 years and its been the most reliable car Ive ever had though its an 8V which is a little less finicky than the 16V. Its also insanely fun to drive even with only 90hp.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
If the Scirocco and Integra look half as good in person, at those prices I would just buy them both tbh

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
unf http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/4859527473.html
maybe not the best one, but these are easy to find cheap and are p solid cars http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4857143519.html
he should buy a practical car right guys http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4853660484.html
i feel like the price is crackpipe but it's nice to look at http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/4848908877.html

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Jan 24, 2015

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010


I've wanted a Multi (why they didn't call it that stateside still confounds me, it's not even really a Stanza) since highschool, but every time I got the urge and had some spare cash I couldn't find one. :smith:
GET THIS THING SPERGCOCK

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

Is anyone else reading this in Henchman 24's voice? "It's powder blue, mostly."

jammyozzy fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jan 24, 2015

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Really, why doesn't Sperglord just get a 240sx?

He could get one that's been SR20 swapped or he could do it himself after he learns about them. Pretty neat cars to work on and very straightforward.

It'll be tough to find a good, unmolested one, but they're out there and his price range is on point for one.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/cto/4853081610.html

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4861329515.html

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4855560309.html

Adiabatic fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jan 24, 2015

streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat
Get a conquest, just put a 4G63 in it
http://www.projectzerog.com/

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Buy a truck, like one mentioned earlier.
Simple to work on, and hey if you feel like a project car later on, you can tow a car trailer or chuck engines in the back.
If you have the room for more than one vehicle, it should always be truck/ute first, then project cars after.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Adiabatic posted:

Really, why doesn't Sperglord just get a 240sx?

He could get one that's been SR20 swapped or he could do it himself after he learns about them. Pretty neat cars to work on and very straightforward.

It'll be tough to find a good, unmolested one, but they're out there and his price range is on point for one.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/cto/4853081610.html

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4861329515.html

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4855560309.html

Actually, yeah S13 kinda works. KA24 is the perfect motor for babby's first 5spd, it's got the JDM doriftu factor spergcock is pretty hard set on, they rust slower and are much more common than z31s and he can do an SR swap when he gets bored with the tractorpickup motor.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

Tommychu posted:

Actually, yeah S13 kinda works. KA24 is the perfect motor for babby's first 5spd, it's got the JDM doriftu factor spergcock is pretty hard set on, they rust slower and are much more common than z31s and he can do an SR swap when he gets bored with the tractorpickup motor.

I'm actually pretty much on-board with an S13.

The problem is, again, the entire finding one that isn't beat to everloving poo poo.

Also, that Stanza Wagon, what's up with it? Because it looks awful.

Also:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4858076957.html

Pretty much fits the bill, looks like. Unfuckered with, the mods that have been done to it are (according to him) easily removable, nothing's stupid and obnoxious on the outside of the car, and it looks like I've got room to fiddle with it if need be.

fishception fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jan 24, 2015

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Also, that Stanza Wagon, what's up with it? Because it looks awful.

It's an '80s Mazda5. They're slow and they look ridiculous but they've got charm, personality, a clutch pedal and a poo poo ton of space.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Just buy this, OP. It's somehow in better shape than yours, plus has totally custom PO work that you seem attracted to like a moth to a flame.

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/4860476547.html

Also, I'm guessing you struck ET or EM?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Also, that Stanza Wagon, what's up with it? Because it looks awful.


Hey now, my mom drove a Stanza when I was born :mad:

It was a shitpile that broke down and left us stranded in Charleston when I was three or so

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Also, that Stanza Wagon, what's up with it? Because it looks awful.

You were supposed to read the ad in 24's voice.

240sx is a good on-paper suggestion I personally didn't bother making earlier because I didn't think he would find an unfucked one. With op's new take time and buy the right car approach, it's another good fit for op. He'd be hard pressed to find a suitable one though, because he needs to stay away from any PO fuckery that isn't dead simple to correct. Good ones are doriftu taxed about as hard as e30's too, but they're within his budget easily.

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jan 24, 2015

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Sperglord Firecock posted:


http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4858076957.html

Pretty much fits the bill, looks like. Unfuckered with, the mods that have been done to it are (according to him) easily removable, nothing's stupid and obnoxious on the outside of the car, and it looks like I've got room to fiddle with it if need be.

Well there ya go. That looks perfect!

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Adiabatic posted:

Well there ya go. That looks perfect!

Seconding this, want me to go look at it?

Could probably rip those hidzzz out and shampoo the carpet for you if you end up buying it.

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jan 24, 2015

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
Yes, all of the yes.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Yes, all of the yes.

tell the owner your friend from the internet wants to look at it and post an email address I can send my phone number to. I'm busy the next few days but I can probably figure something out with the owner next week. I don't know jack about 240's so I'll try to bring a friend who does. But at the very least I can give my impressions and tell you if its a rustbucket. Ad looks good to me but it would be nice to have an opinion from a goon who knows a thing or two about 240s.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Might see if you can bribe 13" with some booze or money

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
At least now Sperglord understands Nissan ownership: buy it off Craigslist, get in too deep, flip it, buy another Nissan off Craigslist.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
I already shot him an e-mail, just need to wait for a response. My plan for this is to head out there in early March to get car, so I have some time to save up for A: Sundry expenses, and B: the trip back.

Edit:

Not to mention going over the Rockies in a sleek light little RWD car in winter is a loving terrible idea and even I know that.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Would an S13 that clean hang around that long?

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
That's a slight issue, but what choice do I have?

I at the very least have to wait until the 300ZX sells.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
lol, there is no way that s13 is going to sit for the next 2+ months unless you pay the guy now and go get it later

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



rscott posted:

lol, there is no way that s13 is going to sit for the next 2+ months unless you pay the guy now and go get it later

Even then the guy might pass on garaging an car for an out of state buyer for 2 months in favor of selling to someone who will move it out immediately.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Sperglord Firecock posted:


I at the very least have to wait until the 300ZX sells.

Lol why dont you just wait until you have cash in hand, until you do you're just a dreamer. Just because steak n shake guy said hes gonna buy your poo poo heap, it doesn't mean it's going to happen. Nothing is sold until the cash is in your hands.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Sperglord Firecock posted:

That's a slight issue, but what choice do I have?

Don't waste the owners time when you don't have money? It's loving annoying.

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I deal with craigslist dreamers all the time and yes it is loving annoying. No Im not holding the car util you get your "settlement" jackass.

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