Seat Safety Switch posted:

Reddit's right, you know. All you need to do is buy fifty bucks in plate steel from the local Autozone and then hold it up to the frame rails of the car really hard while thinking about that girl who laughed in your face when you finally screwed up the courage to ask her out for the prom THE MISANDRIST SLUT and then your car is all fixed.

Or you could just buy a car you can fix and will be worth something after the fixing.