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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Bet on A unless battery being older than 1 year

When you flat-gently caress a battery it takes a good charge(r) to bring it back.


Viggen posted:

Yeah, but this is too nice to grenade in the name of "Oh, I hosed up." Kill an SL1. I hear you get money back from the government for bringing back bits of the plastic body 'n' poo poo..


Or be like this choad and buy a saab, and always be in over your head.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'd advise getting a jumpbox if you're prone to leaving lights on and such.


also. does your bitching betty work? :D

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Yes, yes she does.

And because the passenger door doesn't like closing very well, it bitches continuously during driving.



Funny you mention that. every Z of that vintage I drove/rode in, the passenger door did that exact same loving thing.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'd offer a hand fixing the fucker up if I was.

I've worked on a shitload of those and the biturbo 90s bastards.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Does your CEL self test work when you turn the key to on, but not start?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Voltage during cranking sufficient?


The Vigge' was insinuating YOU had gas.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Woot! Now the fun things.


Verify spark during cranking. pop a plug wire off, stuff a screwdriver in the fucke rand stick it near something metal. look for an arc. don't touch the fucker while doing this!

Verify fuel pressure. don't have a fuel pressure reader? grab the old style tire pressure gauge and measure whats at the shrader valve on the fuel rail. I can't remember if these have test ports or not.


EFB: Beaten' like a gimp in a dungeon. goddammit.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Sperglord Firecock posted:

Okay. I'll have to give this a shot when it's daylight, and when I have a helping hand. I don't have much helping hands around the area, since my mom pretty much says, "IT'S YOUR CAR" and doesn't really help that much.

I'll get an old-timey tire pressure gauge when I get the chance. I have a feeling it's useful for all number of things.

You have a gauge as Adiabatic pointed out. Ignore my babble.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Liquid filled pressure gauges are indeed a thing.


iirc it gives a more accurate reading.





E: VVVVVVV Bugger.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Dec 6, 2014

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
ZX guys. does anybody remember what the injection pressure is on his car? Cause if its under ~50psi, I have a good in line pressure gauge I'll send to this guy tomorrow.


E: Given that he wants it. Its left-ups form shitpile of course.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
ooorrrrr take the money, buy the cheapie "mechanics" toolset from sears' site. (half off cause xmas!) annnnd fix the car! :3:

oh, and listen to our advice.. we've all been down this rabbit hole a time or a thousand.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

InitialDave posted:

In a non-turbo early-eighties diesel? No, it really isn't.

None of the gauges matter honestly.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Seat Safety Switch posted:

This thread is like some kind of enthralling mystery that keeps getting revealed layer by layer.

Noooo shiiiit.


so this magical fan switch.

does it operate the friggin' heater for you, or the engine radiator fans?


E: PM your addy to me so I can send out the gauge. :D

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Dec 19, 2014

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Pics of the fans.

More times than not the lovely dual ebay setups suck less than a good working mechanical.

It takes some serious loving work to get better performance from an electric vs mechanical with "universal" ones.

If its no volvoid fan, or mkIII, its probably a piece of poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Viggen posted:

Make sure your camera isn't overheating and the battery posts aren't too weak for it to turn on. :ohdear:

:golfclap:


sometimes you're ok, Vigge.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Adiabatic posted:

Here's the thing. We want to help....



Case in point. I was going to send the Op a FPR, and two different thermisters for his cooling fans.....

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
You have a box of christmas poo poo coming. it'll be there friday.

:frogsiren:


I couldn't find the second thermocouple thats hose/radiator fin mounted, when I do, i'll bubble mailer it to you

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
The vin scares me.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Rectal Placenta posted:

He's in Chicago, right? It's like -10 degrees right now, I don't think the car will be doing much.

Just because its -10 doesn't mean its not gonna overheat.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
time to sell it.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Dude let the sucker have it.

Not just rust, thats STRUCTURAL.


E: want a Z31 that bad? sell that one, Fly to the SW and buy one...

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
thats a unibody C channel. closest you get to a frame.
and what isn't rusted is crunched all to hell. wow...

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Crustashio posted:

It amazes me that people take the POs word for things easily checked by "looking at it".

Guy that bought my 190 asked if it leaked. i said nope.

He never even bothered to look under it.

(front main blew, coating the underside in oil)

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Cage posted:

Now when you say lightyears better....

Its because of the mad tyte chassis flex.

Don't remove the Targas!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
You should get a turbo'd gen III supra next.

No, Seriously.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Yep.

I had 3. they're big heavy fuckers with decent predictable handling and decent brakes. the turbo gives it juuust enough power to be fun too.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Digital dashes are awes...holy poo poo its missing half the dash.

DUDE NO.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Its there at the top. Everything else is missing though. holy poo poo.


E: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/4848539095.html

awww yisssss

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jan 23, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
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30 second search brings back the sf oddballs.

E: more!

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cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 23, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I'd invest in some pantyhose if you were gonna buy that mr2.


old school trick for ITB air filters

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Why not just get a cheap generic shitbox to learn to work on instead of PO hosed rusted out nightmares?

thats automotive sanity. :frogout:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
thats what I thought too. maybe they just don't give a gently caress about old poo poo anymore?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
why? Because its unmolested?

goddamn that thing looks clean.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Oldass carbs don't play very nice with ethanol.

and the throttle shafts do wear out.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

:catstare:

I think you found the person that built the bathroom in my house.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

InitialDave posted:

I don't understand why people are anti-E30? They're good cars, pretty easy to work on, and well supported. What's the issue?

pretty easy to work on

pretty easy to work on


that involves the OP working on his car.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Hey guys what have I mis....



revmoo posted:

Hmm there hasn't been a MOD CHALLENGE in AI lately...



Oh.

:munch:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

opengl128 posted:

I'd love to see him dump the clutch on a gixxer like he does when driving his car

I would pay to watch this.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

HEY VAPER posted:

What? Does not compute.


Dude you put way too much effort into this post.

HE CAN'T GRASP CLUTCHING. how the gently caress is he going to understand the driving dynamics between an asian car and something built stateside?

A halfass good driver could hand him his rear end with a lima powered mustang or even a 302 (nonHO) continental.




E: Fwiw: I've owned two fox based vehicles. I'm not biased by any means.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

TWSS posted:

I found a video of OP in his second favourite pair of pajamas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7GmuYbRypg


:colbert: Clutchwork is too smooth to be him

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