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Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Handsome Ralph posted:

Someone found a training video for Sega of America game Testers. It's 90's as gently caress.

https://vimeo.com/166472288

So many people smoking. What do you do on your breaks? I smoke.

Need to use a computer? Head on over to the designated computer area and use one of the shared computers.

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Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

I remember when some of the earlier Playstation Magazine demo discs also had weird Japanese games that never got a translation. One was a minigame collection based around being a restaurant chef, and it was all in Japanese so I had to try and figure out each game's controls and rules on the spot as an elementary schooler.

There's an American spiritual successor called Cook, Serve, Delicious! http://www.cookservedelicious.com/main/

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

InediblePenguin posted:

otoh if it's 3am you better have a card on you bc gas stations often have pay-at-the-pump even when the shop is closed -- "all I have is cash and I can't find a station with someone actually working to take my cash" has been more often a problem for me than "i have no cash and the card reader is down"

I once saw a gas pump with a bill acceptor built in. It said it would take a $50.

I remember my mom making sure I had quarters to use a pay phone. I usually spent them on snacks in a vending machine. Coins being enough to buy something worthwhile in a vending machine, that's obsolete.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I was in northern Virginia a while ago, and they had lanes that have the change baskets / ez-pass, and the other lanes have cashiers. I thought the ez-pass lane would be faster, but no it's the "cut you off and then rummage around for coins while you wait line". I can't wait for everything to be converted to the full-speed gantries.

I drove to college once and then immediately got an EZ pass, screw paying cash. Just seeing that I had one convinced my parents it was OK for them to get one too.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Mr.Radar posted:

This was posted in the PYF Obsolete and Failed Technology thread but I think it belong here more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

I don't even want to know how many hours of my life I lost having to sit through that commercial in the mid 90s.

I was in an elevator or something that was playing Lily Was Here, and it was driving me nuts trying to think of where I knew that song from. It's on this CD, they play the main riff when the 1-800 number comes up on screen. Had some perfect sync up on our nostalgia cycles.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

quote:

Did you get the disk?
Are the Teletubbies gay?

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I make pan pizza at home. It satisfies my cravings for Pizza Hut, without having to taint my perceptions of the real Pizza Hut.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

FilthyImp posted:

How do you get the signature crunchy crispy crust?
All my attempts end in sad Dominos-like poo poo.

Mostly from oil in the pan. If it comes out of the oven and needs more crisp, you can put it on the stovetop.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Did anyone ever use DWANGO? I remember it being included on the Doom/Heretic installs, but never used it. I wasn't allowed to tie up the phone line when I was a kid, nor did I have the money to pay for a subscription like that.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
The first time I made a pizza in my cast iron pan, I realized why it was called a personal pan pizza. It's made in a pan, and it's personal sized. It's what I remember pizza hut being like, and I don't have to spoil any memories by going there and being disappointed.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Neito posted:

You know what was super 90s that nobody remembers? Those cars with the motorized seatbelt buckles on a track near the door. There were like three or four years where that was the coolest poo poo ever, and then you never saw it again.

The government required either those or airbags. Guess what was cheaper?

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

FilthyImp posted:

I could see them being a headache with the mechanism breaking and whatnot. And I imagine the attach point wasn't as strong as just baking it into the pillar.

My aunt had a red sports car with those seatbelts AND the cool flip-up headlights. I know those were trash but I really loved that design.

Speaking of car stuff, anyone remember the motorized antennas? Or sticking magnets with antennae on them for car phones?

I'm surprised that cars have external antennas at all, since embedding them in the window is a thing now.

Seems like car antennas changed to the short nub, or the in-window kind around 2000. And with them, antenna toppers disappeared:

These look fancier than I remember. They were mostly just a ping pong or tennis ball on the end.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

TITANKISSER69 posted:

All this talk about computer desks & cabinets made me think of this photo:



Definitely a late 90s/early 2000s 'web porn' vibe - but just look at that furniture!

I just realized I have that chair.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I don't remember my elementary school fundraisers having prizes.

I did some kind of reading thing sponsored by world book encyclopedia though. If everyone in the class read enough, we would get a set of encyclopedias for the classroom, and individual prizes. I got an eraser shaped like a shoe. It was nice because one of the cool kids in class had a shoe eraser before, so having one made me cool as well. I don't know if parents were throwing cash at this behind the scenes, or if WB was feeling the heat from computers and the internet.

Mu Zeta posted:

We had to sell lovely magazines and got these as a prize



In high school I must have done the same, but I also got a stopwatch because I sold an sub to ESPN magazine.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Did Penn always have a Ponytail? I guess on this scale, Teller is the only cool one, which isn't exactly wrong.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Yeah, I also had Sega Visions and my sub was changed to Gamepro. When we upgraded to a Playstation, we started the Playstation Underground. My Dad, Brother and I had our collective minds blown when we got the first issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPIoOZuoGd8

It goes straight into MST3k, and then some interviews about Net Yaroze homebrew and upcoming games like Gran Turismo. Then they had demos of Japan only releases. And the whole second disk with more demos and trailers. It was such a different and unexpected experience.

MST3K is pretty 90's on its own, but the whole thing is great:

The type and border around the black square are great.


I feel like "frozen thing" was pretty popular then too.

There's a synopsis of all the issues here: https://www.giantbomb.com/playstation-underground/3015-993/

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I remember as a kid having a special ice cream at christmas time. It came in the normal ice cream box, but you were supposed to slice it, instead of scooping. The middle was green, mint flavored, nad in the shape of a christmas tree, and the outside was white and vanilla flavored. There were candies of some kind (m&ms maybe) to look like ornaments. It was also kind of cool that you ate it on a plate instead of in a bowl, so it felt like a lot of ice cream.


I haven't seen it since the 90s. I don't think I've seen ice cream come in a box like that, instead of a tub, since the 90s.

Trabant posted:

^ exactly! It's being served in glasses. Meant for booze.

The moment I get one of these motherfuckers I'm eating the whole thing slice by slice from a martini glass.

My Mom got some dessert glasses like that and was pretty excited to show them off and uses them for any dessert that fits. It's not just TV, those glasses are cool IRL.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

You can't see the custom cursor or hear the midi soundtrack. It seems to be missing the custom status bar message scrolling, along with the "Hover over this to temporarily hide the scroller" and "Click here for a different scroller message" links.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Those juice packs look like the "popsicles" they had at my school cafeteria. I wouldn't be surprised if it were the same juice inside and one is served frozen and the other thawed.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Trabant posted:

FYI about Pringles: if you're ever in a market where they offer them, paprika Pringles are wonderful. In my experience limited to Yuropland, but they might have them elsewhere too.

Except here in :911:, because we don't deserve them.

Not just pringles, any paprika chips are great.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Needs to be parked outside a TCBY.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Looks like SimCity TCG is available in Tabletop Simulator https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=341692129

I kind of want to try it out.

Rules are here: https://web.archive.org/web/20001002025603/http://www.chembio.uoguelph.ca/wisco/simcity/simdetai.htm

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

Sim ant loving owned and I would love to play it again.

https://archive.org/details/msdos_SimAnt_-_The_Electronic_Ant_Colony_1991

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

The carving station guy shows up in this subway video as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW3-gwCQK6o&t=423s

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

mlnhd posted:

I was always disappointed when I saw markers like that. Usually when they diverge from the typical crayola markings, it’s because they had some extra gimmick.

I always thought those stamp markers would be scented, but what i was expecting was Mr. Sketch brand scented markers.



My set came in this red plastic suitcase. Seems like everything came in suitcases:



I had a vinyl case sort of like that, I remember the plastic trays. But more importantly my great-grandma knitted a case with plastic canvas.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
AAA triptik was the thing we used through the 90s. Preprinted pages bound into a comb bound booklet. Then a highlighter and stamps to show the route and known construction projects along the way. You can get a PDF simulation of the booklet on their site.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
You mean the non-smoking section of the Perkins. You had to walk through the smoking section to get there.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
All the (now unmanned) security desks at my old work had the glass top and monitor mount underneath. I assume they had camera feeds shown on there. The ergonomics of that must have been awful, you can't see what's in front of you while looking at the screen.

They had moved all security operations to a central office at some point. The control panels were still in place, so they could post a guard for special events or something.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

90s Solo Cup posted:

What can be more 90s than 90s mall store decor?

Here's an entire collage of them: https://imgur.com/gallery/Ak4r16D


I know this list is selecting for the wild designs, but I'm impressed at how bold and complicated the designs are. In the 90's even the K-Mart had some neon lights on the wall, and Walmart had the smileys up around. The GTE Contact Center reminded me of an office I worked in that was last remodeled in the 90s.

I feel like most stores today have minimal design. They have some shelves and racks and they might be nice shelves but that's it. However, Stew Leonard's has their animatronic funscape. I can think of one Banana Republic that has this train station design to it, but their other stores don't have much design interest. Wegman's has the fake streetscape in the Cafe/Bakery/Deli section of their flagship stores, but most have the "is brown" aesthetic.

Maybe I'm just too old to appreciate some of the design?

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
https://archive.org/details/nickelodeonmagazine

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Dad I hit a home run tonight to win the game. Call me later.

gently caress they had a target demo for this poo poo.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I hope that the company who made all the paper vendors made literally anything else. And not cigarette vendors.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
What monorail line is it connected to?

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Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Looks like they used the "modern" aesthetic items from the sims. Is this Will Wright's house?

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