Symbolic Butt posted:

if you're like in hawaii and you have an ukulele then you're fine and ok in my book

if you're brazilian and you import ukulele then you're an rear end in a top hat. there's a perfectly fine (and better sounding imo) similar traditional instrument. you can find it everywhere and it's way cheaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RQyE4RxxLQ "but eeeww samba, I don't want to play an instrument associated with poor people, I want to be that white american hipster that I was supposed to be"

god I hate people like that, it's like ukuleles are apple computers but way worse