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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Garden visitor, shouted at me until I put some mealworms out. I suspect he has some other house nearby feeding him regularly for how bold he was :)



Oh my god. It's Pepe!


http://www.wowhead.com/npc=86470#comments

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I never realized moles could book it like that.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Michaellaneous posted:

This cat is terrified for life.

That picture needs a couple shaking fists and KHAAAAANNNNN.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

-Zydeco- posted:

The baddest frog in the whole puddle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9_1xK4gjSg

I had my headphones in the floor when I clicked this.
My cats became very interested in the sounds coming out.



They are still sniffing around trying to figure out wtf.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

That's Marnie the dog, and no evidence to the contrary will convince me Marnie's not a Muppet.

http://marniethedog.tumblr.com/

Seriously thats an animantronic dog. It has to be.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Maggie Fletcher posted:

You should have seen the :catstare: look my cat just gave me when I opened this.

My cats freaked out over the Desert Rain frog, and the sounds it made.
They were stalking around where my headphones were in the floor for like 10 minutes trying to find wtf was making that noise.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Big Cats such as Lions and Tigers get all the press, but what is the smallest species of cat? It's actually a tie between two contenders: the Black-Footed Cat (Felis nigripes), and the Rusty-Spotted Cat (Prionailurus rubiginosus).

Each of these diminutive cattes weighs in at only around 1/4 the weight of the Domestic Cat (Felis sylvestris). They are essentially perma-kittens, with the added advantage that the kitten versions of each represent cuteness in an extremely concentrated and deadly form.

The Black-Footed Cat:









The Rusty-Spotted Cat:









I can't lie. I exclaimed " Oh my gooooood" in a high pitched voice as I read this.
I need like ahundred of these things.









Get a house and put in owls, otters and cats. A nexus of cattiness will be torn asunder.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Ugh, god this is just, like, the worst cat. It's all shiny and moist looking. At least its not covered in straw like so many seem to be, though.

I have never known until now how much I need to be bitten on the nose by a baby hippo.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

When I was in grade school like...more than 20 years ago, I drew a comic. Wombat Woman.
Pretty sure it's been lost to the ages.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

It's so fluffy I COULD DIE :aaa:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I've heard it suggested that you put the water in beforehand. The water coming out of the faucet could freak the cat out.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Man, check out the size of that guys Dik-Dik!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

1stGear posted:

It will never not tickle me that as far as that frog knows, it's screaming "I'LL gently caress YOU UP BITCH BRING IT I'M THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN SOUTH AFRICA" :3:

I think to think it's just " DONT EAT MEEEEEE! DONT! EAT! MEEEE!"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

CATS.GIF

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Some breeders in Germany are fixing the pug at the moment:


I heard something about a group of breeders trying to fix the bulldog as well.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Still wanna wear that hcat

The Cat in the hat is the hat.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Suleman posted:


Good dog.

" Haha, we're safe now! Theres no way that dog can make that jump!"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Maggie Fletcher posted:

That face is totally him waiting for you to laugh, and trying not to laugh before you do.

Where is that collection of the skeletons and the vampire just making completely awful puns?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Azhais posted:

I get a falcon that lands on the railing on my back deck and lays there all the time when it's hot out, he does the same thing. Splits his time panting and staring in the window at me wondering if I'm edible

You should put a wide shallow container of water out for it to splash around in.
I just assume a falcon would do that I dont know

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Throwing Turtles posted:

I had one of those, my first dog MacArthur. Here he is getting a check up from Dante who wants a career in something involving genitals.


]

Don't worry. He's a doctor.





Well, he's a gynecologist, but it's his lunch hour.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Alter Ego posted:

Wanna boop that nose.

And then be mauled to death, of course.

Nah man, Cheetahs are incredibly chill. More like dogs, in temperament, than cats.
I believe there's never been a recorded cheetah attack on a human.
Or was that just recorded DEATH?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Yes, GBS used to have a lot of fun threads.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

VendaGoat posted:

Be the change you want to see in the forums

Well, I thought a neat thread idea would be like " recreate scenes from movies/whatever poorly using whatever you have around the house"
Sorta like that garbage bag Yoda, and Thor costume made from beer cans, but it'd just all be "poop im gay cuck"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Yeah, that's pretty normal. Humans aren't going anywhere near there, and animals don't understand/feel radiation so they're gonna move right on in.

Sooooo...you are saying we should low-grade nuke more areas of the world?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Man, Tendai that's making me go find my cat and give him pettings.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Gorilla Salad posted:

If they found it in the foundation, they should call it Hari Seldon.

Or "Cask".

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Chili posted:

But was there ever a cat?

Suprise! The Cat is you!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

MisterBibs posted:

I don't own a catte, but

Of course you don't. No one owns a catte.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Tony Phillips posted:

Pretty sure that Elephant is thinking "Why did you photoshop me like this?"
"Is this what you like? Is this what gets you going?"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Flip to 7:15 to see a Butterscotch cat trying to get out of a bathtub. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxS5E-kZc2s

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Let me introduce my two cats: Major Tom, and Lucy.


Major tom is a bit of an rear end in a top hat (well, he's a cat) and loving loves face rubbings. He is also a pretty big cat, at least twice as big as Lucy, if not more. Lucy is small, and light, and never seems to actually look directly at you. Tom is 3 or 4 years old now, and Lucy about a year younger.
See, where we live, we used to have problems with people dropping cats off, so we had a lot at one time. We pared it on down to just a few, and eventually, it was just his mother, and him. Well, she was still somewhat wild, so she took off with him for a while, came back, got sick and died.
Well, Tom got pretty lonely. Lonely enough that one morning, I stepped outside to find a small, grey, kitten on the back porch. People friendly, and just old enough to eat crunchy cat food. So, either someone tossed a cat, and Ole' tom picked her up, or he went hunting and stole a kitten from somewhere.
I guess she doesn't mind too much, they are pretty inseparable.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I had a dream last night that I owned a baby hippo named Beakback.
loving weird.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Fearless_Decoy posted:


This is Onyx. He's 15 years old and is the biggest sweetheart you could imagine. When I come home from work and sit down to untie my shoes he's right there licking my hands and rubbing on me like a cat.

Haha jesus. What the gently caress is that thing?
I just can't stop laughing. It looks like a bad photoshop.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Dewgy posted:

You'd think that, but the tiny one was the one being aggressive. It was great, that mastiff didn't know what the hell to think for like a half hour.

Ever seen the cartoon " 2 Stupid Dogs"? Sorta like that.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Dip the ends of their tails in food dye?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Cyan, Turquoise (Turk for short) Umber, etc etc etc.
Boom, names made and done.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
With all that pipe leaf they smoke, I'm sure Frodo has seen time.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Boy, that is one fuzzy CAT-apillar! :haw:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

hamsystem posted:

From the 'freude thread:

Serisouly looks like a cartoon dog now.

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