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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I had to listen to a customer bitch at me for 3 hours because we couldn't do anything about server responsiveness for a product we don't own or maintain. I'd like to place an order for some animals doing really dumb/cute things. :colbert:

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

King Kambrook posted:

Here's a picture of "Cadbury" the chocolate lab puppy.



He's been in the sun too long and turned into a big puddle of melted chocolate.

I want to boop his nose in the worst goddamn way. :3:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Say Nothing posted:



Might actually be a cloud.

I want to see it walk.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Malachite_Dragon posted:


Pictured: entering a room full of collies while carrying a tennis ball

All I can think of is the seagulls from Finding Nemo.

"Mine?"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005


"Oh for gently caress's sake, I have to get out before he dresses me in ANOTHER stupid outfit."

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Oh my god, he fills the WHOLE SINK :3:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Slime posted:

The very animal way the thing moves makes watching it be kicked a little upsetting. It's like watching someone kick a robot doggy.

ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT! ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IArVkwnfaI

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Funzo posted:

The Milwaukee zoo has a new(ish) Snow Leopard cub. It is adorable, and they have posted some pictures.
http://www.milwaukeezoo.org/news/2015/sossyfebupdate.php

Holy poo poo, the one with him flying through the air :3:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

A cotton ball in its natural habitat?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Oh my god look at its little face :3:

Haruharuharuko posted:

King of the jungle wants to go for walkies
http://i.imgur.com/aQTvoNc.webm

I'm gonna be a mighty king; so enemies beware...

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

aerion111 posted:

All our cats have always been 'the cat'
The dogs get names, sometimes even nicknames (they often don't care about all the syllables, so I find you've got a few 'variations' you can use with any particular dog-name)
But the cat is always 'the cat', and the two cats I can remember have acted so similarly that I've got trouble telling them apart (especially since the current one's the daughter of the first one, so there's a family resemblance)

My uncle Doc had a bulldog that he just named "Dog". Damndest thing.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

That's hardly a pile. This is a pile.




Having horrifying flashbacks to that Karen Kuykendall story.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

ChrisHansen posted:

I have a friend who works for the SPCA police in NJ. This doge was found by police and was taken to the station until the owner was found. Home safe now



I cannot stop making the same :haw: face as this dog.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Haruharuharuko posted:

:sympathy:
Wish you could pet your kitty again.
Here's some kitty pictures.


"Enter, stranger, but take heed...of what awaits the sin of greed..."

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Winklebottom posted:

They're just big-boned.









Catte fatte.

Also, the dog is the greatest. "Yeah, I totally knew I was gonna make it. :smug:"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Someday..."

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Babou?!

Also they better give them something to play with because otherwise it'll be like...Meowschwitz in there. :colbert:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

nitebum posted:

they're breaking my little heart...



:saddowns:

Never was an emoticon more appropriate.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

General Ironicus posted:

Striped Hyenas are currently very endangered. If you'd like to help preserve existing specimens for study and appreciation, Chicago's Field Museum is currently crowdfunding a new diorama for their striped hyenas: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/project-hyena-diorama

I read this first as "Stupid Hyenas are very endangered" and was like :raise:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Chili posted:

My cat, Monty, likes to wrestle with my arm a bit before bed time.

This is how he tells me we're done playing:



"Quiet time now."

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

mcbexx posted:

A new kind of frog has been discovered in Costa Rica.
Now where have I seen this before... hmmm...



"You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Most adorable dog & pony show ever.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Needs the accompanying GIF of Charlie covering his ears while the cat walks across the table to the dubbed-in clanging and crashing sounds.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Oh my god I want to smoosh their faces. Both of them. At the same time.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Shhh...bread is sleeping.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Darth Walrus posted:

I come bearing sleepy ponies.



Pony has crashed; press any key to reboot

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
That Potoo + Pallas Cat looks like the hippogriff from Harry Potter on crank.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Dat tail :3:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
The Great Dogge Sphinx

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
That is clearly a legendary Pokemon and you will not convince me otherwise.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Zzzzzz...kill all humans....zzzzz"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

The rare catloaf seen here in its natural habitat.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Darth Walrus posted:



can't move



send help

I dunno. That cat looks fine to me.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

I will never be as happy as that little kid. Ever.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Your cat seems to have melted; you should probably do something about that.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

If I could have one of these just sit on my lap during work, I'd be a much calmer, level-headed individual. Or I'd just pet it and giggle inanely.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Please put Khajiit down

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Ozz81 posted:

You know what you must do:

- Adopt the dachshund
- Name it Oscar Meyer

E:



Such proud parents :3:

Wanna scruff dat fur

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

cash crab posted:

I just lost my job! Show me something elephant related.

I'd make a joke about you getting caught eating out of a dumpster, but I've been there and it's a horrible feeling. Sorry. :smith:

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Triskelli posted:

Look at this fukkin catte



"Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!"

What...what is that?

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