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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Len posted:

Got one of Chris Pratt and his pack of hunting raptors?

Oh god I assumed they were chasing him, if he trains a pack of them like dogs that will be so badass

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holttho
May 21, 2007


Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Never let the celebration stop:





Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008



Len posted:

Got one of Chris Pratt and his pack of hunting raptors?

I do now


32MB OF ESRAM posted:

Oh god I assumed they were chasing him, if he trains a pack of them like dogs that will be so badass

Chris Pratt is the Dino Whisperer

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


I get the feeling that they're going to over-CGI this thing, and it'll be even less impressive visually than Jurassic Park. I mean, it already will be because it's 2014, but still.


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Peanut President posted:

I do now



Chris Pratt is the Dino Whisperer

You're the best.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Captain Lavender posted:

and it'll be even less impressive visually than Jurassic Park.
:what:

If you mean by todays standards, maybe.
Back in 1993 that poo poo was REAL, man!

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

I worded that wonky. Pretend I didn't say "even".

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


There is a reason that George Lucas and Steven Speilberg are friends.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


So long as the movie ends with whatever the super-badass "cool" new dinosaur is getting suddenly attacked and eaten by a T-Rex that then roars as the park's banner floats down behind it, I'm down.

Otherwise I'm getting some nasty flashbacks to Jaws 3D :ohdear:

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless





Keep dancing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Say Nothing posted:

Keep dancing.

Shut up baby, I know it.

Jaktai
Apr 18, 2007


Welcome to Jurassic Tank

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

The second best thing to come from Quebec.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Porkin’ Across America


bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Robert Denby posted:

Porkin’ Across America




did the Onion do another cooking show?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

did the Onion do another cooking show?

Oh my God you haven't seen Porkin' Across America? I didn't think anything could follow up Sex House but they pulled it off (no pun intended). Episode 1 link here, and should have all the others in the related links. It starts slow and then builds up wonderfully (and horrifically) to the conclusion.


Schlinky
Mar 12, 2009

...Too much drink.







From here. (Alternatively, this.)

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God you haven't seen Porkin' Across America? I didn't think anything could follow up Sex House but they pulled it off (no pun intended). Episode 1 link here, and should have all the others in the related links. It starts slow and then builds up wonderfully (and horrifically) to the conclusion.

That series is amazing. I don't think any movie or TV show has evoked in me any emotion as strongly as the later episodes of Porkin' made me feel gut-churning disgust. It's the worst thing I've ever watched and it's the best thing I've ever watched because of it.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Hargrimm posted:

That series is amazing. I don't think any movie or TV show has evoked in me any emotion as strongly as the later episodes of Porkin' made me feel gut-churning disgust. It's the worst thing I've ever watched and it's the best thing I've ever watched because of it.
It really makes me miss their long form video content, which "Porkin'" and "Sex House" have so far been the end of.

Speaking of The Onion...

How To Make Your Cat into An Internet Celeb



GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I still hear this song in my head. :dance:





Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Nordick posted:

I love how while the pranks in this show are often really mild and pedestrian, it sometimes gets all dark like this. I remember seeing this one on TV and pissing myself laughing.

Sometimes they take it to a really dark place. Case in point:


Not sure if it's really clear what's going on but you can watch the video. Some of these guys were inches from a fiery death.

This and this is excellent too.

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Caufman posted:

Rally round the flag, boys. Rally once again.



Shout the battle cry of freedom.



Down with the traitor.



The Union Forever.



Where this from

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Anosmoman posted:

Sometimes they take it to a really dark place. Case in point:


Not sure if it's really clear what's going on but you can watch the video. Some of these guys were inches from a fiery death.

This and this is excellent too.

I loving love that show, it just gets so brutal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-YhQCvRmg

UmbreonMessiah
Nov 1, 2011

~Hey, I'm grump!~
I'm...yeah, I'm just a grump.

Astrobastard posted:

I loving love that show, it just gets so brutal

Would you believe most Canadians got really tired of watching it, and that's why it got that way?

Seriously, it started off pretty tame, with a few good ones here and there. It was mostly boring jumpscare stuff until recently, when they realized they wouldn't catch peoples interest without doing some really bonkers stuff. It has since evolved into things that are dangerously funny. I often worry for the safety of the people in the videos...but hey, it's good TV.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Hargrimm posted:

That series is amazing. I don't think any movie or TV show has evoked in me any emotion as strongly as the later episodes of Porkin' made me feel gut-churning disgust. It's the worst thing I've ever watched and it's the best thing I've ever watched because of it.

I rank it second. There was that dick camera episode of today now, and I couldn't even make it through the whole thing.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Dance gif listening companion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvaNUFCbZcA

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

Opal posted:

Where this from

Basically the opening 2 minutes of Lincoln.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

Ghostpilot posted:

I still hear this song in my head. :dance:





God I wish I could find this episode. She's the best. :allears:

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.
I can't get enough of George Takei dancing (from http://youtu.be/92xjppIpYz8)



Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Testing out gooncam, love how easy it is to use:



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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011




Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.




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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Bad Sneakers posted:

God I wish I could find this episode. She's the best. :allears:

Got ya covered! :ocelot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEI85hYB_IE&t=140s

Her name's Patricia Davis and she's at the 2:20 minute mark. :dance:

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