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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

I need to mass market tombstones with e-ink displays and durable speakers.

I will not rest until entire graveyards are filled with wagglin' body parts and an endless chant of "la, la, la"s

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Arcsquad12 posted:

No, still creepy.

And reminds me of this:

Warning, slight softcore NSFW-ness


...Which is a sad thing to say about a comic book cover, one for a book aimed at a younger audience. Thankfully, plenty of people thought so too and it was pulled before it was printed.

Also, this happened about a year ago. Meanwhile, this artwork looks like it came out of a hole straight from 1999-2000.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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...10:7, Kreiger or Cocaine?

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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cobalt impurity posted:

I'm not sure what this is, but I'm sure it was made in reverence.



Hmm, cross-promotion at the Denny's Tumblr.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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CzarChasm posted:

OK, so it's Pinky and the Brain, where they share one body?

Yep, and a most-level-headed-person-in-the-room/world head scientist woman, and a second in command who I think was also plotting his downfall to take his place.

Also, maybe a fish who was his arch nemesis ala that platypus from Phineas and Ferb? All I know is, I liked watching two rear end in a top hat kids going on adventures with the grim reaper (who they were assholes to), and not ineffectual James Bond villain pastiche. Especially when the plot was pretty much the same every episode. Villain-protagonist schemes, is undone by hubris/the world being an rear end in a top hat right back at them.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Presented without comment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYdBqsG8Sdc

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Quick! Stick onto some lady's rear end sweet sweet can!

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Ramos posted:

Eh, I'm not feeling it. The Ghibli movie posters always tend to be a lot closer up with a more personal feel while still expressing that sense of adventure.



Like this one we get a full view of who our protagonist is instead of an alienating back shot. It expresses the importance of that person in the adventure without forcing either element out of the picture since we still get to see the strange and vast world behind her.



Even in cases where there isn't a person to focus on, it still maintains that the majority of the image is something that the audience will be both curious about and learn to get very familiar with.

These posters are generic back shots #1-3 zoomed out and given the Ghibli art style. The idea is good, the composition needs a lot of work.

Actually, I think it's sorta in reference to the wind rises poster. Or at least, the notable international one. Which is actually a bit of a departure with how it deliberately distances itself from the viewer, and establishes it's landscape and promise of adventure by emphasizing the sky.


Also included is the Japanese version of the same poster, which does less to distance the relationship with the viewer, though betraying the premise of the film.

And another, which is completely unrelated to my point.


That said, I'd much rather see the film promised by the Zelda and Ganondorf posters than the Link one.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Naw if you look closely, her sweats are pulled down to below the butt cheeks, and her pelvis is outlined in her sweater. Now if you'll excuse me, I shall carefully climb into the trap I have just sprung.

So really it's just supremely hosed up legs.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Hihohe posted:

Oh boy a StarFox cartoon where they dont end up loving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPx4s0sxfU

In regards to this:



Content

Star Wars Spoilers: http://imgur.com/tToFVwK
Maybe more spoilers: http://imgur.com/yrJtsl2
Not spoilers (maybe not fanart?!?)

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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If there's two things I wish were universal, is that Captain Falcon has a ridiculously great rear end, and an even greater punch.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Guys! Shut up about Darth Maul!

Have we ever considered Captain Phasma as JJ's sexy personification of the Phantasm Spheres?

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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From what I could tell, he's still making it, but heavily reworking it to be deeply in the parody zone. Including renaming it 'A Fox In Space'.

I am severely upset it isn't titled 'The Fox in Our Stars'.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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I approve of this SJW bullshit.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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BlueKingBar posted:

So why is there more porn of Toriel, an old motherly goat-woman who has the figure of a brick, than the [i]entire cast of that game combined?[[/spoiler]

Because they're the first female character of the game. Even if you don't even make it past the first hour, you're definitely introduced, befriended, and emotionally attached to the mom that looks like a goat. Every other character you have a possibility of losing friendship with (I think), but her? Oh boy you know there's some weirdos going all Oedipus complex all over that.

Plus there's the Animal-Person aspect that increases it ten-fold.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Man, that is the dorkiest wedding party that I kinda want to go to.

I don't even like Jojo, and there's a 90% chance that it would be fulla dorks taking about stairs, along with a bunch of long suffering aunts who are just as dorky but don't even know what a 'Jotaro' is. But there's a 10% chance it's fulla chill dudes, and I'm willing to take that risk.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Noo, Lionel Richie. :(

Edit: I'll be playing Ghostbusters on repeat in his legacy.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Oh :(. Well now to switch over from 'Ghostbusters' to 'Africa'.

Unrelated:

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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The MSJ posted:

I still wonder what the Rat Pack Die Hard movie would be like.
I wouldn't know, but for whatever reason I imagine that they would go the Adam Sandler levels of effort. Every scene would just have the entire gang just standing around, joking around and bragging about their sexual prowess. Legitimate conversations, no script or anything. Every couple of minutes, they would move into another room, Dean Martin would just shoot everybody in there like Robocop, and then make an offensive crack about Sammy Davis, and they'd all go back to nursing their drinks.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

unlike literally every other thing, forever, into the future. by 2050 we will be living in cumworld.

Well according to my American Comic Booklets, cumworld is where time is stopped mid-orgasm for the sake of shenaniganery.

Link: :nws:Link
It's called Sex Criminals

Named after this porn shop:

Link: :nws: Cum and see

You can experience Cumworld inside Cumworld like so:

Link: :nws: We have such sights to blow you

And for kicks, here's an Anime cum demon:
Link: :nws: It's tentacles, always tentacles

So, I'd be fine with living in either. However, that's not content. This is.


(It's the artist of the comic. He likes to be Garfield)

And technically fan art (it a cover by that Scott Pilgrim guy)
Link: Click here if at work. :nws:

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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You know what, I take it back.


This anime is good.

SomeJazzyRat has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Jun 19, 2016

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Why do people make him a sexual deviant? He's not, he just shoves his pun kink in everyone's faces.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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It's an ant your philistine!

Edit: A carpenter ant!

Double Edit: Like this!


I'll let this guy explain, he has words!


But not like this! This is a wasp. This is you being wrong.

SomeJazzyRat has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Jul 1, 2016

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Persona 4 X Giant Bomb

Specifically, they did an extended run through the entire game, thus the fanart.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Also, might not be fanart (Still great).

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Ah, one of the people complaining about Undertale I see.
It's one of the legendary undertales you have to collect in order to unlock the ultimate weapon, the overtale, which is required to defeat the Taletaker, whose darkness is corrupting the land.

Unrelated but super timely.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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silentsnack posted:

Jason Voorhees, as redesigned by Tetsuya Nomura?


Oh, your very much mistaken. It's a sexy redesign of...

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Waffleman_ posted:

And Peach just gets soda.

Are you kidding, she's the one who invited them all out, downing fruity drinks by the dozens, and leaving in a Limo (that none of them ordered or owns), communicating to the outside world only in the language of 'Woo!' and 'Yea!'.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Actually it was cancelled after season 4, circa 2004. In March they're bringing it back either out of desperation, or because the guys with the purse strings wanted to do something fun.

Edit: Mother gently caress.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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4. People have fetishized tasting Switch cartridges.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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That's right, we'll show the libtard left. We'll make the world realize that they're just like Hitler, because they disagree with anyone who shares the same values as Hitler.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Maybe, though it reminds me of this animated atrocity that belonged on Adult Swim, yet was aired nation wide on Cartoon Network proper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrxlJN-3pEU

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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hard counter posted:

well i wasn't expecting that at all

Get in the game son, everything's a fetish. Including Centaurs.

I'm more surprised by the butt rockets.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Captain Invictus posted:

because they're dopes and asses







Oh, I get it. You post a slate of Undertale fanart for every post where someone says something mean to you, and other stuff if they say something nice.

You smell good.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Mycroft Holmes posted:

still isn't as funny as when furries on twitter kept hitting on the account for tony the tiger, the mascot for frosted flakes. kellogs ended up shutting down the account.

What are you talking about? It's still going strong, wading through hundreds of 'Daddy's every hour.

:nws: and a little :nms: for those soft ones. https://twitter.com/TheRubbaRazza/status/872089115549982720

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

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Cool. I'm also going to use this opportunity to show off my Avatar's source.


By Sean Galloway, a dude who as far as I know isn't a creep. God I hope he isn't a creep.

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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

:perfect:


Except this one. I doesn't really come across as a horror novel, more of slightly post-modern romance novel.

Either way, source?

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